shank
Any of them could also do your "military" job, but they don't. You could do their job, but you don't. So I guess nobody has a reason to feel superior to anyone here.
But don't let that stop you. After all, you relax from a hard day of teaching Home Depot trainees how to properly stock pipe dope, by studying the sex lives of subatomic particles. And all of this while *gasp* being the only boy in a four-person living unit. Hell, you're practically one miracle away from canonization as a saint. Go Shank.
Remind me again, which unit of the Canadian military requires hands-on knowledge of both covalent bonding AND the retail markup on a 3/4" stop valve?
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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."