[b]Look how Spiderman beats up on old men!
Threat or menace? You decide.[/b]

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The Vulture was a formidable foe. You're just being facetious.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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There's too much Spiderman bullshit. Forget about it. It's all just a bunch of crap that some writers thought would be cute. Venom? Clones? Blah. All that shit is just stupid.

Spiderman is just a teenage superhero who fights guys like Doc Ock and the Green Goblin. That's all anyone needs to know.

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No, I'm sure I read somewhere that Spider-Man is the apotheosis of something.

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What others say about boorite!

I personally liked the whole Venom story.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This was always my favorite story-line.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The Vulture was great because he wore a harness that made him a little bit stronger than a young person with no powers. Can you imagine? All that power at your disposal at the age of 60?

Ah, a simpler age.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

vwut a country!

and that he spins a web any size. that's important. the webspinning i mean. any size. no shit

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what if nigger meant kite

And he's got radioactive blood. No wonder he's strong.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

vwut a country!

and that he spins a web any size. that's important. the webspinning i mean. any size. no shit

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Though, considering the fact that he invented the web-spinners, is that really a "power" per-se? I mean, imagine if Parker had never been bitten by a spider. He could have become the next Iron Man. Those spinners alone could have funded his first Iron Man suit.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes, but then he would've been Iron Man instead of Spiderman. And Tony Stark would have to think of some other superhero to become, and still be able to build an iron lung into his costume. And if Peter Parker had all those other spider powers besides web-spinning, he would've simply been hogging good superhero ideas by becoming Iron Man, too.

See how clear things become when you apply simple logic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

and that he spins a web any size. that's important. the webspinning i mean. any size. no shit

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Though, considering the fact that he invented the web-spinners, is that really a "power" per-se?

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i'm sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me

any. size.

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what if nigger meant kite

and that he spins a web any size. that's important. the webspinning i mean. any size. no shit

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Though, considering the fact that he invented the web-spinners, is that really a "power" per-se?

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i'm sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me

any. size.

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I stand errected.

I'm sorry. Did I say errected? I meant errected.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Like him? I tattooed a picture of his ass on my ass.

Venom rocked. The only decent thing Todd McFarlane has ever done for humanity. After that he got the crazy idea that he knew how to write.

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It's grime time.

My favorite was Carnage... even though he was a rip-off of Venom... who was a rip-off of Spiderman... who was a rip-off of actual spiders... which were were a total rip-off of crustaceans.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You're forgetting that Venom is SUPPOSED to be a ripoff of Spiderman. After that alien being that is Venom's suit successfully seperated from Peter Parker, it oozed into a church and bonded with Eddie Brock (Venom), who had an extreme dislike for Spiderman. The suit's memories and Eddie's emotions formed a sort of insane, dark Spiderman... I think that's how it went.

Venom is a fairly interesting character. I'd amost call him the Punisher with powers. Total vigilante, ripping off limbs instead of leaving someone "webbed up".
I've heard that there were recently a few other symbiotes running around, and one ended up getting attached to a cop, leaving a good guy symbiote.

Carnage isn't as interesting a character as Venom, in my opinion. He's not conflicted, he's just insane and murderous.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This site is quite interesting, it explains the behind-the-scenes wranglings behind all the clone nonsense.

The thing I didn't like about the Venom story line is that it left Spidey with his old red-and-blue feety pajamas. The black costume looked 10X better.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I didn't like the whole thing because Bill Gates stole my stingray and used it to power Microsoft tactical shovels.