RCL no. 1717 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-05-07

this comic is in the style of mandingo. notice how i don't use proper punctuation (i.e. capitalization) in the dialogue bubbles, making this irritating to read for us educated adults. now to the punchline... that's why i didn't cross the road, dumbass who knew gooks drove that fast?

Oh yes, must be a new comic. Stupid scottish rules...

Plagiarism Zombie by HCRoyall 11-05-07

Morning, Dave. How's the coffee? Tastes a little off today. I think maybe the grounds are going stale. Whose turn was it to make the coffee this week? They should be informed. That Melvin guy. Come to think of it, the creamer was a little thicker than usual. So I'm making the coffee for those assholes, trying to figure out how to get rid of this persistent morning wood when I get this great idea... Why do you keep talking to me?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ray-Ray The Ex-Gay by boloboffin 11-06-07

Oh, Ray-Ray, you gorgeous hunk of ex-gay manliness. If only you could read my mind. Please hear me. Please just listen to my silent longings for you . *sigh* Another night at home, alone with my dildo... Oh, sweet Jesus, I just got a huge boner!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Cup of Plagiarism by HCRoyall 11-06-07

Today I went out and played soccer with my friends. Okay, so I just booted a hooker in the cunt and yelled "GOAL!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 12,839,067 by biped 11-06-07

Hello, darling! Won't you suck my woolly weenis and diddle my doggy penis? What's that, Helen? Sorry, this doggy wants me to "suck" his--GOOBER! BLAH HA HAAAAAAA!!! Are you talking to Helen on one of those tiny headphones? Tell her I want her to diddle my doggy nards-- Yah, and now he wants YOU to "diddle" his--TESTICLES! No, no...TESTICLES... NO, DAMN IT, TESTICLES!!! TESTICLES!!! HELEN! SUCK MY NUTS! LICK MY BALLS! GARGLE MY FUZZY TATERS! JUGGLE MY DOGGY DANGLERS! YAH! WELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL THAT AMBULANCE FOR YOUR MOM NOW, HELEN.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

cc372: allenhenderson ftw by mandingo 11-07-07

my flying, magic ostrich is so cool SOAR, MY FLYING, MAGIC OSTRICH! HIGHER AND HIGHER ABOVE THE CLOUDS TILL WE TOUCH THE FACE OF GOD! this would be a much more triumphant moment if he wasn't rhythmically fingering my poo hole i hope he's not a talking, flying, magic ostrich

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1722 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-07-07

Hey, Bob... Check out the lastest biped comic. Okay. The little baby's saying, "CRUNK, MOMMY!" HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA What will he think of next?! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA What the fuck is "crunk"? What the fuck is "crunk"?

RCL no. 1723 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-07-07

Ode to Hari_Nezumi... Assanine! I'll give dat ho's face a two, and her ass a nine! Ha, ha! Talking like black people is fun! Okay. My turn... I didn't know dat beotch's name, so I "axed" her! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA...HA.....HA... ..........................HA. What?

You're In A Bookstore, Biped by boloboffin 11-08-07

Are you finding a calendar you like? OH, MY GOD!!!!!!! "POOPED PUPPIES 2008"? SOMEBODY ATE SIXTEEN PUPPIES, POOPED THEM OUT, TOOK SOME PICTURES, AND MADE A CALENDAR???? Sir, sir! The puppies are just tired and sleepy. See? They're "pooped." Figure of speech. Oh. Well, that's boring.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Creativity Is Pain - er...food for thought? by biped 11-08-07

Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing. - Heather Armstrong Ouch! Did I think about writing again or was that a random cramp? My oh my, this pain that is my creative process! And yet it is a burden "worth bearing"! A bit like the age old act of childbirth - eh, Mom? Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats Wait, aren't we "people", too? If we can't speak our own language, our communications are destined to be of little avail from the git-go, no? Yo, I am so down with that, cool cat! See ya later - crocodile? How is one expected to convey wisdom with such inanities? Oy, vey!!! A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike That's a mighty lot of patience for one to consume! He must be full of it -- if one knows what one means! Toot sweet, let's eat! What -- what the fuck are you talking about?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well thanks for all the entries, I wasn't sure if this contest would be a success *sniff*.... but you've managed to make my dreams come true! *sniff*

Well this was a pretty close call, and I can say without a shred of deceit that I was really torn as to who should be the winner.

In the end I had to go with HCRoyall for this hilarious entry

Cup of Plagiarism by HCRoyall 11-06-07

Today I went out and played soccer with my friends. Okay, so I just booted a hooker in the cunt and yelled "GOAL!"

Take it away!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I had a feeling I had hit a gold mine with that comic.

Huzzah!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.