This comic has no shift in perspective. I demand that all of dcom's entries be disqualified to upkeep the honor of the Comic Contest.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about honor in CC's, I only want him disqualified so I have a chance to win.

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Damn, the one time I actually have a chance to win I forget one of the rules.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This comic has no shift in perspective. I demand that all of dcom's entries be disqualified to upkeep the honor of the Comic Contest.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about honor in CC's, I only want him disqualified so I have a chance to win.

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Damn, the one time I actually have a chance to win I forget one of the rules.

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Well, you could try what I tried: get past that by sending hookers to whoever is running the contest.

Fortunately, what he doesn't know is that I've tried this on everyone who has run a contest, and it only will help you win when Scyess is running the contest. He'll try it and lose, hahaha what a loser.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Wait, Scyess is running this contest? Shit.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC134 – Low Humour Entry 3: Standard B Movie Trash']

Another entry? Am I mad? Lemon-Curd-a-riffic!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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::nods to obi::

[Click to view comic: 'CC 134: You Just Might Get It']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 134: You Just Might Get It Pt2...or is it 1?']

*nods back*

I'm always up for a good nodding.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Topical political satire... with necrophilia thrown in for good measure. How could it fail?!

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane Part 39 - Topical Contest Entry']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

This comic has no shift in perspective. I demand that all of dcom's entries be disqualified to upkeep the honor of the Comic Contest.

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about honor in CC's, I only want him disqualified so I have a chance to win.

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Damn, the one time I actually have a chance to win I forget one of the rules.

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Well, you could try what I tried: get past that by sending hookers to whoever is running the contest.

Fortunately, what he doesn't know is that I've tried this on everyone who has run a contest, and it only will help you win when Scyess is running the contest. He'll try it and lose, hahaha what a loser.

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I might not have to resort to that. In the third frame Jesus is gone, one would assume it would take a while for a guy nailed to a cross, wich is stuck in the ground to get out of the panel. either that or the little girl moved. either way is rules complient.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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I submit sight gags are low humor and make the first one compliant. Survey says?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh, like this hasn't been done ...

[Click to view comic: 'Ode to the Punmeister']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Man, I hate it when I'm right.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

In-jokes won\\\'t win, I know, but I had to post it anyways...
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Worth a try... ;)

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane Part 40']
[Click to view comic: 'And now for something completely different part 6']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 134: Driving Under the Affluence']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 134: Play to our strengths']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 134: Don't Touch the Girl Scout Cookies...']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I like it despite the error.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Okay, so now it's down to "judge the contest on who has the best entry rather than who can run the best contest next" time. This one had lots of new entrants, which I always like to see. But there can be only one winner, and yadda yadda yadda let's get the fuck on with it already.

First of all, the

[u]Honorable Mentions[/u]

[list]
[*]"Goldberg Variation" by kaufman
[*]"Necromancer's bane Part 40" by mutsje2000
[*]"And now for something completely different part 6" by mutsje2000
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Followed shortly by the

[u]Comics I Liked Enough to Consider for Winning[/u]

[list]
[*]"Raping the seeds you sow [sic]" by Shadow_Artist
[*]"Never tape ANYTHING" by boorite
[*]"The Husband and Wife game" by dcomposed
[*]"Low Humour Entry 3: Standard B Movie Trash" by Shadow_Artist (I shouldn't've liked it, but I did.)
[*]"Eating Habits" by JrnymnNate
[*]"..." by ObiJo
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And at last the

[u]It Was Really Hard to Decide among These[/u]

[list]
[*]"Psychology" by Mr_Jass
[*]"Necromancer's bane Part 39 - Topical Contest Entry" by mutsje2000
[*]"Don't Touch the Girl Scout Cookies..." by Big Evil Dan
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But, alas, as I alluded to before, there can only be one

[u]WINNER[/u]

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane Part 39 - Topical Contest Entry']

...although honestly, I liked Big Evil Dan's comic best, to be perfectly fair I had to disquailfy it for using more than one type of low humor: shock humor (baby eating) and a pun ("Girl Scout" title).

I realize I'm probably going to take shit from the regs for choosing someone who's only been around for a week as the next contest host for CC 135, but all I can say to mutsje2000 is please read this to avoid embarassing yourself (and me for choosing your newbie ass).

Now that you've won it is YOUR job to run the next contest. You've got to make rules that other will follow, set a date for judging, and then pick the winner (and lord of the next contest). Don't make rules that would make funny comics impossible; then you're just an ass and I reserve the right to revile you until your ears bleed. You may also want to read some of the old contests for ideas (and so you don't accidentally repeat one).

That's the advice I have for you. In short: don't fuck up. Next contest, please!

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Is the winner really rules-compliant? I thought the low humor wasn't supposed to be the punchline.

Anyway, I'm not surprised at which one of mine got mentioned. I read your comics and deliberately made one that I thought would appeal to you. Looks like I still lacked that crucial spark of insight into your tastes and interests. If only there were a way to inspect your garbage or monitor your telephone conversations. Well, maybe next time.

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What others say about boorite!

Actually, as far as I understood it, the low humo[u]u[/u]r could be the punchline , it's just that bonus points were given if the low humo[u]u[/u]r wasn't the punchline.

Oh, and Sycess. What do you mean when you say...

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Not that I'm angry (bloomin' well chuffed to have been selected for consideration!), merely curious as to the meaning of this comment!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Actually, as far as I understood it, the low humo[u]u[/u]r could be the punchline , it's just that bonus points were given if the low humo[u]u[/u]r wasn't the punchline.

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That is in fact the case. Bonus points to those who don't use the low humor as the punchline, but that was just an expression of my personal taste.

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Oh, and Sycess. What do you mean when you say...

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Not that I'm angry (bloomin' well chuffed to have been selected for consideration!), merely curious as to the meaning of this comment!

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I mean it was a really dumb punchline, but it made me laugh anyway. The second panel especially was really funny.

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Oh, incidentally, the victor (mutsje2000, or whatever) has until Monday to post a new contest before I default it to the next runner up, Mr_Jass. This is only because newbies tend to vanish without a trace faster than a black person pulled over by the LA cops in a deserted alley, and I want to make sure there IS a next contest.

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"Old" is the old new.