I got steak, whiskey and tools.

Touchdown.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I got a black diamond solitaire ring, some of my favourite choccies and the Terry Pratchett book I wanted but hadn't gotten around to buying myself.

Hooray for Xmas.

Merry X-Mas Stripcreator, I got a hangover.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

i got a kickass WSOP chipset

puff the magic dragon dvd

princess bride dvd

christmas story dvd

monty python's holy grail dvd

and your dad gave me 20 bucks for hanging around with you and your mom gave me syphillis

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what if nigger meant kite

they were chocolate chocolate chip, with just a hint, a hint mind you, of fudge

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Are we dishing on Christmas goodies?

I got a hangover on Christmas Eve and some kind of stomach bug on Christmas day, yay!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I got money, several novels which most notably include 'Count Zero' and 'Finding Alice,' and a nice fuzzy scarf that totally makes me look gay. It's okay though, because it makes my mouth invisible to people who would normally hit me when I mouth curses at them.

I also was going to get a boxcutter, but I opened the box and all I found were butterflies and rainbow kisses.

...I'm saving those...

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

William Gibson owns your mom, your dog and most of your family.

w00t

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

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Hey, I wonder where my Christmas presents are... ?

Oh, that's right! Santa reminded me I was Jewish. Laughed in my face. Stuck coal up my ass. And then donkey punched me.

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And for Christmas I got tools, sex, and money. The gifts weren't necessarily related.

I got a bunch of cool shit, but approximately zero money. I had to bum money from my dad for gas to drive home.

Drive HOMO, more like it. What a tool.

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8===D

I got a nasty cold.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I got stuff that I love and got to spend the day off of work and got to catch up on my sleep, which I loved. and got to talk on the night to a wonderful person. I nearly loved christmas this year.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

I got Doom 3 (finished in 5 hours).

My kids got freakin spoiled with about 20 gifts each. LIttle turds.

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I dumb :D

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Hey, I wonder where my Christmas presents are... ?

Oh, that's right! Santa reminded me I was Jewish. Laughed in my face. Stuck coal up my ass. And then donkey punched me.

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Oh stop whining. You people get Chanukkah twice in 2006. Twice.

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Is Chanukkah measured in candlepower?

I got a bunch of gift cards, one of which I promptly lost. I got some socks to replace the ones my razor-sharp mutant toenails have mutilated. And I got a plug-and-play Atari paddle with Super Breakout on it.

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I has a flavor!

CPHPY

Candles per holiday per year.

I get both holidays, because God is making up for my shitty childhood.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

awww, how cute. she spelled Hanukkah wrong

it's okay, i chear it's chard to spell. chonestly

kids are so precious.

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Are you kidding? Every Jew I know spells it differently. Hannukah, Hanukah, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Chanukkah, and Channukah.

PICK ONE!

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Are you kidding? Every Jew I know spells it differently. Hannukah, Hanukah, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Chanukkah, and Channukah.

PICK ONE!

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i'll take famous Jewish sports legends for $400, Alex

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Are you kidding? Every Jew I know spells it differently. Hannukah, Hanukah, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Chanukkah, and Channukah.

PICK ONE!

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Boorite wins.

Again.

And it was Hank Greenberg.

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i'll take famous Jewish sports legends for $400, Alex

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Who is Sandy Koufax?

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