Well, about 15-16 years, (whenever he was born, I don't really keep track of those trivial things.) give or take a few months.

Update: Small puncture in a lung, but not serious. Minor concussion. Some pancreatic fluid buildup, may need to be operated on. However, he's still looking to make a full recovery.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Glad to hear it.
Y'all must have some funny parents.

I'm glad to hear anything, because it means that I am not a werewolf.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really wish that were the case.
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/LuckyGuess/sets/luckyme/

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I cringed when I heard "puctured lung". That sounds so horridly painful. Like, even more painful then sticking twelve live electric eels up your ass.

Not like I know what that feels like. And derive enjoyment out of it...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

It just hurts when they reinflate it. Unless it's punctured by a broken rib, and in that case, the broken rib hurts.

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What others say about boorite!

Just keep remembering the good times...

LuckyGuess and Humpenstein's Normal Conversations by LuckyGuess 2-27-06

You're not an adult, fucktard. You aren't even close. You're just some headstrong peice of shit that acts like a fucking God. Kiss my ass and go to fucking hell. And by the way, your breath smells. How do you get the secret weapon in Dot Hack?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'd cast Curaga on Humpenstein, but I'm all out of MP. For now he'll just have to rely on "doctors" and their so-called "medicine".

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Glad your bro-bro is OK. Send some well wishes from him to me, please and thank you.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

When he gets better, I hope he kicks that truck's ass.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Thanks, all. I appreciate it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Must be a tough bastard, a fucking truck tried to take him out and failed!!

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i bet it was those douchebags from that gnomz website that did this. those bastards...

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his comics are going to be so edgy now. all street slang and hit by a truck hardcore

god i want him

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what if nigger meant kite

Your brother is very lucky. Recently a young lady was hit by a driver on "The Strip" near the UT campus and died. This type of thing seems to happen about every five years around here.

Get well, Humpenstien.

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The doctor informed me upon me leaving the hospital's trauma center that he's never seen a case where a person has been hit by a speeding vehicle and been in as good of condition as myself, it's very gratifying to have everyone wish me well, thank you many times over.

Thank God you're OK.

Why does your forehead say "YV3H>"?

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What others say about boorite!

Nice to see you're alive.

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Hooray for catharsis!

I hope they shoot the truck. Now that it has a taste for blood, it'll probably need to be put down.

Glad you're OK.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I was about to lol at this, but then I remembered I'm using a laptop in my economics class and am supposed to be looking for information on Wozinak, so I decided against it.

Glad to here from ya, Hump. I like your new title.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Good thing he's not hurt that bad.

Weird how the drunk drivers never get injured.

Also, I need to be smacked for thinking of how much material for comics hump is going to be able to get out of this.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

i got dibs on the word speedhump

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what if nigger meant kite

But the truck ran away from him!!
In my books I'd count that as a win for hump.

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hey even tho u told me to die a bunch of times i wont say it to u glad to hear u are doing ok

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