Rabid_Weasle

Or Mexican.

christopher7murphy

...that was the first thing I thought of. Come to think of it you're probably right.

i h8 kdz

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Kill Whitey.

But if a guy forgot his key, and his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/whoever was in the room, he would have to knock on the door of his own room.  So that wouldn't be a dead giveaway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Coolio_cat

here's a thought: why don't you turn the obscenity filter to 'off'? (its conviently located at the top right of your screen)

this way you won't feel compelled to ask us to accomodate your aversion to 'cuss' words. who the fuck says 'cuss' anyway?

P.S. its "write" not right. you don't like 'cussing', i don't like people who can't spell.

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Kill Whitey.

OK, in Coolio_cat's defense, I would like to point out that, traditionally, comic strips are something that young kids tend to enjoy, so we shouldn't be surprised if kids wander in every now and then. It's not like this is a site about mixing hard liquor with amphetimines for consumption out of a crack whore's well-traveled Hershey highway. But enough about FARK.com.

On the other hand, Coolio_cat needs to learn sooner or later that asking a global community of millions to "please stop cussing" is not only pointless, but guaranteed to backfire on you.

Also, I never got a straight answer as to whether or not my solution was right - Dave did hear the same guy knocking at other doors, didn't he?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

But if a guy forgot his key, and his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/whoever was in the room, he would have to knock on the door of his own room. So that wouldn't be a dead giveaway.

That's a good point. I thought right off it was the knocking at his own door and never considered he might have had a good reason to do so. It's people like me that sent Sally Kimball to the chair!

 <i>Also, I never got a straight answer as to whether or not my solution was right - Dave did hear the same guy knocking at other doors, didn't he?</i>

That's it - the guy was his gay lover, and Dave was sending him up when he suspected him of having sex with the other guests! 

That Dave's a vicious mothercusser, but I got him cold.

David's wallet is gone.

That's my guess.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That friend she was talking about is me.  Isn't that right, Coolio_cat?

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Yeah. What she said.

Hey, you still haven't told us the answer to the riddle.  Oh well, you can just tell me at school.

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Yeah. What she said.

Check out my comics.  No swear words either.  Do you like them?  I don't think all of them are very good.  Which one is your favorite?

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Yeah. What she said.

Is the answer to the riddle contained within it?  Or is it based on information we weren't given?  Because in that case it isn't a very good riddle.  It may have taken Big Stupid Gay Dave two minutes to call the front desk because he was listening to Mr. Potato Head knocking on other doors, but that's just an unsupported supposition.  And riddles in which unsupported suppositions must be made in order to solve them aren't really riddles.  I call them "bovine intestinal viruses", while others refer to them as "America's last horse-drawn milk wagons."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dave is a mouse who lives in the security deposit box.

A talking mouse, I mean. And he was reading about how to operate a phone.

BigFrank105

Or Mexican.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And the couch is made out of a little matchbox. It all fits.

Except the phone, but why would anyone put that in the security deposit box to begin with?

It was a phone made of diamonds and platinum.  You can tell that by the way the guy knocked on the door.

I haven't read the whole thread, but I'm guessing the answer is something like:  the guy wouldn't knock on his own door; he'd just go right in.  Of course, that's a bunch of crap, since maybe he went for ice without his key and was wanting the transvestite hooker he hired to let him back in his room.  Of course, s/he probably already stole his wallet and jumped out the window as soon as he left with the ice bucket.  Too bad the room was on the eighth floor.  But fortunately, s/he landed on the large pile of transvestite hooker corpses which was soft from decomposition.  (This particular hotel has a special room for guests who like to hire transvestite hookers.  You can tell that by the boxer shorts the maid's cousin was wearing.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find my tweed had, greatcoat, pipe, and cocaine while I perform a violin solo for my latest transvesite hooker, who fortunately only sprained an ankle.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

^^ *gives a standing ovation to not_Scyess* ^^

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well you know what people.  I'm not saying you can't cuss/curse/swear, I'm just saying please do not do it around me.  That's all.  You people.  Some people (like me and Rapidwings who is my friend at school) don't like to hear cursing.  Gosh.

PS The obscenity filter is off!!!!!!!!!!

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The only way to make a friend is to be one jk

Coolio_cat

Try turning the obscenity filter ON, not OFF. That will filter out the bad words. Hence, the term "obscenity filter".

Also, welcome to the reality of the internet - NOBODY LIKES BEING CENSORED, especially for the sake of two people who can't take the hint that MAYBE, JUST MAYBE you wandered into a section of the internet that wasn't custom made just for you. Seriously, what exactly was it that made you think you were going to be able to go into a forum full of people, who have been doing this sort of thing for years, and start telling them how they should be allowed to talk?

Unless swear words are going to put viruses on your computer, or steal money from your bank account, they are completely harmless and you should learn to deal with them in a more mature, accepting manner. Like, say, IGNORING them.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Coolio_cat

cock. shit. piss. diapers.

go suck a cock. oops. sorry.

go fellate a penis.

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Kill Whitey.

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Here's a fun riddle! *giggle* Figure it out and you win candy and unmarked white vans!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I've got a little story. Justin Wilson told it first.

The little third grader had been given a homework assignment: create a story around the vocabulary word "frugal." He didn't know what it meant, so he asked his sister. She didn't know what it meant, so they asked their dad. He didn't know what it meant, so they all asked Mom, and she said that "frugal" meant "to save." And the little boy said, "Aha! Now I can write my story!"

So the next day the little boy began his story: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was riding along in the forest and she came upon a snake. The horse was scared and threw her off, and she fell down into a deep, dark hole. She was so scared and alone, so she began calling out as loud as she could, "Frugal me! Frugal me! Won't somebody come frugal me?"

Somewhere else in the forest, a handsome prince was riding along. All of the sudden, he heard the princess calling out, "Frugal me! Frugal me!" He looked around and followed the sound of her voice to the hole. "Frugal me, frugal me!" Then he looked down the hole and saw the princess, who smiled at him. "Please, sir," she said softly, "Won't you please frugal me right here and now?"

So he jumped down in that hole and frugalled her, I guarantee.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker