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Mr_Hi
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Okay, let's pose a hypothetical...

You walk into a pub, and a bunch of guys, obviously friends, are standing around having a laugh. One calls another a big poof. Do you charge into the middle of them, screaming about homophobia?

God, I hope not... In Scotland you'd get glassed for your trouble...

Oops! Sorry! I just referred to a racist stereotype!


Obviously I wouldn't do that because I would put myself in danger. There's not much harm you can do here. In any country you would either get glassed for your trouble or threatened for doing that; your hypothetical actually just proves that although you know you're in the wrong you won't back down because it would affect your role in society. They wouldn't beat you up for any logical reasons, they would beat you up because you had the cheek to tell them they were being homophobic and because you spoiled their joke, exactly what is happening here, but in a differet situation. Of course you know saying Fuck The Scottish is racist!!! But you can't beat me up on the internet, so you do the next best thing and argue! You're only arguing with me because if you give in and agree that it was racist it would make you look soft! And also because I spoiled your joke, which you knew was racist, you even said it! You said this place wasn't politically correct, implying that the joke was racist! The reason the other Scottish people didn't get offended is because they say the exact same racist jokes to you. But you just think about the impact it will have on your group of friends, not on the people who come from those countries who would get offended, the people who almost certainly wouldn't dare to tell you you were being racist, even if you weren't taking it seriously, which is not obvious, may I say. Anyway, in the unlikely event someone did dare to say you were being racist it would be OK because you could just shrug them off and have a little bit of flaming and arguing fun when you know you're going to win, because you can't accept you were wrong. I've tried to end this argument on a nice note, but you brung it back up, implying that you feel the need to win it so you don't look stupid when your friends are around, and instead making me look stupid, which I've even already said I was. I've said I did over-react, I realised that, but the jokes were racist and could be offending to some people, why can't you realise that? God, you all really hate me now.

7-09-02 8:02pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Ack... ever heard of "paragraphs"?

No, I don't think it was racist. To me, true racism requires malice, and I know Scyess feel no malice toward the Scots.

I'm sorry, but this conversation is boring me, and your flagrant disregard for readable formatting is giving me a headache, so I'm going to start ignoring you now. Bye.

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7-09-02 8:13pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
Junior Comic Technician

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So, let's review.

"Racist":
[Click to view comic: 'Fuck the Scottish ]I[']

PC:
[Click to view comic: '......']


Excuse me, was my comic called 'Fuck The Niggers' or something as horrible as that? It was actually more about people who speak like who aren't from the 'hood or whatever, not realising they look like twats, obviously that wasn't clear enough, I am sorry. Anyway, I do admit it could be offending and I give my sincerest apologies to anyone who was offended, like I said though, it was supposed to be directed to those kind of people who come onto chat rooms etc and speak like that, but once again that was not clear and I am going to make another comic above it, explaining and apologising it wasn't supposed to be racist or anything and I'm extremely sorry for any offence caused. Thank you for bringing it to my attention :)

7-09-02 8:17pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
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Ack... ever heard of "paragraphs"?

No, I don't think it was racist. To me, true racism requires malice, and I know Scyess feel no malice toward the Scots.

I'm sorry, but this conversation is boring me, and your flagrant disregard for readable formatting is giving me a headache, so I'm going to start ignoring you now. Bye.


Yes, I kind of rush things and make it look messy, sorry.

So now you're ending the argument after I said you wouldn't do that before because it would affect how others view you, ooh, ooh, but you're ending it for the admittedly lame excuse that the way I write gives you a headache, so it doesn't look as though you're stopping arguing because you know it would be the sensible thing to do as I told you. Okaaay, don't worry I believe you ;)

So anyway, you end up looking like the mature one because you end the argument, even though I tried to end it way before you, and failed because of your persistance to stay in this 'boring conversation', to end it, but the difference between me and you is I tried to end it on a nice note. I'm not even going to try that this time. Oh, and what's this, yes, there's a bonus, you make me look stupid, by saying I can't write properly, something which has nothing at all to do with my arguments, which, yes, yet again, you failed to reply to (well, being fair, most of them anyway).

And then you ignore me, which makes you look even more mature and sensible and oh so brave in front of your friends. And of course, you're not ending this argument maturely because I said you wouldn't. Oh no no no, of course not ;)

"Don't touch that iron, son". The child touches the iron.

7-09-02 8:39pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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As a black Scotsman, I am deeply saddened by this thread.

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7-09-02 8:41pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'Fuck the Scottish']

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7-09-02 8:41pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Mr_Goodbye

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7-09-02 8:43pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Dan, you are a magnificent bastard...

You have prompted me to go make a new plaque.

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7-09-02 8:46pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
Junior Comic Technician

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You know, it's good that some people are bringing some humour into the argument.

7-09-02 8:47pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
Junior Comic Technician

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Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D

7-09-02 8:52pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D


Glad you enjoyed it.

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7-09-02 8:54pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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As opposed to bringing an argument into some humor. I feel I should point out that this thread sat un-complained about, despite comments by three Scots, for nearly five days before you burst in with your accusations of "racism".

Mr_Hi, if you honestly don't understand the difference between making ethnic jokes and actually being bigoted, I must once again advise you not to visit this site.

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7-09-02 8:55pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
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Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D


Glad you enjoyed it.


I can't help but notice your lack of any funny things to say :)

7-09-02 8:59pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Hahaha oh my LORD!!!!! Fuck me that's hilarious :D Who thought a simple, unorginal, crap little attempt at a shite and fucking terribly unoriginal joke could be made so funny? :D


Glad you enjoyed it.


I can't help but notice your lack of any funny things to say :)


You are quite perceptive.

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7-09-02 9:01pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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7-09-02 9:02pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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I think I know this Mr_Hi guy. I beat him up through a drunken haze the other day, just like all Scots do on a Saturday night. Fucking sheep-shagging bastards.

7-09-02 9:05pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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This thread is like a typical newbie argument on crack.

7-09-02 9:09pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
Junior Comic Technician

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That's bad taste actually. You knew that that would be a pretty upsetting for me. But no one cares because they're all the same and don't dare to step out of the circle of friends and have an opinion on something different from everyone else. You're all the fucking same. None of you are strong enough to be different.

7-09-02 9:10pm (new)
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Mr_Hi
Junior Comic Technician

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Ha.

7-09-02 9:11pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Don't you laugh at me, you haggis-eating skirt-wearing jock.

7-09-02 9:14pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Actually, I'm fairly sure that there was a court case that legally defined the Scots as a race. Dirty sheep-shagging, dress-wearing scotch drinking motherfuckers that they are.

If I had my way, they wouldn't be classed as human, let alone a separate race.

7-10-02 1:29am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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[Click to view comic: 'Integral']

Racial equality isn't about treating everyone with kid gloves, it's about fucking with everyone equally. Different races and ethnicities are different (shocking), but as long as we all take those differences in good humor, instead of trying to use those differences to prove one race's superiority over another, or grasping onto those differences to validate our race or ethnicity (e.g. a white kid listening to rap is a wigger, a black kid listening to punk is a sellout), everything will turn out fine.

Political correctness is a rash on the ass of equality. Lose it.

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7-10-02 2:23am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Fuck the Welsh!

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7-10-02 6:13am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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*chimes* Paging. Paging Doctor ObiJo. Doctor ObiJo wanted in the Photoshop Relay thread. Doctor ObiJo wanted in the Photohop Relay thread. Thank you. *chimes*

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7-10-02 6:32am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I bet Mr_Hi is from edinburgh.

7-10-02 7:36am (new)
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