CC 142: Vienna Coop by kaufman 9-16-02

Hey Arnold, glad you could make it. It's going to be great. All of Austria will be coming. We'll have... HEY, where are you going? I'll be back! President Waldheim, It's an honor to have you here. My stripcreator buddies will be so jealous when they hear you came. Let's get one thing straight. From now on, THIS is the party I'll deny having been a part of. Hey, I knew a forumuser would show up. Come on in, DexX. No, this is all a mistake. I shouldn't be here. I'm AustrALian!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You would cry to if it happened to you by ObiJo 9-16-02

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. That still doesn't explain why you're naked from the waste down and scrunching your toes in melted cheese. Cry if I want to.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 142: Sum_m7's gay ass party by boinky33 9-16-02

Naked twister anyone? Yes.

sub_m7, Webmaster Supreme by itsclark 9-16-02

Hey guys, look at this picture! Um, sub_m7, you can't link directly to Geoshitties images. Hey guys, check out my comics! Um, sub_m7, you need to use the [comic] tag to post those. Hey guys, I'm having a party in two weeks. I'm letting all you little dudes out to attend! Um, sub_m7, the people you meet on the web are not actually inside your computer.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC142: Falco Will Die Penniless Too by kelly_midnight 9-16-02

... and there were dogs that like cats, girls in short short skirts, burritos at three AM, and, and twins! You're retreating to your beer commercial fantasy again. Was that non-web event in Austria that traumatic? *nonplus* A-Hah! Amway! b-b-but, network marketing will revolutionize our lives... And you Redskins fans claim to grasp reality?

Entry #1

CC 142: Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999 by punkrockskaboy 9-16-02

umm hi...Sub? Hey punk...glad you could make it! Did you meet my friend Joseph? Hi, I'm Jotheph. Hi Joseph...I didnt know this was a costume party... Cothtume party? Taxi!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Entry #2

CC 142: It's My Party and...Well, You Know by punkrockskaboy 9-16-02

Sub, on the night of the party, re-reads the RSVPs Sub, I regret to inform you that I will NEVER EVER, be caught dead at your party. Burn in Hell, Dcomposed. Dear Assface, Good luck getting anyone to even think about coming to your party. Sincerely, DexX Sub, If anyone shows up at your party, it'll be your family, and only because they feel sorry for you. Worst Wishes, PunkRock Sub, I'm not coming...no way in hell. Sincerely, gabe_billings Dear Sub, I wouldn't be caught dead at your pathetic excuse to make friends. Love, Mom *sniff*

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Okay Nate, I'll take your advice by Devin 9-16-02

As JrnymnNate suggested, Devin donated his life savings to Brad and received the title of "sub_m7's daddy" in return. Ha, that'll teach the fool to think he's-- What the hell are you thinking? Do you think being "sub_m7's daddy" makes you cool? You're even more newbie than I thought. Um, well, I was really only trying to prove a point-- So you're the one who ran out on sub_m7 and his mother when he was a kid? A word of advice, pal: you should've kept running! Several wisecracks later he realized his mistake. Ha! You must've been twice as drunk as I was to actually take that suggestion!

Okay, on to the other set of stupid jokes-- my entries:

CC 142: Don't walk in on others by Devin 9-16-02

Oh yeah, baby, you know how I like it... Yeah, baby, oh yeah, OH YEAH... Hi, the door was unlocked, so... eww... Oh, excuse me, let me wash out this vaccuum pump and get you some chips. Um, I remembered that I need to be somewhere else-- anywhere else...

CC 142: So maybe sub_m7's not really that bad after all...? by Devin 9-16-02

I went to sub_m7's party, expecting the worse. However, I was pleasantly surprised. Great party, sub_m7. You the man, sub_m7! sub_m7 was actually cool in person, and he was funny to boot! So he says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha ha, that's a good one! Then I woke up. Man, that was Twilight-Zone freaky... I need to lay off of that bleach...

Add this to my entries also:

CC 142: Spam Scam by Devin 9-16-02

Since no one E-mailed me, I'll level with you-- there was no party. I was selling E-mail addresses because I'm trying to pay for an operation for my dying sister. Okay, okay, since no one E-mailed me still, I'll level with you for real--

CC 142 Skiit Shooting? by kaufman 9-16-02

At sub_m7's picturesque Alpine home ... Nice to meet you, If you don't mind my asking, what happened to your eye and hand? Living here is dangerous ... One day Klammer comes flying down, and slices off my hand and skewers the eye. That's awful. Did you ever... LOOK OUT! HERE COMES HERMANN MAIER! Uh, your hat's over there, and your patch is there, and your torso's behind you. Thanks. I appreciate that.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 142: Wilkommen! by akirajim 9-16-02

Welcome to (www.sub-m7.official.ws) Austria, all my fine friends! I do not know half of you half as well as I would like, nor do I know half of you half as well as you deserve... It is my eleventy-first birthday. Today I am eleventy-one! Now time for the circle jerk! But, sub_m7- I'm the only one who came! Sob... Thank you, vicious_sauce_girlie. You always were my only true friend. And I'm not even real!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC 142: aka a shit comic is this by dcomposed 9-16-02

Hi my name is bio4ema aka sub_TAF aka sub_m7 aka clone[77] aka ppp5000 aka ppp555 aka error3000 aka elektronik aka bank aka..... Yeah, whatever. I was going past and I thought maybe you could give me directi... ....aka afru2 aka subjektTonArtFilm aka 7months aka DJDC aka KlangDichte aka experience 57k aka 1s aka N6 aka G.Perlhuhn... I'm in a hurry and I need to know how to... ...aka JS_SBG aka SNOT aka inTense aka PerfACT aka real_AI_technologies aka assembler active aka smartFX. now what was it you wanted? hey, where'd he go?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have a sneaking suspicion that
sub_m7's party went something like this:

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC142: The Hills Are Alive by fuzzyman 9-16-02

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens! Warm vaseline and a some tight nipple strings! These are a few of my favorite things!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Entry #3:

CC 142: Below the Belt by punkrockskaboy 9-16-02

After losing a bet, Jared is forced to go to Sub_m7's party in Austria. This is what ensued Hey! Thanks for coming...let me show you around. Fantastic.... Remember how I said I was a DJ? Well over here is my turntable and equipment. Thats just two frisbees and a playschool microphone mounted on an ironing board. and see...I told you guys I was sexually satisfied! Well, I find it hard to believe that just because your dick is small and shriveled, it means it has been used frequently.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I just read Smarm's comic...I would appreciate it if he would take the time to tell me exactly why MY name is being used? I am genuinly confused...you don't actually think I am sub_m7 do you? Or am I misunderstanding something? If that is the case, I assure you I am not. If that isnt what the implication was...then I am not at all sure what that comic was about as I dont have a site at geocities, nor would I EVER.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC 142 by Drexle 9-16-02

welcome and thank you for visiting this party. the purpose of this party is to provide an institution for sexually_unsatisfied_geekds using this site to access pornographic characters. all_pornographic_characters are virus checked, however there can be no guarantee that they are 100 percent clean. i wont wipe anything from anybody off. seriously... come back!!! don't you want to stay for enjoying the herbal times?

CC: 142 by Drexle 9-16-02

i am a nice guy ...yes i am! I didn't say anything!!!

CC 142 by Drexle 9-16-02

if you were a nice girl we'd be the same. If you're such a nice girl, then where are your tits? nice girls dont have wanton cleevige.

CC 142 by Drexle 9-16-02

you are saucy, vicious, mad the dirtiest bitch i ever had. need soap?

CC 142 by Drexle 9-16-02

i_hope_you_understand_the_signs, i will enjoy the herbal times ! For great justice!!!

CC 142: She's in parties by lara7 9-16-02

At sub_m7's party: I spent tons on airfare, but it's gonna be worth it! I know! I can't wait to get my naked pictures..in person! Where is she? I proposed to her once, you know. She? Uh, I think you misread the invitation... No! Don't leave! We'll have fun! I thought it was lara_7 who was throwing this party. Feh!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC142: pun_m7 by DexX 9-17-02

Heya DexX. Welcome to Austria. I am sub_m7. Okay... uh... who is that behind you? Me? Oh, I am sub_m7's "sister": dom_m7. "Sis" and I have all kinds of fun games planned...

CC142: Bazilla's bad trip... by DexX 9-17-02

As you do... Meh... bored. I think I'll go to sub_m7's party in Austria. Later... Here I am in sunny Austria, and... DexX! All along, YOU were sub_m7!!! No, this is Australia, you dick. Learn to spell. Oh... so, what now? YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW!!! MUAHAHAHAAA... fuck it, I'm out of ideas.

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Just what sort of party is this anyway? by the_rew 9-17-02

Phew, it took me ages, but I'm finally here. This party better be worth it sub_m7 Oh it will be, trust me. Just join the others, the party's starting to liven up now. Now this little baby is the Tupperware Super Deluxe container. You can fit over 3 whole cabages in this. That's the equivalent of 650 chilli peppers!

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

V_girl was right. This guy makes the jokes so easy.

CC142: Party Hard by DMSO 9-17-02

Hey!! Welcome to my non-web-based event nerd!! I am 60-70% sure you have never been anywhere so cool!! Nerd? Hey, I don't care how much jelly and ice-cream you have, I didn't come all the way to Austria to be insulted, you little shit! HAHAHA! Your age group is 13-17, because otherwised you would have noticed the EXTREMELY FRIENDLY AND NON-AGGRESSIVE style I said that in. You are such a loser. loser [not equal to]: I'm having a party!

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

CC142: Blue Danewbie by kelly_midnight 9-17-02

The Amway seminar in Austria was surprisingly entertaining. There was this arcade and someone asked "I wonder what the wait is for that shuffleboard table"... ... a guy holding a cat said "About 800 pounds." Hey? You're supposed to groan after a suitable pause. ...It's been, like, fifteen minutes.... um... hello?