if she lives in that expensive a house, she's bound to have security to keep you out

I am her security ;)

1. Job Title: Director of Risk Management
2. Descript: I try to keep us out of harms way, but if that doesn't work, I try to make sure we pay as little as possible for attorneys, settlements, or judgments.
3. City, State: San Diego, CA
4. Work nick: Danger Boy and Dreamy

[u]Here[/u]
1. Job Title: Civilian Strength Management Clerk
2. Descript: I maintain computer and hardcopy record systems and take care of the busywork so my boss can take care of various issues concerning civilian accountability and status changes.
3. City, State: Somewhere in Kuwait
4. Work nick: Royale with Cheese. Sometimes I want to hurt them, but most of them are cool enough to make up for the greivous insult.

[u]Home[/u]
1. Job Title: Bodyman
2. Descript: I do structural and cosmetic repair on cars, mostly showcars. Mostly I do sanding and patchwork, but occasionally I do minor paint work like spraying the doorjambs or spraying the basecoat primer.
3. City/State: Middlesex County, VA
4. Work Nick: Don't have one. When you're the boss's son most people don't want to assign a nickname in case you don't like it. Not that I'd be a bitch like that, but some people think I would anyway.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

quote:

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1. Job Title: Office Assistant
3. City, State: St. Louis, MO

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How did you get fired from Harrah's? And do you remember a woman with blonde hair named Sherri? (She's my mother in law PM me for her last name at the time she worked there, it's changed now)

I work at a company called Intertel, Inc. It's an insurance fraud investigation company.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

1. Job Title: Financial Adviser / Business Support
2. Description: I advise people on which funds would be best to invest their pension plans (i.e. the Japanese market, the North American market etc). I also help design and test new programs to make the general servicing easier and more error free.
3. City, Country: Glasgow, Scotland
4. Work nick: Mahoney

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Dad was flammable

Go "Woo-bin" MA! I went to school (K-12) at a small religious school right over the line in Burlington (corner of Winn & Wyman roads, actually)... small world, eh?

Anyhow...

Job Title: Maintenance Night Lead (I'm a janitor)
Description: Empty Tampon bins in the women's room, clean up dog poo, haul Thai restaurant garbage in a pickup to a dumpster, smoke cigarettes and attend other such dire matters.
C/S/C: Portland, Oregon, USA
Work nickname: "Faggot" or "Retard"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Currently:

1) Stay-at-home Dad
2) Imparting 34 years worth of wisdom to a mini-me.
3) KnoxVegas, TN
4) Daddy

Formerly:

1) Art Director/Laser Technician for a small local manufacturing and distribution company that went under not long after my little one was born -- thus, the reason for my current position.
2) Directed the Art Dept (me and another person), coordinated shipping, served as the "computer guy," used a laser engraver to create new products and improve old ones. Hey, I said it was a small company.
3) see above
4) Tim (was the name of the guy who held the job(s) before me who was also the Boss/Owner's son-in-law, so he called me Tim nearly as often as my own name). Also, Hot Toddy.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

1. Job Title: Maid
2. Descript: Like kitty, I clean rooms and stuff at a hotel. At least she has the dignity of being called an 'Attendant'. We're all called maids. And we're all guys too.
3. City, State: Emigrant, MT
4. Work nick: Betty. Since we're all guys being called maids by our boss, and we all have sarcastic senses of humor, we've all adopted girl names for ourselves in the workplace. I'm Betty, and my friends are Anna and Clarissa.

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It's grime time.

1. Job Title: I work for a well-known insurance company as a Customer Service Associate. (Hey, I used to be just a Customer Service Representative!)

2. I had to first get licensed for property and casualty insurance in my home state, because insurance laws now demand that if we make any endorsements to policies we have to be licensed in that state and familiar with their particular mandates. I've been with this company for a year and have obtained licensing in almost all states, except Massachusetts and Michigan.
Did you know that in Kansas, legal age to drive is 14? That really surprised me.

3. City near Cleveland, State of Confusion, USA

4. I'm sure if I knew what they call me at work I wouldn't be too happy.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The evening's young
The night begun

Between the bottles in a mirror
I'm smiling at myself
Look in my eyes and start to count
The bottles on the shelf
Bottles on the shelf

Evening's young
The night began
Barman brings another beer
Could ask myself
Why am I here
Between the bottles in a mirror
Smiling at myself
Look in my eyes and start to count
The bottles on the shelf
I know I could at any time
Get up the chair and leave this place

I know I could at any time
Get up the chair and leave this place
I wait for me and my decision
Between the bottles that's my face
TV shows a football game
I leave the place but all the same
If someone asked me "Hey guy you
Where do you go, what do you do?"
I wouldn't know what I could say

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1. Job Title: Petrol pump attendant
2.Description: Basically I just sit in an office all day and when someone doesnt know how to fill a car with Petrol(gas)/Diesel I go and fill it for them. In my spare time I like to send American Tourists in the wrong direction.
3.City, State: Donegal, Ireland.
4. Work nick: I have a few names: "Put €20 in it 'boss'" , "Can I buy a bag of coal 'kid'" , "Yes there 'young-fella', fill her to the throat" , "Is that sugar you're putting into my tank 'asshole'?"

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Poo perhaps?

I look for work.

I used to do office admin and graphic design, but that temp assignment ended and I have been out of work for nigh on two months now. *sigh*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I HATE WORKING

sometimes

Job Title: Business Intelligence Consultant

Description: Essentially a grandiose title for an IT consultant. The company salespeople tell clients how their business could be greatly enhanced with various IT "solutions". I have to do the actual IT coding and programming (Oracle, SQL, VisualBasic etc. for those of you geeky enough to know/care). Of course, the salespeople never check in advance to see if I can do the work. Frustration ensues.

City, State: Croydon (South London), England

Work nick: "Professor", on account of the fact that I'm desperately trying to go back to university again to do a PhD. And because of my pub quiz expertise.

[Click to view comic: 'Essential Doodies']

1. Student
2. learn and play guitar
3. can't what 3 was
4. Larry/Lazza

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

1. Student
2. learn and play guitar
3. can't*remember what 3 was
4. Larry/Lazza

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction