--Why did god give me such a huge penis and so many women to enjoy it with?

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Actually it tastes metallic chalky with a sulphur undertone to me.

Okay, so I was bored that day, sheesh. What else was I gonna do?

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--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway?

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And then he woke up.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

- Why do people still listen to Britney Spears, the Backstreet Boys, and all the rest of those corporatre whore-fags?

Brainwashing.

When will mandingo's insurance company finally pay for his sex change?

As soon as my insurance company realizes that gene therapy to turn me into to a dragonman is covered under my policy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Five.

How come the bad guys in Sailor Moon never blasted the shit out of her while she was in the middle of that 10 minute long transformation?

They're watching the japanese version and masturbating while she changes.

What is it with the pedophilic tentacle monsters in anime?

They deserve respect too!

Why does uranium taste like peanut butter?

Better question: Why does urine taste like seawater?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

--Would I die if I ate some cancerous meat?

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It's grime time.

Eating malignant tumors builds character.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

nope. that guy in your freezer is fair game

How much would an Ehtiopian pay for a ding dong?

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what if nigger meant kite

Twelve dead flies and a terrycloth crotch flap.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

What is lurking in Dick Cheney's freezer?

How deep is Ricki Lake?

Shouldn't hemmoroids be called "astreroids"?

If gay people never reproduce, how come there's so many of them?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

His spare heart...and another clone of GWB.

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Why is it when I see a red door that I want to paint it black?

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Because you see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes. You just have to turn your head until your darkness goes.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Alright, I understand that cucumbers, pumpkins, squash, and tomatoes are fruit. The line is beginning to be drawn in my mind between them and the veggies.

I'm kind of confused about sunflower seeds though. What the fuck are they?

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It's grime time.

- Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

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I dumb :D

So spankling will know when it's no longer safe to stick his dick in it...and then immediately do so.

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