I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going.
If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the_rest_of_your_life.
This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that I am pregnant with your child, would it?
Taxi!
--- This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.
Alright Leon, your walking through the desert and suddenly you come across a tortoise...
A tortoise? what's that?
you know what a turtle is Leon? same thing. You reach down and flip the tortoise on it's back, Leon. You watch it lying there, legs in the air, belly baking in the hot sun, but you're not helping.
Okay, this is obscure unless you've seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The main characters are an eccentric inventor named Caractacus Potts who invents a flying car that can drive itself, etc, and his girlfriend Truly Scrumptious.
Yes, those are the names. Ian Flemming wrote the novel it was based on.
Awww, how cute! I'll bet he's trying to contact his home planet.
Yeah, he's the greatest, mom!
Okay, that's Mrs Dougan and Fluffy O'Jizz at 5pm. And you're sure they doesn't mind anal? Excellent, I'll just get the credit card number... Do I have to provide my own lubricant?
And I'd like one to bring a strap-on, just in case. Oh yeah, and I'd like them dressed as schoolgirls. And crotchless panties please, all that lace interferes with my probe.
But I know what stretching the disbelief of an audience past breaking point and into brazenly stupid territory is.
CUT! Mr. Hanks, please try to focus.
May I have another Oscar now? And twenty million dollars would be nice.
Has anyone but me ever read the book that was based on? Ten times funnier than the movie. In addition to everything he did in the movie, Forrest was an astronaut, a pro wrestler, a chessmaster and a slave to tribe of cannibals.
--- "Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet
Well, I finally ran a CC in which people bothered to enter... which makes it all that much harder to come to a decision.
Here are the top contenders...
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[*]kaufman - Jolly Holiday. "Dick Van Dyke, indeed."
[*]Namgubed - LoTR Cutscene. Maybe if Hobbits wore shoes it wouldn't smell so bad.
[*]Namgubed - The Sound of Müselix. Made me laugh out loud. But then, I'm a sick fuck.
[*]lara7 - We'll go back and fix this digitally in 20 years. Now you have me wondering about Imperial Garbage Disposal. Maybe they compact it so that it doesn't make space all messy. Yeah. That's it.
[*]DexX - Casablanca - The Alternative Ending. It makes more sense than the original ending!
[*]andydougan... errr.. kramer_vs_kramer - Scenes from ET - The directors cut (second version). A pun worthy of That Magnificent Bastard.
[*]boorite - Rear Window - first draft. *snort*
[*]boorite - Gone with the Wind, ending #381. "Bellowing Baltimore buttfuck." *snort again*
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--- ...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.
Hey, if I mentioned everybody there would be no honor in being mentioned.
Unfortunately, in a contest like this, you have no ideas what movies I've seen and whether I'll get the joke... so a good number of entries flew over my head.
--- ...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.
