so much for dead people jokes and the such.

well, maybe the sand n***ers are revoked from this morality.

i cant joke about getting a piece of ass either.

The camels over there are pretty loose. Just ask RedfeatheR.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They are. Not only that but they just lay there all dead like with flies all around them and bullet wounds all ove-...

...come to think of it...

...I think I fucked a dead camel.

I know I fucked a dead camel.

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It's grime time.

What the fuck, guys?

out of options, huh?

good luck with that....

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Kill Whitey.

i've got all the options in the world. who wants to be part of mainstream society. fuck sitting in a cubicle, fuck building things.

fuck yeah for being a soldier.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah!  Fuck not being shot at!  Fuck earning lots of money!  Fuck being allowed to think for yourself!

But seriously, though.  I love this country.  Thanks for dying so that those of us who make better comics can live.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

shank

Not everyone's a construction worker or a cubicle jockey. Some people mop jizz. Others fry things. And I even hear there's some who do both at the same time. Bottom line, don't eat at Jack In The Box.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

not_Scyess

well, $3000 spendable a month isnt too shabby.

and honestly, how much do you think i give a shit about making comics? i have like 600 since 2003. WOW

shank

I don't think he cares how much you like making them. Those sort of reading comprehension skills will definetly help you in the military.

 Good luck!

i guess you didnt comprehend the fact that im trying to say that i dont put any effort into them. i come by, make a comic without thinking about it, then i leave.

comprehend that, faggot

I don't understand your hostility at all. I'm merely pointing out that he didn't say anything about you caring about your comics. I think your misguided hostility is definetly best served in the military.

 Good luck!

not_Scyess

Shank's Canadian. Technically he's dying for Canada.

I'd rather just buy a 6 pack of Molson.

Soldier all you want, just don’t try to convince anyone in here that’s its the best thing going. Convince yourself and that’s it. There’s no need to defend yourself. There is no sense of reverence in here as you know.

Their opinions of soldiers are right, as are yours. It's all relative.

btw if you expect people to suck your dick for being a soldier just know that there are cheaper blowjobs out there... you know... ones that don't cost and arm and a leg... literally

 

-- red

Shank, i didn't realize you were a canadian. that makes all the difference in the world.

I assumed you were american and wondered why in the hell anyone with an IQ of 40 or over would enlist in the armed forces at this juncture in american 'foreign policy'.

My bad. Carry on.

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Kill Whitey.

not_Scyess

those were my thoughts exactly until i learned he was canadian...

i hope he gets the chance to subjugate some restless Nova Scotians or something.....

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Kill Whitey.

oh you guys are fucking hilarious LOL

i could honestly do any of your jobs though. you act far more superior than you truly are.

LOL to you guys though, great job!

BigFrank105nice try

like Canada has a military

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingonice try

like Canada has a military

i think we do alright

http://www.militaryvideos.net/videos.php?videonum=61

American soldiers get to throw puppies off of cliffs though.

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Poop.

That's it! I'm going back to my blog to write about how much I hate America! Heh! That'll show 'em!

shankYou're too skinny to do AA's job, not literate enough to do biped's job (of reviewing movies), and if you're joining the military because you think it's "cool" then you obviously aren't competent enough to do my job.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.