Groovy! Theater presents: "Just Do Me" by edoggydog 2-11-08

Hey, mister... Did an Asian ladyboy wearing a hospital gown and a pair of Nike hightops, go running pass here? I said... Did an Asian ladyboy wearing a hospital gown and a pair of Nike hightops, go running pass here? Quit looking at me like I'm crazy or something!

CC 380: No Class Room by christopher7murphy 2-11-08

............................................................. Good lord! Look at the window. He's streaking! ............................................................. Wheet-Wooo! ......................................................... Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

 

 

CC 380: When Buildings Get E.D.

.......................................................................................................................................................... Hello, Penile Support System?? The tip broke off again.

by christopher7murphy, 2-11-08

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CC 380: Classroom Gossip by kane2742 2-11-08

The chalkboard who lives on the other side of me... ...says his upstairs neighbors are always going at it like rabbits. I never knew letters had such active sex lives. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Fucking A."

CC 380: Can You Feel the Love Tonight? by kane2742 2-11-08

How was your date last night? Hot. A little too hot, actually. I shouldn't have let things go as far as they did. What happened? Let's just say, I would have saved myself a lot of pain if I'd taken the advice of that Elton John song. "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"? "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me."

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

CC 380: Objectified by NeoVid 2-11-08

DAMN! I'M SO $#@%ING PISSED! I SIT HERE, BRINGING IN FRESH AIR EVERY DAMN DAY, BUT DO I EVER GET APPRECIATION!? HELL NO! ....sorry about that, I'm just venting.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 380: Capital Offense

I put the M in Murder.

by HydeGuy, 2-11-08

CC #380: Dead Poets' Society by themushroom 2-11-08

The writers' strike reaches zombies: braaaains... liiiines...

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Groovy! Theater presents: "Just Do Me, Too" by edoggydog 2-11-08

ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT!! I think he's deaf, dumbass! Oh. Sorry.

CC380: Bedroom by lima 2-11-08

Err.. Hi... Jesus Christ A TALKING LAMPSHADE Don't be so fucking stupid. I'm a lightbulb.

CC380: Bedroom Acoustics by lima 2-11-08

"Thats life... thats what all the people say..." "Flying high in April, shot down in May..." What are you doing? Just a little light entertainment.

 

CC380: The World-Dominating Weiner by christopher7murphy 2-11-08

Ha Ha! Soon I will be prepared over an open flame. Sautéed in a delicate wine sauce, and served with steamed aspargus. Ha! Curses... boiled again.

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CC:380 It's real Punny outside today! by Cre8tive13 2-11-08

Let me guess...You are a cumulus cloud, right? That's right... you're very bright! Thanks...... I guess that explains why my father calls me 'Sun'

CC 380: Arm-stuck-a-palooza by deathtoradio 2-12-08

...so then my mom was all "if your friends all went out and got their arms stuck in an abandoned building, would you go and do it too?" I guess we know the answer to that one.

CC by HCRoyall 2-12-08

So... You ready to talk about what happened with you and the Potter kid? ::sob::

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 380: Crime Scene Impersonation by kane2742 2-12-08

"Ooh, look at me, I'm police tape." Yeah. "My words are written in the right direction." What a tool. I hope he doesn't hear us making fun of him behind his back. Why, what's he gonna do? I'm not sure; I've just heard you shouldn't cross him.

CC 380: Under the Sea by kane2742 2-12-08

How was your date? I thought that interspecies dating would be weird, but it went pretty well. Interspecies? What is she? I think she's the same species as you. I really like her. She's so pretty, she makes the whole world look brighter to me. You know what they say: "When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's a moray!"

CC 380: Two Ways of Dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses by kane2742 2-12-08

By the way, great contest idea, mandingo. About six of the entries are on the "Recently Popular" side of the Top Rated page and a few have made it to the other side, too.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

CC 380 : It's A Wonderful Crank Addiction by finn34 2-12-08

Alright, you see that guy down there? The one about to jump off a bridge? Yeah. He's kind of a douche, but you need to get down there and help him. I thought he was a degenerate gambler with a meth addiction? That's right. Here's a kilo of Crystal and a pair of loaded dice. Ohh, there must be some easier way for me to get my wings.

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CC: 380 Bob and Jim (1) by El_Phen 2-12-08

Hey Jim. Yeah Bob? I was thinkin'. Maybe I should just get the hell out of my cubicle and see what's happenin' over your neck o' the woods. Wouldn't do that if I were you Bob. Why Jim? I'm naked and masturbating onto a pre-op picture of Rosie O'Donnel. Oh and there's some tacks on the floor, wouldn't want to have to get Health & Safety involved eh!?

CC: 380 Bob and Jim (2) by El_Phen 2-12-08

Did you just say you were naked and masturbating over a pre-op picture of Rosie O'Donnell Bob? Yes Jim I did. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting though, I'm losing my 'concentration', if you know what I mean. Yeah, you like that don't ya bitch?

CC:380 Bob and Jim (3) by El_Phen 2-12-08

Uhh Bob? Are...are you 'finished' yet? Yeah Jim. You wanna come on over now? I've cleared those tacks up. Are ya still naked Bob? And, you know, masturbating? No Jim, I'm not masturbating any more. Like I said I'm finished. You're still naked though? Damn right Jim. Me an' Rosie like to cuddle afterwards. If I just got dressed that'd be rude.

CC380: Paper Games by Cre8tive13 2-12-08

I Spy with my little eye....something that is.....white! Is it a piece of paper? Ummmm...Yep.

CC 380 - 5 by lukket 2-12-08

Ah. Look at them. Yeah. They remind me of us in our young days. Don't you just hate Arcade Fire. Get lost, you dweeb. Why didn't we marry back then? What would I want to go and marry a slut machine for?

CC 380 - 6 by lukket 2-12-08

So, I'll pick you up at 8 pm sharp. Yeah. See you mum. Bye love. Bye mum. Don't let the bed bugs bite you. Mum! Don't embarrass me in front of my friends.

 

CC 380 - 7 by lukket 2-12-08

Have you seen my driver? No. Not my chauffeur. The golf club! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M IN THE GOLF CLUB?

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Groovy! Theater presents: "Twat-Slapping Fool" by edoggydog 2-12-08

...so, then I says to the whore, "Bitch bettah have my-" Hey, I really hate to interrupt your stimulating conver-sation, but I am bleeding to death back here! SHUT THE FUCK UP, DICKFACE!! Anyways, she didn't have my money, so I twat-slapped the shit...

Groovy! Theater presents: "The Invisible Man Playing Golf" by edoggydog 2-12-08

[*whiff*] Ah, son-of-a-bitch... FORE!!

Groovy! - Theater presents: "Invisible Man: CHEATER!" by edoggydog 2-12-08

Shit! Shanked it into the fucking woods! This goddamn tree's in my way! Hmmm... The other guys can't see me, can they? Much better...