This contest may never end. I'm pretty sure the judge abandoned it the moment he began it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechickataming a dj is like taming the wind. it was foolish of us to try

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what if nigger meant kite

Since chopper is apparently dead, and I won the last contest, I have been asked to judge this one. 

This automatically renders my entry ineligible.  Thus, in recognition of this great sacrifice, I am giving it special mention in a place of honor.

OPC 35: Bob's Psychedelic Lunch

Hello, Classic Rock Radio? I'd like to hear-- Gotcha. "Free Bird", comin' right up.

by biped, 5-05-07

And now for the vastly inferior--I mean, "great" first and second place winners.  All of the comics were so wonderful that it was very hard to choose between them and blah blah blah, etc...

Second place goes to this one, because I thought the name "dj turkey sanwich" was funny:

opc35: dj turkey sandwich

step away from dj turkey sandwich, you MONSTER i was just asking her what that kickass beat was she just played

by mandingo, 4-29-07

And since this one made me chuckle because it is funny, the WINNER IS:

OPC 35: All of the times.

Times were tough. There were too many DJs and not enough places to DJ. That's when DJ Bashbox got creative. Yo yo yo Oak Wood Nursing Home! It's TIME to get this party CRUNK.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 4-11-07

Let's get it on, let's get this party started

The dance floor's been empty, ever since Takesha farted

So come on all you stupid fucks, dance and suck my dick

Then Mom has promised she will make us all some Nestle's Quik.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Word.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

take it to the bridge

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what if nigger meant kite

...It aint easy....

So, when you gonna judge that goddamn one panel comic contest you started, huh? you always starting up shit you aint finished, with your broke punk ass! I done told you bitch, if you dont have a bank roll up in yo mouth, keep it shut. I dont have to finish a goddamn thing, I just gotta stay true to the game.

by chopper, 5-17-07

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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy