CC 325: Funny Farm Frolics by biped 6-29-06

Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK you and the horse you rode in on, ya little BASTARDS! Horsey-Poo, I'm afraid you are no longer suitable to host "Funny Farm Frolics" for us. You're fired. Huh? But this is the number one children's show on TV! The little bas--er, "tykes" LOVE me! Well, they did...until you started drunkenly berating them into fits of hysterical weeping and catatonia on a daily basis. I'm...I'm sorry, kids. You see, Horsey-Poo is...well... "impotent." That means he can no longer get "Mr. Weenie" to perform-- Just start the fucking cartoon and get out.

CC 325: Funny Farm Frolics 2 by biped 6-29-06

"Hi, kids! I'm Doggy-Poo! Horsey-Poo was bad, so now he's DEAD! Ha, ha! Hey, who wants to play a jolly game?" That WIENER! (choke) He's got my job! MY job! Now what the hell am I gonna do? (sob) "...that's right, it's just a simple 'gay-porn' video. All we ask is that you be 'Horsey-Poo' and get humped 'n' hosed by Peter North." I'll...do it...(sniff) Fuck ME, cowboy... I'M the horse you rode in on! Uh...is he gonna be crying like that the whole time?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1173 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-29-06

Pssssssst! Hey, buddy... You know that horse you rode in town on? Uh, yeah? Well, I- -FUCKED him. I know... By the way... I think I have a suggestion on how your can make those rotar turbines self-generate gravitons................. .........................NOT! Fuck me! I'm in stripcreator.com HELL!!

I was going to pick Red, but he's getting out of the military so I hate him now.

ausrotten almost swayed me with the blowjob offer.

But the win goes to biped and Horsey-Poo. Fuck you AND the Horsey-Poo you rode in on, biped.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Great contest with perfect judging. I salute you and the horse you rode in on.

I knew I would almost win, you sonofabithch. I'm sooo out right now. I love you anyways. I will continue to make fun of the military though.... because it needs to be... I'll be never forget the stupidity... ever.

-- Red

Thank you. As the girl at the end of David Blaine's "Street Magic" said, "I'm never forgonna get this day."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Horsie-Poo one was good. As soon as I read it, I knew mine weren't going to win.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

the same girl asks, "how you did that?"
and i feared for the future....

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Kill Whitey.

Hey HC: CC 325 x 1,000! signed, bitter boy

RCL no. 1177 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-06

...and, come to find out, biped wins yet ANOTHER comic contest! Arrrrrrgggghh!! That's THREE wins since March! [Arrrrgghhh! ] I mean, who does a niggah hafta blow to get his props around here? Dude... You're a PIRATE, not an Afican-American. FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON! ARRRRRGGHH!! That's so 6-29-06 10:03pm Stripcreator Time!

As soon as I read yours I knew they weren't going to win.

As soon as I read yours I knew they weren't going to win.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

its a fix, WHY DIDNT I WIN!!!!