Woohoo!

The two grumpiest people on SC.com are now partners.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

...especially when the chocolate runs out.

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Does anyone else have a great urge to referee, or will I just do it?

Say, lara7... still need a partner for this thing? Pick me! Pick meeee!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

At least Brad could ban all who opposed him.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Partner?

Hey partner?

*looks under sofa cushions*

Well, if no one wants me, I'll ref for ya kramer.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Say, lara7... still need a partner for this thing? Pick me! Pick meeee!

Sorry, we've already worked out a partnership. Assuming the reply that I sent this morning went through, at least.

I guess you can have boorite after all, gabe.

Well, I'm up for grabs then, if anyone wants me. Chicka?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

lara7 - if DexX and I weren't already partners, I'd team with you. You're very funny.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

...which leaves out those of us for whom 10-foot poles are insufficient.

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This is not my empire.

You guys chased away my self-loathing partner. So anyone else feel the need to partner with the king of crappy comics?

I'm also lacking a partner.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I would be willing to partner with Big Evil Dave.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sorry, you only get me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Sorry, you only get me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sorry, you only get me.

This is like the men's room in Central Park.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I could use a partner as well. Since I suck so bad, I won't nominate anyone to be stuck with me. Anyone interested, just let me know here. I'll play nice, I promise... and I'll try not to be *too* stupid. :)

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

i'm funny... occasionally...
not if you held a gun up to my head or anything...
which is kind of what a comic cup is...
but i've got twice as much self loathing, and ten times the moxy as any of the other people here...
(joins the line up and shuffles his feet waiting to get picked)

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

How 'bout a fuzzyman/krinkle team, then?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

yay!
i grudgingly accept your proposal, fuzzyman...
yay!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

That was a yes, just not a very direct one. So:

Yes.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Desc I'm still looking for a partner. Why don't we team up to take on evil.

Two-timing whore.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm not sure if I want to be in this tag-team thing, but if I were, I think ObiJo would make an excellent partner. We would amount to 700 pounds of ass-kickin', and we would also have that James Carville-Mary Matalin political opposites duo thing for added intrigue.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

yep, I'm with Drexle. but thanks for the interest, fuzzy and ladyj - you make a newbie feel loved. (But not in a Tobor way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.}

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Umm... I'm still here... Just way mellowed out. But if ya don't wanna be my partner, 'tis okay.

~alison

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