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Seriously. That's totally what happened.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Welcome back.  Just in time for the Stripperfest in Chicago (April 20-22).  Sign up on the WIKI!

 

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"Old" is the old new.

Can you say Wirthling sucks for old times sake?

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Poop.

I've heard many a story about the exploits of this gabe fellow from boorite.

Okay, no I haven't, but I'd like to think there's some sort of wacky adventures that went on in the olden days. Especially any that involve a rubber chicken and barrel of monkey parts.

Wirthling Sucks!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Also, anything boorite says about me is a lie. Except for the thing about us getting married. He was the bitch and I was the butch.

That part is all true.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

That explains why he wanted to wear the wedding dress last year...

Screenshot taken and archived.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Gabe felches apes.

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What others say about boorite!

Is it just me, or did it suddenly get more bald in here?

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Dad was flammable

It sure did... Right after your mom dropped her pants.

 

Zing!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What smells like Gabe in here?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

gabe_billings

Awesome.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Still needs more sodomy.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I love the smell of cornholing in the morning.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe, you old cunt, how are you! Remember that time we almost hitchhiked across america? Or that time we almost stole that RV? Or that time you told me how awesome it was that I nearly crashed the site with that 200-comics-in-a-single-post thread? Or that time you said "All aboard the good ship ObiJo!" Or that time you made me fucking Asner in a fucking chart. You and your goddamn charts.

How's your whale of a kid? (I read your blog once.) What have you been up to? You used to post on here voraciously, what the fuck happened? Did you and Brad cross that just-friends line and sleep together, but then felt awkward afterward? Anyway, good to see you again. You're one of my favorite online people, let alone one of the funniest damn comics ever to grace this site. We just need to get wirthling posting in this thread and the Three Amigos ride again. (If anyone's interested, I'll be the Asner-esque Amigo.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The funny thing is, I always thought ObiJo was a girl.

Y'know, I was just surfing the web and caught an intense whiff of gay coming from stripcreator's direction and had to come and see what was causing it. Now it all makes sense.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

 

Isn't having you as a father torture enough?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That's not even his real son. He just uses that one for photoshoots. His real son is big as a house and bald as your Aunt Stumpy.

And usually sitting in a tractor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

gabe_billings

Me too, old buddy. Me too.

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RAAARRR!!!

jes_lawson

 

Now's a good time to pop in and say hi.

How's Mrs. Wirthling?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

gabe_billings

Yes, but by now he's gotten quite good at it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I missed Gabe, but next time I'll aim for the head.

 With all the light shining off of it, it should be an easy target.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet