Mine's name is Thor, 'nuff said.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My cat could kick your cat's ass, your ass, bitchslap your mother and steal your car. Its name is: I'veKilledAMan, and I'm its bitch. One time I came home with soft catfood it didn't like and was released from the hospital two months later.

Actually, one of my cats is too sweet and the other is like Spankling's, not aging well. She's 17 and has gone mostly deaf. The only thing she hears anymore are high pitch sounds. (As I found out from a quite ingenious car horn test that took two years off her life.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Do we all own cats? I have a little kitten who punches me in the eye while I'm sleeping.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I have a cat. She lives with my parents, but she's still my cat. She was never de-clawed, and she'll attack anyone, often for undiscernable reasons. No one but me sees the humor in this. She's really quite likeable, as long as she's not presented with one of the myriad things which she believes constitute a threat to her well-being, such as vacuum cleaners, other cats, or being picked up.

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Henry:

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I no longer have cats. It's really sad and I don't want to talk about it. My mommy has a really cool doggie named Sally, though.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I have a cat: Abigail.

This discussion reminds me I need to give her my half of the rent money!

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"I know how toast works."

Which, the guitar?

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I don't really own a cat. However, there are feral cats around where I live. Thanks to me, they now know they can get in through people's windows so they don't have to be outside all the time.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Cats me are allergic to. And are making stupid my talking.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My housemate made this page for one of our cats while bored one day. It is disturbingly accurate.

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~babfive/quentisl/muesli.html

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I think this pic needs a different caption than Our dog Pip being cute. Something along the lines of Our dog Pip tries to hold its skull together while the demons attempt to force their way out.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Yuk yuk.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAFRFGFHVGJKhgvdv sdvkjlf lbscjdh!!!&!^51!

Sorry, I just laughed so hard I ralphed on the keyboard...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Pip is clever - he heard me giggling and came into the computer room and jumped up onto my lap. It would have been cute, except one of those motherfucking demons popped out of his eye-socket and chewed out my tongue. I hate when that happens.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Screamer always reminds me of William Hague looking at the polls.

I can guarantee Andy Dougan's cats are well hard. They were toughened up by Andy's sticking pins in them.

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

Christ almighty boys

Ive been having the worlds shittiest day , and SOMEHOW your art package skills once again manage to brighten up my day.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You guys rule.

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For once I laughed out loud! *whew*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I am glad that my silly little dog has indirectly given so many of you such pleasure.

Oops, gotta go - he's masturbating with that damned crucifix again...

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