What? You don't recognize the photo from your New Year's party? I could have sworn I sent you a copy.

pita

The wirthlings are groovy as ever, which is pretty damn groovy in my completely objective opinion. How you doin'?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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The wirthlings are groovy as ever,

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What he means is his wife left him for the UPS man and he's currently living at the Howard Johnson's on route 9. Also, since he's been fired from his job for stealing pencils he's turning tricks at the Greyhound station to make cash to pay for food.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I just realized that I've never deleted anything Stripcreator related. All the Photoshop contests, naked pictures of wirthling, audio files of Brad sleeping... It's all there. If anyone wants to take a walk down memory lane, take a peek in here:

http://woodenbadger.com/lowpass/

 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Did you know ObiJo was in love with me? And that Gabe and I are the same person?

gay

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

That post was funnier when the [cough] [/cough] tags I put around the word 'gay' were still there.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

vichyssoisegirl

You are just trying to brake my heart. Twice.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You were in love with me too, weren't you? Man... you guys. The good ol' sub_m7 days. Good times...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

ah, yeah. here it is. main vein me

Spankling

You are just trying to brake my heart. Twice.

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the funny part about that is that to convince me he was vichyssoisegirl, he put up a quick page on gabe billing's known site (wooden badger) that said "It's me, you cunt!" and then linked me to it. so then the next day i saw him on irc so logged in as gabe_2 and asked who the hell was imitating me and when he started to raise a protest, i said i could prove i was gabe and then linked them to the same page he'd linked me to and hadn't changed. then for bonus points i did it a couple days later in irc when new people were around because the felch blender still hadn't changed the page. lool. at that point he finally changed it to 'obijo sucks monkey balls' or something

which is completely true. ask any good-looking monkey

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

gabe_billings

Fucking HOT!

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Poop.

gabe_billings

I like those pictures of "Karen"

I remember posing for that, back when I had the body for it.

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What others say about boorite!

Too bad the Nutrisystem worked.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

 

Gabe's fantasies are quite disturbing.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I don't think I made that one. But it didn't stop me from getting a four foot wide blowup made to hang on my ceiling.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe makes science fun!

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Poop.

P.S. What the fuck?

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

 

Doesn't everyone have that dream?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That was from the most vile Photoshop contest ever.

 

 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Nothing says "vile" like cartoon unshaved cartoons.

gabe_billings

Holy crap that made the morning fly by.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

mmyers

Holy crap that made the morning fly by.

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In the same way that Taco Bell makes digestion fly by.

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What others say about boorite!

wirthling

The wirthlings are groovy as ever, which is pretty damn groovy in my completely objective opinion. How you doin'?

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I'm sad... I miss Kaufman, he's disappeared off the face of the earth.  So has DexX.  And Obi has no use for me anymore.  And bunnerabb... is still the same.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

pitathe hell i don't. you're to distract the Baldwin clan with small talk whilst the rest of us approach their rear flank in the armored attack vehicle

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don't like this mandingo fellow. I want my ObiJo back. Look at all the cool Obi & Gabe comics...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.