CC359 - ft Wyclef Jean by kramer_vs_kramer 6-27-07

You wanted to see me, Mr McMahon? Yes, Benoit. The WWE directors think your image could be edgier, so we want you to kill your family then shoot yourself. But Vince, isn't that a bit drastic? Nonsens, Chris. Plenty of wrestlers have turned heel. Don't you remember 9/11? This plane's going down, because Stone Cold said so!

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 6-28-07

How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, how many? Apparently more than one, since I told you to change it over an hour ago, you slant-eyed bastard.

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 6-28-07

What do you call a poor black man with a rich white girlfriend? Ummm... And they live in Mississippi. Oh! I know now!

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 6-28-07

How many clowns does it take to make a lynch mob? Uhh...

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 6-28-07

So a frenchman with a dildo up his ass, black man without a record, a hard-working mexican, and a sober irishman are walking along side by side... ...when suddenly they spot a hundred dollar bill in the road ahead. They decide to race for it. Who gets the money? The-a mexican-a? No, you greasy Italian cunt. The frenchman. the other three don't exist.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

judging time!

lots of good entries in this one. honorable mentions to the following:

Third time's a charm... by El_Phen 9-06-05

After not getting along to well with his fellow classmates Stuart makes a last ditch attempt to integrate with others... Right, you're not an Arab or a black kid are you? £$%£$"% What? Speak English Arsehole! £$%£%!%%! £$"%"$@:~>~{ could fuck a doormouse and not touch the sides~:~{:£"$"£ Fucking...What the hell are you anyway?

CC359: School Stationary by TheGovernor 6-25-07

Okay class can anyone tell me what you get when you multiply four by seven? What about you Tabitha?, would you like to come write your answer on the black board? Well done, gold star. Thank you miss Erm Miss Crabfanny, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed to be your teaching assistant.

"You're just so black that I thought you were an alley!" might have been the funniest line of the competition to me. RedfeatheR had more than 1 comic i found really funny and for awhile it looked like he was gonna win it, but HCRoyall's whole Klu Klux Klown series cracked me up, especially this one which is the nigger-black jew-cheap canadian-gay grand wizard winner

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 6-28-07

How many clowns does it take to make a lynch mob? Uhh...

congratulations, HC. cc360 is all yours. sorry if you have to postpone your wedding to run it

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what if nigger meant kite

I'd like to thank all the spicks, micks, kykes, wops, darkies, and gooks who made this possible.

Especially that most minor of minorites, mandingo. Thanks to him, even the Jews have someone to hate.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Next time Royaaalllll... Next time!!!

-- red

I think random comic guy should have won, he should always win, he's the best. EVER!

mattmallone

It's just another way they're keeping this wigger down!