CC 100 - The President Of The United States Of America by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-15-02

Dear Sir. It has come to my attention that you havent paid any federal taxes on the paypal income you recieved from Stripcreator.com in the last 20 years. We can remedy this situation simply if you remove all the comics from your database which portray current or former presidents as inept morons. What can i say Brad. Youre going to jail. Damn that run on Pretzel gags from 2002.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

wow, 20 years and none of the charectrs have aged.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Since we lost a couple of days due to the crash, would anyone have a problem with extending the deadline to Tuesday night?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I think there have been few entries so far, so ending it now would be ludricus. I don't think it should go onto Wednesday though, because I want CC's to be short and snappy, not long and tiring.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

quote:

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The year 2022 finds Clango and Tobor MST-ing and finding other ways to pass the time...

CC 78: with 77cc of CC 77 by Namgubed 11-08-01

Ready to play Robo-Battleship? All right, then, everything's set. Loser has to finish washing the dishes! BUT TOBOR'S KNOWLEDGE OF BATTLESHIP IS LACKING!!!!! OK, say for example that my battleship was located on the grid in squares B-2 through B-6... B-2, B-3, B-4, B-5, B-6!!!!! FATALITY!!!!! I WIN!!!!! Oh, well, back to the kitchen. ALL YOUR BATTLESHIP ARE SINK BY US!!!!!

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Perm's certainly putting in a good effort!

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Dad was flammable

CC100: Yer Maw by KajunFirefly 2-18-02

Hello, are you Brad, webmaster for Stripcreator.com back in it's hay day? that I am young one, what can I do for you? I was hoping you could go through your database and help me find my father, he was a regular on your site 20 years ago! ah, so your mom got knocked up by one of those forum rascals eh? shouldn't be too hard to track him down, what's your name? Mandy Dougan, I'm Andy's little sister. ah, crap

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Dad was flammable

Cowboy Physics 2022 by fuzzyman 2-18-02

So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Clyde? You were supposed to say, "Ha, ha!" Clyde? Eh? What the fuck are you saying, sonny? Ah, dang! My hearing aid done busted again!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2022: It's The End Of The World As We Know It by fuzzyman 2-18-02

Goddamn neckties... can never get these things right! Mr. President? It's almost time for your State of The Union address... Right, right... I'll be out in a second. So, Gabe, my loyal VP... what's the plan again? Same as it's been every year since 2017, sir. You come out, say a few words, and basicly frighten the country into submission. Do you think I still have the touch? I wouldn't worry, President Wirthling.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 100: 20 Years Down the Road by kaufman 2-18-02

16,437,295. Damn that old cartoon site. I don't think I'll ever break this habit. 16,437,296. And I still don't have the foggiest idea why I'm doing this!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

A long time from now... In a galaxy really, really close... by fuzzyman 2-18-02

2002 2012 2022: KPP is still encased in carbonite.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2022: Whatever Happened To... by fuzzyman 2-18-02

Cthulhu? Is that you? I haven't seen you in years! What have you been doing with yourself since our Stripcreator days? Oh, I've kept busy. Been doing guest appearances in "Sluggy Freelance" and "User Friendly." That sort of thing. How about you, buddy boy? I've got a recurring role as Sluggo's concience in "Nancy." Sometimes I'll put on a dog suit and play Barfy in "Family Circus." It keeps the wife and demons in food and diapers. Man, things just aren't the same since they shut down good ol' Stripcreator... right after Fuck won Comic Cup XXXV, if memory serves me right. Yeah, well, you don't want to know how long it took for me to thaw out Hell, afterwards. I can imagine.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

No, I have no problem with it. Please extend the deadline. I need the time to research the rules of previous contests, which I was unable to do over the weekend.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC 100: Stripcreator - 2022 by KajunFirefly 2-18-02

dude, I don't think they're coming back! me neither

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Dad was flammable

All the time by TheElPaso 2-18-02

State of the Union Address, 2002 I guarantee that our new plan will prevent any inflation for a long time. Sidewalk, 2022 Sucky sucky just five billion dollars!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Follows CC 92, CC 32 and CC 25

CC 100 My entry that I made today by Bazilla 2-19-02

Well, after the good news of SC.com earning lots and lots of money, we can now do whatever we want! So now to the person we all love to love! Jeeeeesus Christ! Fuck you!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Oh and they follow CC 100 as well, so I have made a comic that follows 8 rules not seven.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Thanx, sometimes I wonder how I passed the thrid grade reading level ;)

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

and the first grade writing level :)

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

CCs 55 and 62.

Untitled by kaufman 2-19-02

We're ready to invade. Any questions? Just one, sir. How much whose base are what?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Both of these use the "future" option.

CC100: Citizen Gabe by evil_d 2-19-02

Tobor....

CC100: Some things you never forget by evil_d 2-19-02

Are you sure you can't remember anything about it? Stripcreator... stripcreator... nope, sorry, doesn't ring a bell. Please try to think, sir. You must remember the donkeys... or Tobor... or perhaps wirthling? WIRTHLING SUCKS!! Yes, that's right Mr. Billings! Wirthling sucks! Now what else can you tell me about that joke? That ain't no joke, son, it's a fundamental law of physics! What do they teach you kids in school, anyway?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC100 Andy Dougan gets a glimpse of the future by kramer_vs_kramer 2-19-02

Hmmm. With no Stripcreator any more, I'm bored. I think I'll have a four hour biscuit game session. Not so fast! Dr Who! That's right, Andy. You must change your ways, or you will doom mankind for all eternity. Now follow me... Gott in Himmel! What happened here? Huh? This is just Glasgow. We haven't gone anywhere yet.

Ha ha, nice one Kramer, also, good entry ElPaso, the inflation joke, great stuff.

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Dad was flammable

Somewhat inspired by Kajun's entry:

Stripcreator: The Next Generation by kaufman 2-19-02

Hello, my name is Tobor Billings! Tobor Billings? You wouldn't be the son of Gabe Billings, would you? Why, yes I am. My daddy always talked about your dad's work on stripcreator.com. And to think your father named you after his favourite character! Oh well, tell your dad Clappy Dougan and her pop say hello. Clappy Dougan? You mean you were also named after your dad's favorite character? Oh, no. I'm named after my grandmother.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

*Snerk!*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."