MMYERS

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

niteowl

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Mediocrity at its most average.

M&M

My votes go to:

Entry 1

and

Niteowl

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

entry 1

and

mmyers

Talkin' 'bout mmmmmmyers' degeneration.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

the NITEOWL is very wise, nocturnal, eats live rats, and gets my vote

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Two of my faves, but the biggest yuks were from mmyers.

1/3 vote for crabby and 1/3 vote for Kajun until they post some real entries (or until crabby does, at least).

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

If you can't tell which of those 2 strips is mine thats sad.

mmyers

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what if nigger meant kite

owls are good eatin'

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Own tile

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troelsea at gmail dot com

entry 2 and niteowl.

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This is not my empire.

orly owl

How the hell am I supposed to differentiate between the two of you when one makes an ovulation joke and the other an internal organ joke?

Oh, nevermind. Entry 2

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

nocturnal avian predator

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

mmyers and Hutch.

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I has a flavor!

Here is my count, your mileage may vary:
[b]
1: 10
2: 5

mmyers: 7
niteowl: 7
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I would like to post the next contest in just over 24 hours. Can we get enough votes (13) on at least one of these to put it to rest? If not I'll keep going and keep collecting votes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Entry 1 and Mmyers

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Continue voting for these...
[b]1: 11
2: 5

mmyers: 8
niteowl: 7
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And now on to the match staring attitudechicka vs umfumdisi. This one I call Office Space. Let's see workplace humor white collar style. Use 3 panel format.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No fair, I don't have a job. :D

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC XIII (R3) : Micro(wave)management by umfumdisi 12-29-05

Alright slobs, listen up! 3Q profits were shit. Morale is lower than Vern Shroyer's nuts. And if I miss my bonus, I'll have to sell another kidney. After watching Glengarry Glen Ross 15 times this weekend, I decided to bring in a motivational speaker. He gets $500 an hour, so pay attention! That's right, bitches, I'm Bacon, man. Did I run away from Sizzle-Lean? Hell no, I kicked him in the nuts and slept with his wife!! And I'll do the same to you! Blooga-blarga, bing-bong. NO SPATULAS!!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

If I'm adding correctly, Niteowl and I are tied at 8 all. Someone might want to check that as Math wasn't really my strong suit.

If it comes down to a tie, can we have a one panel comic with only one word in it and a one word title? My word would be 'poot'.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Comic Cup XIII: Another True Confession by attitudechicka 12-30-05

There seem to be a lot of emails going around about proper phone ettiquite lately. Yeah, I noticed that too. You think she's trying to tell us something? Perhaps to stop ending our phone calls with "Have a great fucking day"? No, that can't be it. She must want us to stop greeting people with "What the fuck do you want now?"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That chicka has some attitude!

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This is not my empire.