theburninator

 All right, so you read all the time to make up for not doing anything else fun*.

*As this is a discussion mainly between gamers, the option of using your free time to have a social life has not been considered.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The_young_scot

I hereby grant thee a Scepter Of Zing +2 for that.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

NeoVid

All right, so you read all the time to make up for not doing anything else fun*.

*As this is a discussion mainly between gamers, the option of using your free time to have a social life has not been considered.

Hahaha, nice. Well, I don't think "getting drunk with your co-workers every night" qualifies as a "social life," so, well-played, sir. I think we can let this rest.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Bwah ha.  As to why this is funny: boobs. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Boobs are great.

That is all.

CC 383 - The D&D Player's Greatest Battle Yet by Shaneo39 3-14-08

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

Right. This was tougher than a very tough thing indeed. Thanks to all those that entered

Notable, but not winnable, entries are

Gygaxian 3 by NeoVid 3-10-08

I don't feel bad about making jokes about Gygax's death, since.... Lemme see, I rolled a 93 percentage, so according to the chart... ...It's what he would have wanted.

 - by NeoVid

A Discussion on Dylan (CC 383) by theburninator 3-11-08

...So, anyway, like I was saying, Highway 61 Revisited is clearly Dylan's most musically and lyrically superior album. Oh, I'm sorry, did you inhale some paint recently? Because unless you recognize the pure genius of Blonde on Blonde, you must have the brain of an infant. You are such a dumbass! Hello? "Like a Rolling Stone"? Only THE FUCKING ANTHEM OF THE '60s! Ooh, wow, I really give a shit what a bunch of dirty hippies thought, you stupid ass-rag. God, I am so hot right now. Totally. Let's fuck.

 - by theburninator

CC 383: Nerd Contest (3) by 100Faces 3-11-08

So you think you'll win the nerd contest because you voted for George Bush twice? Sure. But 62,040,609 other people voted for Bush in 2004. Considering that 75% already did so in 2000 that leaves 46,530,458 people who voted ... ... twice for a president who's responsible for the deaths of 3983 US soldiers in Iraq. See? Now we're down to 46,526,475.

 - by 100Faces

As wonderful and supremely entertaining as they were I believe that the winner TRULY out-nerded his contemporaries with a mind-bogglingly specific display of Geekishness.

I give you your winner;

Game Night by HCRoyall 3-08-08

She's too chaotic to be a Devil. Therefore, Demon. She's too controlled for Demon-hood. She must be a Yugoloth, formerly known as Daemons, the Neutral Evil Outsiders. You can scare a Demon into keeping a deal, and Devils always keep their word, but a Yugoloth will just wait until your back is turned and stab. I've just out-nerded you, haven't I?

 - By HCRoyal

 May your D20's never roll one's. Live long and prosper. May the Force be with you and so on.

To be fair, I think this contest was between me and NeoVid to begin with.

New contest soon and all that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

This was a contest?  Seemed like it was more of a chatline for dweebs and geeks!

RandomComicLayoutGuy

 Yeah, so none of the rest of you had a chance.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet