--What are those white things that appear on your fingernails sometimes?
--How much does chemotherapy cost?
--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back?
--What about your belly button?
--What kind of cloth and/or paper combination are US dollars made of?
--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway?
--Why is Sky High the best movie I've seen so far this year?
--Why does everyone hate "MacArthur Park"?
--Forget that OTHER age old Tootsie Pop question, how the hell can an owl manage to eat one in three bites?
--Is it just me, or does a waist measurement of 21 inches seem impossible for a normal, healthy person?
--Beaver? What the hell?
--What if airplane seats were made of cookies?
--What if Playboy magazine was shaped like a foot?
--Wouldn't it make computer mice a whole lot funnier if keyboards were made of cheese?
--Why are there still people on Earth who think Last Call With Carson Daly ISN'T the worst television show of all time?
--What's turbulance?

These questions have always bugged me.

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It's grime time.

I attempted to answer your questions. But after further consideration I choose to place your mouth open-face on a curb and kick the fuck out of the back of your head.

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obscenity filter is off

--What are those white things that appear on your fingernails sometimes? -- Those are globs of jizz.
--How much does chemotherapy cost? -- Forty-three dollars per second.
--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back? -- No, you will have to take it to the doctor and ask him to sew it back on.
--What about your belly button? -- It feels good when I stick my finger in it.
--What kind of cloth and/or paper combination are US dollars made of? -- They are made of "official dollar paper" which was invented by the Indians.
--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway? -- If a girl pee-pees on you, it means she likes you.
--Why is Sky High the best movie I've seen so far this year? -- Because you masturbated while you were watching it.
--Why does everyone hate "MacArthur Park"? --

[b]MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no![/b]

--Forget that OTHER age old Tootsie Pop question, how the hell can an owl manage to eat one in three bites? -- That was only a cartoon.
--Is it just me, or does a waist measurement of 21 inches seem impossible for a normal, healthy person? -- Not if that person is a baby.
--Beaver? What the hell? -- Sorry, Wally. I didn't mean to leave a wet spot in your bed.
--What if airplane seats were made of cookies? -- I would eat them during the flight.
--What if Playboy magazine was shaped like a foot? -- Then you would finally have something to do with the other sock.
--Wouldn't it make computer mice a whole lot funnier if keyboards were made of cheese? -- No, because computer "mice" aren't really mice at all.
--Why are there still people on Earth who think Last Call With Carson Daly ISN'T the worst television show of all time? -- Because Carson Daly has a mom and a dad and a mam-maw and a pap-paw.
--What's turbulance? -- It is the airplane you are in getting caught in the trajectory of one of Zeus' farts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

--Beaver? What the hell?

It's a nice warm moist thing we like to penetrate with our tuning forks and make that shit DING!

--What if airplane seats were made of cookies?

I would NOT want to eat a cookie seat after the people I see on airplanes sit there....unless it was the Swedish Bikini Team.

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I dumb :D

You're about to find out.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Because I never saw it so I can't really judge. But if you want, I'll agree with you anyway.

--What are those white things that appear on your fingernails sometimes?
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!!!!!
--How much does chemotherapy cost?
depends on whether its a buyer's or cellers market
--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back?
it will, but like in Pet Semetary
--What about your belly button?
fuck your belly button. he forgot about Dre
--What kind of cloth and/or paper combination are US dollars made of?
whole wheat
--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway?
the urine
--Why is Sky High the best movie I've seen so far this year?
because you've only seen one movie
--Why does everyone hate "MacArthur Park"?
too many muggings
--Forget that OTHER age old Tootsie Pop question, how the hell can an owl manage to eat one in three bites?
horned beaks with 3000 psi and nothing to lose, thats how
--Is it just me, or does a waist measurement of 21 inches seem impossible for a normal, healthy person?
quarantine all 9 years olds why don't you
--Beaver? What the hell?
isn't that a Seinfeld bit?
--What if airplane seats were made of cookies?
people would be alot less likely to send their kids off to war, i'll tell you that
--What if Playboy magazine was shaped like a foot?
it would become pedestrian
--Wouldn't it make computer mice a whole lot funnier if keyboards were made of cheese?
i never talk religion online
--Why are there still people on Earth who think Last Call With Carson Daly ISN'T the worst television show of all time?
don't expect me to answer something the world's top scientists can't
--What's turbulance?
the only arab at the round table

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what if nigger meant kite

See [Click to view comic: 'Cuticles'] for more info.

An intricate blend of aged tobacco and fine California Sinsemilla so W. and co. can get high when smoking their oil dollars.

The golden shower slippers.

I went to high school with him. Good guy.

I'd be afraid of the chocolate chips!

Cause Pauly Shore has a TV show as well.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

OK, I spoke with someone at the FAA about this. It seems that an airplane seat made from a cookie wouldn't function as a proper flotation device in the event of an emergency splashdown at sea. As a result, your life would end 2.4 seconds sooner.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

the white things in/underneath your nails are calcium deposits. you can get them on your fingernails/toenails, as well, some people have them on their teeth (some parts of their teeth are whiter than other parts)

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Please don't ruin the game.

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back?

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1. Why do people still try to shoot Superman?
2. When Batman gets captured, why doesn't his captors ever take off their mask when he's bound and unconscious?

New ones:

1. Is it possible King Kong is actually one of those monkeys from 2001: A Space Odyssey, brought to the future and mistaking the Empire State Building for that big mesmerizing black thing? I can see why he'd want to climb that.

2. If peppermints are made out of pepper, what's baby pepper made out of?

3. Just how thick a liquid can spray bottles successfully use? If I made one powerful enough, could I spray liquid mercury from it, in a fine mist?

4. I bet a soda can would decompose if you left it outside for a few decades. We don't need to worry about littering, right?

5. If you don't fill a file cabinet with files, is it still a file cabinet? What if I put a bunch of files in a cabinet for dishes and stuff? Isn't it a file cabinet now?

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It's grime time.

Or, rather, his mask? If they have before, correct me, comic readers.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

1. Where does the white go when the snow melts??

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I dumb :D

Why do people still try to shoot Superman?
because he never called. he said he would. said he'd call. never did

When Batman gets captured, why doesn't his captors ever take off their mask when he's bound and unconscious?
the mask doesn't cover his mouth so what the fuck do the captors dicks care?

If peppermints are made out of pepper, what's baby pepper made out of?
soylent green. not sure what thats made out of though

Just how thick a liquid can spray bottles successfully use? If I made one powerful enough, could I spray liquid mercury from it, in a fine mist?
SIMPSONS DID IT!

I bet a soda can would decompose if you left it outside for a few decades.
i bet dcomposed would if we dipped him in acid

If you don't fill a file cabinet with files, is it still a file cabinet? What if I put a bunch of files in a cabinet for dishes and stuff? Isn't it a file cabinet now?
i wish. then the next time i picked up this hot little dish, i could defile it

Where does the white go when the snow melts??
back to the hell that spawned it! (Reno)

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what if nigger meant kite

Damn Simpsons.

1. What the hell does this SysRq button on my keyboard do?

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It's grime time.

Screen capture on mine.

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obscenity filter is off

Who's the "They" in "They say..."?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Freemasons, aliens, etc etc.

Who shot Tupac?
Who shot JFK?
Why diddn't anyone shoot Bush?
Also I have a purple Dot on my pinky and its telling me to do satanic things to fat children named Hansel...What should I do?

Also if they made Michael Jackson And the Chocolate Factory, How much would it earn?

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Who shot Tupac?
JFK
Who shot JFK?
Tupac
Why diddn't anyone shoot Bush?
they were spared because of the song 'Glycerine'
Also I have a purple Dot on my pinky and its telling me to do satanic things to fat children named Hansel...What should I do?
listen
Also if they made Michael Jackson And the Chocolate Factory, How much would it earn?
i'd guess about 10 indictments

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what if nigger meant kite

Why do people still listen to Britney Spears, the Backstreet Boys, and all the rest of those corporatre whore-fags?

When will mandingo's insurance company finally pay for his sex change?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How come the bad guys in Sailor Moon never blasted the shit out of her while she was in the middle of that 10 minute long transformation?

What is it with the pedophilic tentacle monsters in anime?

Why does uranium taste like peanut butter?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

hopefully when they get out of the dark ages, catch up with the rest of the civilized world, and start accepting monkey-humper as a gender

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what if nigger meant kite