Recently a web forum that I programmed went live. I was anticipating a respectable amount of posts akin to this one (it is for a semi-popular musician), but in a whole week of being up it has recieved a massive FOUR posts. So I am now insanely jealous of Brad.

And no, I'm not telling you lot where it is. The last thing I need is for it to get clogged up with donkey sodomy posts. I'll give it a month before I do that.

Would you prefer jokes on Scottish Football/Politics clogging it up?

We can do that.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

When you actually give people a topic to stick to, they get confused and don't know what to write. By limiting them to talking about this musician, they really don't have much to say.

Brad, on the other hand, has entitled this forum, for example, general discussion. This could mean anything. Therefore everyone types. Or maybe I'm just talking out my ass... it worked for my friend.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And what a nice ass to be talking out of.
*hides*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Recently a web forum that I programmed went live. I was anticipating a respectable amount of posts akin to this one (it is for a semi-popular musician), but in a whole week of being up it has recieved a massive FOUR posts. So I am now insanely jealous of Brad.

And no, I'm not telling you lot where it is. The last thing I need is for it to get clogged up with donkey sodomy posts. I'll give it a month before I do that.

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I always thought ladyjdotnet worshipped kaufman a little excessively. Now it makes sense. The jig is up, ladykdotman. I, Big Evil ObiWirth_billings_d have found you out.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well, I, DragonAttitudeDexXSpankling will stand up for multiple personality disorder sufferers.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You know what would be weird? Imagine, right, imagine you went to a forum where there seemed to be a very active community, with two dozen or so regulars having elaborate conversations, and an archive stretching back four or five years. Then you happen to notice the users' IP addresses, and they're all the same! Someone has been using the forum for years, conversing with himself under different personalities, and posting about fifty times a day. That would cross the fine line between very geeky and frightening.

I've always wondered if any of the newbies or regulars were just Brad.
He hasn't made any comics before maybe he's just using other names.

Look through the looking glass here people.

Ooh, all the conspiracy theorists are coming out of the woodwork now.

That's just because they're all the same conspiracy theorist.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

That's just because they're all the same conspiracy theorist.

HAH

Thats just hearsay.

Oh shit. Thatll set off the conspiracy theorist(s) again.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I've always wondered if any of the newbies or regulars were just Brad.
He hasn't made any comics before maybe he's just using other names.

Look through the looking glass here people.

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Brad is me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think Brad is really this guy:

[Click to view comic: ':F+!!!']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I thought Tobor was you.

I thought Tobor was you.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Goo goo g'joob.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You've found me out. I'm really kaufman, only with better cats.

Snuggles

Katrina

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

They are better.

My cats could kick your cats' arses.

...okay, one of them could, and the other one would snuggle them to death.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

One of my cats weighs 22lbs, and from the look of him, that's mostly solid muscle. He'd 'ave your cats any day.

I have a kitten named Barcode.

By default , it wins over all other cats.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I would like to see that. Is it like a ventriloquist act? Can you drink water while your ass talks?

As for cats. Mine is aging poorly and doesn't smell good all the time.

And the conspiracy was documented long ago. I've lost my notes when alien FBI agents broke in, but it was all very scientific-like.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My cat could kick your ass.
That little bastard pushes my dogs around.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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My cat could kick your ass.
That little bastard pushes my dogs around.

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