The Meaning of Life: THE SEQUEL! by 0siris 5-14-01

Dammit, where did Cthulhu go with my cheesburger? This isn't McDonalds is it? TEN DOLLA!!!!!!!! YOU BUY!

get it? their roles are reversed! It's funny!

aw forget it.

Icoscs- Icsoi- Iscob- Deisel broke small print rule 4

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Amateur hour at Hell's Comedy Improv Club by rewa 5-22-01

So.. This zombie walks into a bar he says to the bartender... so does anyone who works here have any brains Go back to Hell Reaper.. You Suck I knew i shouldn't have quit the day job

Amateur hour at Hell's Comedy Improv Club by kaufman 5-29-02

So.. This zombie walks into a bar he says to the bartender... so does anyone who works here have any brains I kid you... everyone knows zombies aren't that articulate. What really happens is he shambles up to the bar and goes "NGURGKRGURGNRKLNGH", and Helen Keller's dog comes loping up to him.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Lots of people have broken that rule so far. Certainly more than I expected.

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"Old" is the old new.

Lots of people have broken that rule so far. Certainly more than I expected.

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I've only counted a couple, but that's a very eye-of the-beholder thing.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Happened to find this one...

Sesame Street by EvilWorm 1-10-01

And Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter "T" You should see the other letters.... ...What a mess

And so...

Sesame Street by NeoVid 5-29-02

And Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter "T" You should see the other letters...   ?   Already did. They said, "You wrecked the punchline, bozo. Signed, a former fan."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

MDx2 ARE Hell by drcamster 3-08-02

Doubts begin to mount... Mikey, I'm worried- is this whole thing a disaster? Of course not, mi contessa! We will soon bring them to their knees! Are you kidding me? We've lost every important decision! Our only wins are inconsequential and trivial! And now we're up to our asses in debt! They may have won some battles but they haven't won the war! This is NOT a disaster! Is that so? Then what's HE doing here????

MDx2 ARE Hell by ObiJo 5-29-02

Doubts begin to mount... Mikey, I'm worried- is this whole thing a disaster? Of course not, mi contessa! We will soon bring them to their knees! Are you kidding me? We've lost every important decision! Our only wins are inconsequential and trivial! And now we're up to our asses in debt! They may have won some battles but they haven't won the war! This is NOT a disaster! Maybe penny poker with the Johnsons wasn't my best idea. YA THINK?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The first random comic that came up after I decided to enter this one...

Comic Cup I: Sweet Home Chicago by descolada99 6-17-01

I just love Chicago! the lights, the theater, the culture! The hookers, the crack dealers, the bars named The Manhole..... *squish* ... ... ...the used enema bags on the sidewalk. Howdy lady, is that my shit on your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

Comic Cup I: Sweet Home Chicago by Drexle 5-29-02

I just love Chicago! the lights, the theater, the culture! The hookers, the crack dealers, the bars named The Manhole..... *squish* Speaking of manholes, it sounds like a certain red robot is in town too!

Euphoria by Scyess 2-24-01

I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! Yeah, right. See if THAT ever happens again.

Euphoria by lara7 5-29-02

I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! And? I've got a couple dozen right here and you don't see me being all sissy about it.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Uncle Jimbo Vs. The World by ngietzen 2-20-02

Somewhere in Afghanistan... Hey there Dirty Lou... What's a Jack Ass doing here in Afghanistan? I met some hot young Female Jack Ass on the internet last night, she wanted me to meet her in a cave over here... She said she could make me feel things I never felt before... Wow, you sure are lucky... Wish I could meet women on the internet... How do you know she's hot, did she send you a picture? Nope, but her name in arabic means "Beautiful Jack Ass of Much Sex", I can't wait to meet her, my little Osama Bin Laden So, that's her name... hehehe, Glad Jack Asses don't read the newspaper, or watch TV for that matter...

Uncle Jimbo Vs. The World (after #57733) by lara7 5-30-02

Hey there Dirty Lou... What's a Jack Ass doing here in Afghanistan? I met some hot young Female Jack Ass on the internet last night, she wanted me to meet her in a cave over here... She said she could make me feel things I never felt before... Wow, you sure are lucky... Wish I could meet women on the internet... How do you know she's hot, did she send you a picture? Yes. I have a really good feeling about her. Her name is Gabe. Not again!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

It's more a tribute to a great comic, than me trying to make an improvement:

The Ex-Existentialists... by wirthling 1-31-01

Reality is hard to prove if you think about it. Our senses can be fooled. Our whole existence could be a hallucination on your or my part... Whoa...I never thought of that... Reality could be nothing more than an illusion, sustained by nothing more than our belief in it... Wow...You know, I'm beginning to doubt that we really exist at --

The Ex-Existentialists... by KajunFirefly 5-30-02

Reality is hard to prove if you think about it. Our senses can be fooled. Our whole existence could be a hallucination on your or my part... Whoa...I never thought of that... Reality could be nothing more than an illusion, sustained by nothing more than our belief in it... Wow...You know, I'm beginning to doubt that we really exist at -- -------------------------*POP*------------------------- okay, now you're just pushing this power of belief thing too far! Just grab your ankles and think of Jesus, bitch!

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Dad was flammable

Crayon by club 5-27-01

ah bugger

Crayon by BigEvilDan 5-30-02

Don't you walk away from me! One day your kind will pay for enslaving my brothers!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Captain Hero and the Bird by NetGeek11 1-29-02

Hey, you're bigger than me. It's nice that you can see that. I'm gonna fly away now. Can I come, too? Sure. Get on my back.

Captain Hero and the Bird by BigEvilDan 5-30-02

Hey, you're bigger than me. It's nice that you can see that. I'm gonna fly away now. Can I come, too? Sure. Get on my back. Wait, I thought Captain Hero could fly? You seem to be confused. My name is Captain Animal Sodomy.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Beer Song by downfallen 7-29-01

We have free beer! We have free beer! We have free beer! For all the girls! We drank it all! We drank it all! My name is Fred! Dirty Whores!

The Beer Song by TheElPaso 5-30-02

We have free beer! We have free beer! We have free beer! For all the girls! We drank it all! We drank it all! And we're not talking about the beer.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Untitled by legerdemain 6-16-01

Untitled by ObiJo 5-31-02

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

20th anniversary by Bazilla 12-04-01

WOW I can't believe it My 20th comic and no-one has abbused me in anyway. Oh crap.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

... by letshavefun 7-10-01

Don't ask

Yes I know its been done before.

The Key To Comedy by tommytomlin 1-10-01

Hmm. All the funny comics have an empty middle panel, because NOTHING says comedic genius like a blank space.

The Key To Comedy by TheBlairZip 5-31-02

Hmm. All the funny comics have an empty middle panel, because NOTHING says comedic genius like a blank space. HOW'S ABOUT YOU LICK MY SCROTUM, BITCH!?!?

I couldn't think of anything else.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Will someone please redo one of my comics from my former identity (attitudechicka)? I'd like to see one of my comics be funny.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Why aren't I funny... God Dammit by whiteknee 6-16-01

Are you arranging your porno mags again?! Maybe. Fucking pervert. Fuck you. You made me make the corners askew. Obsessive compulsive pervert....someone who keeps their dirty magazine perfectly stacked.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.