i'm not allowed within 50 yards of boorite because of the incident

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what if nigger meant kite

the fuck? dry as desert sand or... soggy? just soggy?

very good imagery on the first, but you really got lazy on the second. perhaps soggy as wet toast or soggy as a rice patty, to continue the battleground theme.

Soggy as a malarial swamp.

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What others say about boorite!

Here was the menu that my mother prepared for today:

Supper:

Turkeybreast in the crock pot, mac-n-cheese, fantastic stuffing made with some of that hard as a rock fancypants bread that they pass off as a gourmet bread (its not edible unless you make it into bread pudding or stuffing), cranberry sauce, crab macaroni salad with tri color macaroni, mustard potato salad, and some creamcheese/sausage tart like thingies.

Dessert:

Punkin Pie (from Barber Orchards, paid for by my boss, one of the few perks i get with my job) a frozen chocolate dessert that was much like a fudgie-wudgie bar, Jello, and Pineapple upsidown cake with green cherries rather than red cherries due to my allergy to red #40.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Soggy as a wet doggy!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bec and I will be over for Thanksgiving 2006. Any takers? :D

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That would be an awesome birthday present for me.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

StripsGiving '06!

We'll all gather round and cornhole a turkey.

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Door is open.

Lemme kmow what you want for dessert.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The steak was delicious. Thick, juicy, succulent ribeye, marinated, medium well-done, cooked on a backyard grill. Served with skins-on thin-sliced baked potatoes and fresh salad. Topped off with walnut-sprinkled pumpkin cheesecake. I wish I could do it again every day.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I did the turkey this year because I'm learning meats in my Foods class right now. It turned out pretty darn good, if I say do my soself.

My mom made pie and stuffing and other sissy stuff like that.

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It's grime time.

Alright guys, the turkey is cooking. It's got 4 hours left on the timer. If you can get to High Ridge in that time, you're welcome to join all of us. Yes, there will be family, but there will be friends as well. Plenty of food, but bring your own alcoholic beverages as we don't make a practice of keeping them stocked.

Christmas Eve is also an open house at my house. You can make off with the gifts the ingrates don't want.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Alright guys, the turkey is cooking. It's got 4 hours left on the timer. If you can get to High Ridge in that time, you're welcome to join all of us. Yes, there will be family, but there will be friends as well. Plenty of food, but bring your own alcoholic beverages as we don't make a practice of keeping them stocked.

Christmas Eve is also an open house at my house. You can make off with the gifts the ingrates don't want.

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Potatoes, mashed.
Green beans
Plenty of stuffing because I can eat a whole batch myself
Rolls
Whatever my sister in law is bringing (deviled eggs are her specialty, I'd expect those at the least)
macaroni and cheese
Apple pie and two pumpkin pies
And some kind of rice dish that my mom makes.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays by bunnerabb 11-26-05

I'm glad you could make it for Christmas, Bunner, but.. um.. I mean, when are you leaving? It was all of the side dishes, Chicka.. they did me in.! If I move I'll essplode! Ok.. that's understandable, but... try and leave by New Year's, OK? No problem! It might help if you stopped eating, you know. Yeah.. sure! whatever!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.