[Click to view comic: 'Working Title: N9ne']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I did this one last night, and forgot to post it...

[Click to view comic: 'CC114: Casablanca - The Alternative Ending']

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Good one, DeXx.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Bladerunner: The (other) Directors Cut']

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Come ahead then!

[Click to view comic: 'Termonator 2: alternative ending']

Okay, this is obscure unless you've seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The main characters are an eccentric inventor named Caractacus Potts who invents a flying car that can drive itself, etc, and his girlfriend Truly Scrumptious.

Yes, those are the names. Ian Flemming wrote the novel it was based on.

[Click to view comic: 'CC114: Cut Scene from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang']

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Another hopeless effort...
[Click to view comic: 'Life of brian...CUT!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Scenes from ET, the director's cut']

All of a sudden, this really obvious punchline hit me:

[Click to view comic: 'Scenes from ET - The directors cut']

[Click to view comic: 'ET: The Alternate Ending']
[Click to view comic: 'Jurrasic Park: The Expanded Lawyer Scene']

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Have a positronic day.

[Click to view comic: 'The Usual Suspects: Edited for Television']

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Come ahead then!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Robocop outtakes'][Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Jaws outtakes. Dunh-dunh. Dunh-dunh.']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Rear Window-- first draft'][Click to view comic: 'CC114: Boorite's "The Birds"']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC114: Gone with the Wind, ending #381']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Memento: First Draft']

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Come ahead then!

[Click to view comic: 'TITANIC: The Alternate Ending.']
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIV: Did Forrest Gump even have a cutting room?']
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIVb: Seven (yet another alternate ending)']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Damn, habnem beat me to Forest Hump.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Gumpcut']

Not that I ever saw that piece of shit.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Charlie and the Cocaine Factory!']

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Come ahead then!

quote:

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[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIV: Did Forrest Gump even have a cutting room?']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Independence Day']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Glitter - The Lenscap-on-the-Camera Scene']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Judgement

Well, I finally ran a CC in which people bothered to enter... which makes it all that much harder to come to a decision.

Here are the top contenders...

[list]
[*]kaufman - Jolly Holiday. "Dick Van Dyke, indeed."
[*]Namgubed - LoTR Cutscene. Maybe if Hobbits wore shoes it wouldn't smell so bad.
[*]Namgubed - The Sound of Müselix. Made me laugh out loud. But then, I'm a sick fuck.
[*]lara7 - We'll go back and fix this digitally in 20 years. Now you have me wondering about Imperial Garbage Disposal. Maybe they compact it so that it doesn't make space all messy. Yeah. That's it.
[*]DexX - Casablanca - The Alternative Ending. It makes more sense than the original ending!
[*]andydougan... errr.. kramer_vs_kramer - Scenes from ET - The directors cut (second version). A pun worthy of That Magnificent Bastard.
[*]boorite - Rear Window - first draft. *snort*
[*]boorite - Gone with the Wind, ending #381. "Bellowing Baltimore buttfuck." *snort again*
[/list]

...and the winner is...

Namgubed!

[Click to view comic: 'The Sound of Müselix']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Bah, not even a fucking honourable mention!

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Hey, if I mentioned everybody there would be no honor in being mentioned.

Unfortunately, in a contest like this, you have no ideas what movies I've seen and whether I'll get the joke... so a good number of entries flew over my head.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Well that explains why I wasn't given a honorable mention.