MW - Desert Saga X by WiLzzt 5-23-03

That's so weird. Why would guys want to see you naked in YOUR condition? Hey! Don't be unsupportive of the way I look! Unless... Chil! Why didn't you tell me?! It.... it was the only way to get you here!

MW - Desert Saga XI by WiLzzt 5-23-03

When I was looking through time in 3D grid land - you know, before you were reborn... I saw two sides of the same man - one evil, and one good. And all roads led to the evil one killing us both. All roads except one. I saw that if I acted as though I could not make us young again... ...you would be motivated to come here and destroy the evil one. You know you could have just asked. Now I'm jealous. _____________ Can i see you young just one more time before we go? That jealousy is your weapon. Let's go now, and fight the evil one together! _____________ No.

Ending Saga I by WiLzzt 8-08-03

A "mumblemumblemumble..." sound emanates from behind the curtain! Zbob... there is a "mumblemumblemumble..." sound emanating from behind that curtain! Check what's behind it. Ahh, the last giant smelly death slug has finishde its murky growth. Now finally I can destroy the Good Nakabakanakalilizharzak! Well, apparantly that's the evil one. And he has an army of slugs. I hate slugs. ... PLEASE let me see you young once more?

MW - Ending Saga II by WiLzzt 8-08-03

well... c'mon, i'm not goign to remain old forever! Do something! I'm staying here! YOU're the one who lied to me, and YOU're the one that has the secret weapon. What, honestly, do you think *I* can do? a few moments later... You're here to stop me, I see. Well, yes. Before you do, let me show you why I imprisoned my Good side in the first place...

MW - Ending Saga III by WiLzzt 8-08-03

In the beginning, we were one, him and I. We shared everything, all our feelings, thoughts, and emotions - even the same body. We could be evil or good, depending on our mood. then there was an explosion. Most of my good side split off and formed... HIM. Now I am more evil than good, and he is all good and no evil. Never, EVER talk out narative like that again. That's too frigging creepy. Don't interrupt... the story continues as our personalities drifted from one another...

Wheee, more comics

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

MW - Ending Saga IV by WiLzzt 8-08-03

We had an argument and I realized that I was evil to begin with. My good side was stupid; obscenely so, and frighteningly forthright about it. When I saw him on television, I knew it had to end. one... and two... and three... and four... and five... and six... and rest.... now the other leg! one... and two... and look! We're sweating to the oldies! Your'e doing it... you're becoming mighty! So I put him in the dungeon of stop signs, to save my faltering sanity. May the world be rid of you once and for all. I am ashamed that my genetic material ever produced you. And two... and three... ooh, look! a stop sign! Gotta stop!

MW - Enging Saga V by WiLzzt 8-08-03

And so, I calmly left his to his own devices, knowing the world was safe. fifty... and fifty-one... and oh look here's another stop sign! Better stop! and sixty-five... and sixty-si... and oh, look! yet another stop sign! Better stop! So how many stop signs did you PUT between him and freedom? Half a million. And he's almost out. That's why I created the slugs.

Ending Saga VI by WiLzzt 8-08-03

Ok, I'm convinced. This guy needs to die. But why were we sent here after pressing the button at the temple of the button? Seems to me you've got it handled. It's because I needed someone to meld with the slugs - it give them a group mind and thus make the capture of the Good Naka simple and efficient. So what are you waiting for? I've always wanted to try doing it with a slug. No point in wasting good genetic material. Is your husband handy?

Oh, and why nakabakanakalilizharzak? I think i forgot to post one a couple sagas ago :-[

Bauzaloozabub XXIV by WiLzzt 10-08-02

A new evil has awakened. _______________ Its name is.... no, I can't say it... Whoa! _______________ Say it! ... Nakabakanakalilizharzak. There, I said it, and please dont' ask me to say it again! So... what do we do? You will need to climb to the top of a mountain far to the east of here. There waits for you the great evil. WOH!

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!