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Immaculate. And I don't use that word lightly.

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What others say about boorite!

It was ObiJo's joke. I just beat him to the "There's a strip in that!" line.

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[Click to view comic: 'Ideas']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'I hope he's not a TALKING magic Australian']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

All hail.

It's all DexX's fault, part of Obi's punishment...now whenever you say Dear Lord, the might Deer Lord will rush to the scene and destroy all order!

I have fallen in love with Deer Lord!

I've never felt more alive!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Too bad I shot it right after the picture was taken. *duck*

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Very nice, Nate! : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The above put me in mind of what you say to a retarded child who has just produced a sloppy, lopsided, ugly basket in arts and crafts.

Not making any value judgments, just sayin'.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The above put me in mind of what you say to a retarded child who has just produced a sloppy, lopsided, ugly basket in arts and crafts.

Not making any value judgments, just sayin'.

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Eww can bee my queen!

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Eight plaints.

The above put me in mind of what you say to a retarded child who has just produced a sloppy, lopsided, ugly basket in arts and crafts.

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Not me. I say "Your basket's as defective as you, you sloppy, lopsided little fuck." Then I laugh laugh laugh and lick the child's tasty tears away.

My heart breaks.

But my car won't.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bunner , youre a crabby old bastard.

Get back here ASAP. We need more of your type. These young uns have no sense of humour.

BTW , have i mentioned that Obijo and Crabby have had a child , and hes posting on the RMDC forums?

No?

Well , i have now.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

DeerLord's name and Nate's image have given me an idea for a business, which I will put out here for anyone to use, absolutely free: "Venison King."

The Atkins crowd will go apeshit for it.

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What others say about boorite!

I'll be opening up a competing business called 'Mr. Venison'. I've already got a jingle.

Mr. Venison, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Venison.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Inoculate. And I don't use that word lightly.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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I'll be opening up a competing business called 'Mr. Venison'. I've already got a jingle.

Mr. Venison, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Venison.

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And this is why we love you despite your aging years and alopecia.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The above put me in mind of what you say to a retarded child who has just produced a sloppy, lopsided, ugly basket in arts and crafts.

Not making any value judgments, just sayin\\\'.

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Yeah. She talked to me that way for years before I caught on. :- )

I miss this place.

*sigh*

See you after the holidays. I\'ll be back online by November.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If anybody has the faintest interest as to how I\\\'m doing with my schedule....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I really fucking miss bunner.

Hey, I\\\'ve applied for a crappy sales job that I am overqualified for (and they have multiple positions available). If I get it, I will definitely be visiting in January.

If I don\\\'t, I will cry.

(God I hate these backslashes...)

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Is that the sequel to driving miss daisy?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is that the sequel to driving miss daisy?

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You are evil personified.

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Is that the sequel to driving miss daisy?

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"Dry Humping Miss Bazilla" ?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Yassum, Miz Bazilla"

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.