Say, that reminds me--I've been meaning to tell Dubya that I saw Osama bin Laden hanging out in Glasgow.

Kabul clearly resembles Argyle Street on a saturday night at 2am anyway.

Im sure he could flatten those listed buildings that the developers keep trying to get permission to knock down and build something useful on.

History? PAH! Its Glasgow for chrissakes.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Ive learned that people hate Glaswegians simply because theyre Glaswegians , almost as much as people hate Americans simply for being American.

Only in our case , it appears to be a simple case of Jealousy.

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I will probably regret that post in the morning, but you bastards had it coming.

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What others say about boorite!

i live in nailsea

whoooo

yeah boiiiiii

nailsea wah wah wah

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

hahahahahhaha

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What others say about boorite!

Dammitall, now I've boaked on mah trainers.

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What others say about boorite!

I live in Cleveland.

That's in the North Central US, just south of Canada.

Gabe does, too.

We have several large buildings, and miles of lakeshore on Lake Erie. That's one of the Great Lakes.

The Great Lakes are the second largest body of fresh water in the world. Lake Baikal in Russia is larger.

Real estate in Cleveland is relatively inexpensive when compared to other large cities.

We coined the phrase "Rock and Roll", and Greater Cleveland audiences support more live music performance than any city in the world.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is here in Cleveland.

We have more liquor licenses per capita in Cuyahoga county than damn near anywhere else. Cleveland drinks.

We used to be a huge industrial centre.

More syndicated cartoonists are from Greater Cleveland than anywhere else.

Now, read this every day until you want to belt me one.

That's what he means.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wait. I actually do want to hear all about Cleveland.

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Did you know the city of Cleveland covers 79 square miles and has a population of 505,616?

bristol has the lowest heroin price in europe at £20 per gram as apposed to £40

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Plus "Bristols" is another word for breasts.

Looks like Bristol wins this round.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

never heard that one

but i like it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Tits is another word for breasts.

I live in Titsville.

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Tits is another word for breasts.

I live in Titsville.

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FUCKING ENOUGH ABOUT GLASGOW AND EVERYTHING ABOUT FUCKING GLASGOW FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DO YOU THINK WE CARE? DO YOU HEAR ME GOING ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT FUCKING DC AND BALTIMORE? WE ALL LIVE SOMEPLACE FOR FUCK'S SAKE SO SPARE US THE IMMERSION IN YOUR NARCISSISTIC LITTLE BACKWATER OF THIS BACKWARD PLANET.

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Cleveland also has the Cleveland Clinic, widely considered the premiere medical facility in the U.S.

This behemoth has swallowed up more real estate than Manifest Destiny, and boasts the finest medical research, surgical, transplant, and kidney treatment centres in the world. It also has Rainbow Babies and Children Hospital. This is regarded as the finest pediatric care facility in the world as well.

The Cleveland Orchestra is also regarded as without peer in the classical music community, and performs at Severance Hall; a venue with incredible acoustics. If you love classical music, then you must see the Cleveland Orchestra at Severance Hall once in your life. It is a moving experience.

And we got some fuckoff cool burger joints, too.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I have a feeling you'd like this game, skagg.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Cleveland also has the Cleveland Clinic, widely considered the premiere medical facility in the U.S.

This behemoth has swallowed up more real estate than Manifest Destiny, and boasts the finest medical research, surgical, transplant, and kidney treatment centres in the world. It also has Rainbow Babies and Children Hospital. This is regarded as the finest pediatric care facility in the world as well.

The Cleveland Orchestra is also regarded as without peer in the classical music community, and performs at Severance Hall; a venue with incredible acoustics. If you love classical music, then you must see the Cleveland Orchestra at Severance Hall once in your life. It is a moving experience.

And we got some fuckoff cool burger joints, too.

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Oh, peshaw!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Says who?

las vegas is pretty cool. i just thought i'd reprazent for a moment--it's over now.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I've learned that if you have a pretty picture posted on the internet that you can be accepted by anyone.

I haven't really learned this, but it is more inforced in my mind now. Love is one of those funny things. You can love and care for someone you've never met more than you can love your own father.

And I've learned how to eat a chocolate chip cookie and pretend I'm not American. I think.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So where's yours?

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

So where's yours?

:- )

She's obviously talking about me.