Bah. Geocities. If you go here, it's in the top-right corner, anyway.

Actually, I'm kinda irregular.
Anyone have any bran?

By the way, I'm shall become a comic overlord soon! Quiver, mortals!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Andy, you're so two-sided! Or something.

My favorite:
CAST AWAY A Wilson volleyball gets stranded on a desert island after a horrific plane crash. The isolation causes it to go mad and start imagining Tom Hanks, with hilarious consequences! A moving true-life story

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'll write a little description of myself when I have the chance. As it is, I'll be offlined tomorrow because I'll be helping run an 11-hour game of Mage Knight. ...Actually, that could be a good temp description:

"NeoVid was unable to write a profile because he was busy running an 11-hour long gaming session. If that isn't enough to tell you that you'd rather not know any more about him, you're as big a masochist as Spankling."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Clearly i require to be characterised before my pic can go up , or something.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Cool page. Now I know who to look for after I finish my "Better stalking in 30 days or your money back if you can find me (which, if you'd been paying attention to me instead of sticking your dick in the pencil sharpener, you'd be able to)" class.

I think I'll be sending you a pic before too long too, DexX. The only reason I haven't up to this point is that most pictures of me are so old they don't look anything like how I do now. But I'll dig one up soon. (Which means _d will be one of the last holdouts and surely we can peer pressure him into caving with taunts of "You ain't got no piiiiiicture.")

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I fixed the double-Brad thing, but forgot to upload it. I also forgot to upload Bunner's pic. I should just reiterate - I don't plan to omit anyone, Perm. I based the prototype page on the list of characters I have so far, then added the first two old regulars without forum_users characters that popped into my head. I will add everyone, even those without a character, when I am feeling a bit less lazy... probably tomorrow, but knowing me... who knows?

I also have to get around to drawing boorite, Perm, fuzzyman, and lara7 before they start nagging me, Matthew Eastaugh style.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Spank's character looks eerily like someone I know...
you wouldn't by any chance go by the altername of "Jimmy Buddha" would ya Spank?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Not likely. I've seen what people do with the other forum users' characters.

Besides, cameras steal your soul, or something.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You ain't got no piiiiiicture.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I agree with evil_d. When you get a forumusers character, you give a little part of yourself away. Plus I don't relish the idea of a bunch of script kiddies making me say "your gay ha ha".

Spank's character looks eerily like someone I know...
you wouldn't by any chance go by the altername of "Jimmy Buddha" would ya Spank?

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Nope. I got Spankling. I don't get around much. Sorry about this Jimmy guy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sounds like a note of fear in your voice Andy. Besides , if the script kiddies have followed the links in your signature , theyre already looking at your pic and saying "Ha ha youre gay".

Lighten up big chap.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Just wait til you get your character...

It cant be any worse than some of the Photoshop "Edits" of my picture were previously

Fortunately for me , my face is so naturally pale , that sticking my head onto any other body doesnt work , so you have to doctor the picture of me onto another picture in its entirety.

Although i sense Dexx will add a "Quirk" to the character , just for effect.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Are you actually Kevin Keegan's perm? And if so, how do you type?

well, I've asked a couple of times now, and I'm not going to moan, instead, DexX, I'll send you a picture next week (because I'm wearing a kilt on Saturday) and I'll just leave it up to you to make one in your spare time if you feel like it.

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Dad was flammable

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I also have to get around to drawing boorite, Perm, fuzzyman, and lara7 before they start nagging me[quote/]
But..but... I want a character.I've been here longer than them(except boorite). DAMMIT!

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I've been here longer than both of you.

I doubt DexX will draw my pic though, cause he hates my guts...

Ah... Internet emotions...

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I've been here longer than both of you.

I doubt DexX will draw my pic though, cause he hates my guts...

Ah... Internet emotions...

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Actually, I don't believe DexX hates your guts. I think he dislikes you. I doubt very seriously that DexX would waste hate on someone as insignificant as yourself.

Secondly, "internet emotions" is a concept that's a crock of bullshit. One can have emotions about the internet, or about people with whom they communicate via the internet, but the emotions are real life emotions. If you really think that there is a separate kind of emotion for the internet, you're more of a git than I thought.

Then again, it would be folly to think that one who is so obviously socially dysfunctional would be able to understand anything having to do with interaction between human beings, whether in person or via the internet.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Nate, I have to say that I have found you to be pretty annoying. You redeemed yourself somewhat by expressing some good taste in jazz, but then you went and got all annoying again.

I don't hate you. I'm not sure I even dislike you. But I am often irritated by you.

Mainly, you need to develop an edit function somewhere between your brain and the Save button. Something where you ask yourself the question, "Does this contribute to the conversation? Is it worth saying? Is is going to piss someone off? Am I trying to piss someone off? (This may be a valid thing to do under certain circumstances.) Am I just being a jerk?"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I still want a character. Hey Dexx, if I get you a picture will you make a character for me?

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I was being sarcastic.

I seriously don't understand how I manage to piss people off so easy, or what were all the bad things I said that everyone is still offended about. I though I was just being smart like everyone else here can do. I mean, when I say something, It's rarely serious unless it's about music or something I seriously think + know things about. I supose thats better than just shooting my mouth off about things I don't know. If I wind up being a wise guy and offending everyone, then I'm sorry.

In the emotional situation I'm in(in the real world)(which you will never hear of from me cause its N.O.Y.D.B), I think I've built up lack of sensitivity or concern for what I saw and I think less about wheather or not I'm offending someone. I usualy don't take anything serously here, cause it's my get-away from everything. But if I let it go to my head, well, then I deserve all the critisim you throw at me.

Don't do anything with me yet, DexXy.... I have something I want to send you.

And yeah, I'm back.

Like I ever left.

That was a piss up a rope, wasn't it?

Sorry for appearing so melodramtic.

Wasn't what I was after, or why I had planned to stop using Stripcreator.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Don't do anything with me yet, DexXy.... I have something I want to send you.

And yeah, I'm back.

Like I ever left.

That was a piss up a rope, wasn't it?

Sorry for appearing so melodramtic.

Wasn't what I was after, or why I had planned to stop using Stripcreator.

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That's okay. You accumulated plenty of awesome points beforehand. You can afford to burn a few off with gittishness. :)

We still love you.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent