CC 296: Apologies to Walt Kelly by kaufman 9-13-05

Wheeeeeeeee!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Judging will be tomorrow. You've got about 24 hours for those last minute entries.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Somewhere in Butte, Montana... by RedfeatheR 9-14-05

I fought for the children NOT to name the scool mascot... Really? I fought for " Munchers "

CC 296: Save An Aisle Seat For Me by biped 9-14-05

I'm going to the movies to see "The Clown vs. Santa Claus Staring Contest"! Oh, boy! I wanna see it too! Let's go!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 296 by mandingo 9-14-05

across the universe, a line forms it is the string of string theory, the quanta of quantum mechanics, it is the beginning and the end, it is reality itself and it is infinite welcome to the Department of Motor Vehicles

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 296 by mandingo 9-14-05

Vinter, bästa tiden på året. Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle? Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta! LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte! and that's how we get the jewels

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 296, or, (( @g^ by HCRoyall 9-15-05

*sigh* Why the long face, big guy? Somebody told me that if I took enough drugs at once it would give me superpowers. You know that's a load of BS, right? Well, its too late now, I've already OD'd on vicodin. Oh, and I am making this face because I no longer have control over the muscles above my waist. Damn, you are stupid.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Tyler the interupting cow... err guy by RedfeatheR 9-15-05

Can you tel-- Penisrapenuts! Tell me wher-- Vaginabloodfart! Why won't you let me tal-- huhha!

OMFG i CAN'T BELIEVE I POSTED THAT THERE. I was in the wrong forum entirly -- idiot

its okay, your sig makes it all worth it

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what if nigger meant kite

Judge Mental now presiding.

Hm. Figures that the creator of one of the originals to be copied would edit it....

It took me a minute to get this one, but it was worth it:

Somewhere in Butte, Montana... by RedfeatheR 9-14-05

I fought for the children NOT to name the scool mascot... Really? I fought for " Munchers "

I wasn't sure whether the fact that I had done an almost identical Cowboy Physics ref before was a good thing or a bad thing, but fortunately, Hairy_Rat also came up with this one:

CC 296: Austrailian for Beer by Hari_Nezumi 9-13-05

Hey Frank. How's the "cold turkey" method working for you?

Out of the rewrites, my favorites were:

This is Bestiality by possums 9-07-05

Based on a actual report on Next@CNN. I put tiny cameras on the heads of animals to study their behavior. Often times I'd whip out my massive, muscular maiden mangler and threaten to rape them. So I have a lot of footage of them running away.

CC 296: Gnar by biped 9-12-05

Vinter, bästa tiden på året. Hejsan Snögubbe vill du ha en bulle? Bullar? Är du dum eller? Snögubbar kan inte äta! LURAD! Inte fan ska du få en bulle inte! DUUUDE! What the hell was THAT frickin' shit all about? WHOA! Like, we were just TOTALLY talking SPANISH or something!

Showing just how much I like the old injokes, first place goes to:

No fitting title for CC 296 by HCRoyall 9-13-05

I don't like where this story is going...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

SWEET!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

quote:

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I wasn't sure whether the fact that I had done an almost identical Cowboy Physics ref before was a good thing or a bad thing, but fortunately, Hairy_Rat also came up with this one:

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