C'mon man, give the poor whigger a break.
I personally think it's cute how he thinks he's already a regular. Like a 6 year old trying on dad's ties or mom's lipstick.
Or a mentally-challenged individual.
They all just make you wanna go "way to give it your best shot champ!" But then you just move on and do something of actual importance.
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