The Far Side by Drexle 8-03-01

Seeing the Hamlet-esque carnage wrought by his "secret recipe," Gary Larson watched his dreams of becoming a chef go sour.

Since this one already helped me win a comic cup, it's probably not really fit to be an official entry, but since it fits the rules...

with apologies to wierd al

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

CC72: That Explains A Lot by fuzzyman 10-13-01

...so this should be our last one for today. You insert the anal probe and I'll---SHIT! This one woke up! Quickly, insert the anal probe and switch it to the stun setting! Lie still, Reverend Falwell... this won't hurt a bit...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC72: When ghosts think nobody is watching them. by apejuice 10-13-01

Feel the burn! No pain, no gain! . . . and STRETCH and REACH and UP and DOWN and relax. Phew! Looking good girls!

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I LIVE!

cc72:What a sad tale by manky_man 10-13-01

...and thats when I realised that the doctor said I should get more busty females! Not more rusty nails... no oblae engish senoir..

Not only can't I spell, I can't rhyme as you can see...

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

cc whatever:on off on off on off by manky_man 10-13-01

huh? stop playing with the lights!

In a way it has only one box...but it has two 'cos there is speaking but then again there is no scenery. On the other hand it is just a focus of the eye...but if you think about it there must be 2 boxes...but there can't be!

my verdict: shut your fucking face.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

CC72:technical difficulties... by manky_man 10-13-01

Uh...we apologise for that technical misshap viewers... A newsflash!! A Nuclear bomb has been dropped on...

and another...*sigh*

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

CC72: ***SIGH*** by crabby 10-13-01

TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU!!!!!!!!! I'm just not enjoying this anymore. RAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!! Good my asshole has been stretched to the size of Tony Danza's ego.

And yet another entry...

CC72: You'e In My Heart, Urine My Soul by fuzzyman 10-13-01

When we hold hands like this, it makes me feel all warm and special inside. Like we were meant to be together. I think I love you. That's great, man. Can I have my urine sample back?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm Floundering for Good Ideas..... by NastyPope 10-01-01

Ya Know, Margret, your pussy kinda tastes like..... Don't you say another word.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

manky: as much as i hate to encourage you, your entry was pretty funny. i think it counts as having three panels, though, as per the rule amendment...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Creation part 1 by NastyPope 10-13-01

and the Lord God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" And there was Light, and it was Good. That's right, who's yer Creator. Big G in the HOOOUUUUSEEEE!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

here--i'm much happier with this one:

C.C. LXXII(b): Snapshots of a Disaster by habnem 10-13-01

7:22 am / AttitudeChicka goes to work. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist! 7:22 am / Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction takes his morning walk. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Cliff's Notes: Serial Comic ]I[ by kaufman 10-13-01

Our evil plans are sure to succeed. Captain Uterus will be destroyed. Heh heh heh. I should be saving the world, but I'd rather just have a tryst with you. Oooh, I love you too.

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Dieseling Passions by NastyPope 10-13-01

Maura, I just wanted to say that you make me feel like I have a heart. Oh, Clango, thats so sweet, you deserve a little something special tonight. The Lights go out, and the passions are aflame. Oh Maura, this is better than the time I was used by the Swedish Bikini Team. Heehee, you are so cute.....WHAT!?!?!? Unfortunately, the next morning, Clango saw Maura with her makeup off for the first time. Clango, what's wrong? EGADS.... so thats why your French kiss felt like a bowl of cold spaghetti.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CC72 by kramer_vs_kramer 10-14-01

Honestly officer, we were just trying to see how many of us could fit in the Mini. We had no intention of actually driving it anywhere.

Can we have a policeman character?

Catch the Wave! by kaufman 10-14-01

------WHOOOOOOSH!------ Wheeeeeee! Yikes! I love tsunamis. But it's such a bitch getting back to the sea afterwards.

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CC 72: Today's Health PSA by lara7 10-14-01

Anthrax is an infectious, often fatal, disease associated with animal contact (mostly farm animals). Human infection, though rare, is an occupational disease of farm workers, veterinarians, and tannery and wool workers. And animal husbandry enthusiasts.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

He Shoots, He Scores! by fuzzyman 10-15-01

The final round of the National Pocket Pool Championship... - left - right - left - right - left - right - left - right - left -right - left - right - left - right - left - - left - right - left - right - left - right - left - right - left -right - left - right - left - left - OW!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

When merry-go-round operators take too many amphetamines by kaufman 10-15-01

STOP THIS RIDE I'M GOING TO HURL!!!!

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Bonfire of inanities by boorite 10-15-01

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Bonfire of inanities II by boorite 10-15-01

It's not laziness. It's minimalism.

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It's the Mind by boorite 10-15-01

My cerebroscope allows me to see people's thoughts. Allow me to demonstrate on this subject, Fucktard the Perpetual Newbie. D00D!!!1 Success! I can read his mind! RAWK!!!

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