happy birthday, ivy! i got you a little something

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what if nigger meant kite

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance 

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

April

12 - nate_dog2269 

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November 

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson 

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

mandingo

I'm touched. Thank you very much.

The scrotum hairs are a nice touch.

April 20

attitudechicka

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I was seriously going to do something with this thread. I'll work on that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I hope it involves sending us all cakes. Or nudie pictures. Or cakes with nudie pictures.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

christopher7murphy

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Kill Whitey.

If you're going to copy the list, make sure you quote the most recent entry, otherwise you're leaving people off of it.

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

oops.

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Kill Whitey.

NO BIRTHDAY METH FOR YOU!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

26 - TheBlairZip

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Happy Birthday by gabe_billings 3-15-07

Happy Birthday! I got you a card. Hey, thanks. That was nice of you. This is a picture of your ass. Yeah, but I wrote 'Happy Birthday' in feces on my butt cheeks.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

26 - TheBlairZip

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

20 - TheGovernor

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

13 - ftc

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

26 - TheBlairZip

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

20 - TheGovernor

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

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Poo perhaps?

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly, ChoobyChooby

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

30 - Non-Sequitur-Donkey

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

13 - ftc

April

12 - nate_dog2269

20 - GabeandBoorite

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

21 - Lima

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

26 - TheBlairZip

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

20 - TheGovernor

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

lima

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

My fiscal year for this list has begun. I'll start doing something with this tomorrow. I still don't know exactly what. If you want to be included in whatever it turns out to be, please be sure that your name is on this list somewhere. This is the most recent total tally:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Dammit. When this thread began I was the only one with a birthday in March. Now there're four.

I got's me some murderin' ta do.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

March

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

13 - ftc

13 - smamurai

April

12 - nate_dog2269

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

21 - Lima

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

14 - RedfeatheR

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

26 - TheBlairZip

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

20 - TheGovernor

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

January

3 - Matchbook_Romance

4 - Injokester

5 - Spankling

6 - Stripcreator, Kajun Firefly

February

9 - Kaufman

22 - ivytheplant

23 - BigEvilDan

March

2 - HCRoyall

5 - Angry American

13 - ftc

13 - smamurai

April

12 - nate_dog2269

30 - Rabid_Weasle, BigFrank105

May

10 - attitudechicka

21 - Lima

25 - mandingo, christopher7murphy

June

2 - LuckyGuess

25 - gabe_billings

July

5 - fieryarrow

8 - little_kitty

14 - RedfeatheR

19 - cpausti

21 - DaveMonkey, boorite

23 - umfumdisi, zaphodb_12

August

5 - Zimri

10- The_Young_Scot, UnknownEric, Drexle

14 - Twi_Prime, kaddar

26 - TheBlairZip

September

10 - biped

11 - choadwarrior, AccentuateNegative

20 - TheGovernor

October

12 - boloboffin

28 - lukket

November

10 - DragonXero

14 - Brad

27 - ladyjdotnet

December

06 - HotRodDeathToll

10 - jes_lawson

20 - areallystupidguy

22 - andydougan

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

P.S. Happy birthday chicka.

I don't think I did enough hinting around here yesterday.

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Mediocrity at its most average.