CC 153: Under The Sea by codehappykid 11-12-02

UNDER THE SEA, DOWN UNDER THE SEA DARLIN' IT'S BETTAH DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTAH No, it's really not. Please let me die with my dignity now. *sniff* you mean...you don't love me?

CC 153: The Match Game by codehappykid 11-12-02

WALMART EMPLOYEES HOOK UP HISTORY TEACHERS MAKE POSTERITY LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

You'll notice I finally learned how to properly display these.

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HALPUU!

CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe I by codehappykid 11-12-02

But Drexle, I proclaimed your holy Word throughout all the nations of the Earth like you told me to and stuff! Shut up, get out! Just one more chance to advance my ministry, please, merciless Drexle! Shut up, get out! Hey, weren't you crucified 2000 years ago? You preserve better than cram. You can cram it yourself! What gives, anyway? When did the Trinity become a physical and very screwed-up situation?

CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe II by codehappykid 11-12-02

Not that this is bad or anything. Two godheads are better than one! AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON! AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON! I'm the Drexle Spirit! Buzz off. I'm having a man moment with my Dad.

CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe III by codehappykid 11-12-02

Damn it! I think the Drexle Trinity is back in power! How do you know? AAAGH THEY'RE KILLING THE HERETICS THEY'RE KILLING THE HERETICS GAHH Well, crud. I'm gone.

CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe IV by codehappykid 11-12-02

You know, it just occurred to me that being omnipotent, we *could* bend the rules of this competition just a little bit... Really? What did you have in mind, Father? I love you. And in the cross-reference between Shakespeare and the Duchess of Cornwall as pertains to the matter of utmost state security, and being that Winnie-ther-Pooh had recently awoken from a rather long...

CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe V by codehappykid 11-12-02

DAD, YOU KILLED THE FUNNY! IN THE LAST EPISODE! YOU MASSACRED THE FUNNY! The funny what? Next time, YOU get crucified.

Please feel free to enjoy the Drexle Trinity series.

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HALPUU!

The Extreme Minimalist CC153 Entry by kaufman 11-13-02

Cubs champs!

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cc 153: its funny because its so true by LongDongSilver 11-13-02

You are not a disgusting blob. pocket monkey

that anyone would ever say this

and by the way the animal reference in my previous entry was the shark which represents me longdongsilver the pirate king and that is funny because as a pirate the shark is my natural enemy

besides the alligator of course

but i gave him a toothache and he went away to see the dentist

the dentist is a woman and her place is in the kitchen not in the medical school treating my wounds and i told her that and she made dirty looks at me as though she wanted me in some strange animal sexual way you know tu connais????

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

and by

that anyone would ever say this

i mean of course that no one would ever say it and its true that no one would ever say the awful things said

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Mission Improbable by TheElPaso 11-13-02

Today is Friday, January the 28th of 2005. This is CNN Headline News. Our top story is President Bush's increase in military in Iraq. Bush stated that with this aid, Hussein will now fall easier than North Korean leader Kat Bunnysquirrel. Hold the phone! What's so improbable about this comic? The date, and the president.

Kangaroos are cute. Even when they're holding a gun. by TheElPaso 11-13-02

My name is dcomposed, and I think I'll not rape this roo.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC 152: Dolphins are the Smartest of Marine Mammals by EvilJawa 11-13-02

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw a squirrel drown? If I say yes, will that keep you quiet? No. Fine. What happened? I saw a squirrel drown. ...

CC 153: Aliens Ate My Comic by bonwag 11-14-02

Roswell, 2002 (AWAKE_IN_FRIGHT!) Who the hell are you? How did you get in here? I'm a friend. In return for your mortal - yet alien - soul, I can break you out of this rat infested hell-hole. Gosh. I've already sold my soul to the underworld spirits of my home planet. Why are you interested in my soul? Two words: Expansion Plans. Look, just sign here, and we'll have our demons speak to your demons. (SIGNING_IN GREEN_BLOOD!) Done. But what about my lovelies? Who's excretia will they eat now? Woe! Soooo many cute little rats.

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Please feel free to enjoy the Drexle Trinity series.

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CC153: (un)likely happenings by NeoVid 11-14-02

Crap, it's solid snow down here. You realize all the things that are going to happen now? You know, I'm tired of having so much caffiene. Hey, I just came up with a good comic idea... I think I'll have my ship be seen over a major city instead of a cornfield full of drunken rednecks. I'm sick of this virtue thing. I'm going to go shove an old lady into traffic. I just don't feel like sexually abusing donkeys.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

A REPLY!
Glad you liked it.

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Heh. The irony of me being cast as Jesus is overwhelming.

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CC153 - My first go. by DaveMonkey 11-15-02

I know I came here for a reason, I just can't remember what. My, these paths are slippy. If I'm not careful, I'll fall and break my neck! Ah, yes... I remember now. Ooh, look! A puppy!

Sorry.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

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Heh. The irony of me being cast as Jesus is overwhelming.

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Well you both have long hair..

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I'm jusging in 15 minutes.

anyone who finds me a full mp3 of Beethoven's ninth symphony will win this. even if they've not entered.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What if I just hum it to you?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I need an mp3.

but you can hum it anyway.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just did.

Didn't you hear?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

damn, I wasn't listening.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Sorry, no repeat performances.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Yay! time to end the CC!

I liked:
bad news cowboys - boinky33
No Fucking Way - Mr_Jass
The Extreme Minimalist CC153 Entry - kaufman
Kangaroos are cute. Even when they're holding a gun. - TheElPaso
(un)likely happenings - NeoVid

and teh winner =

Kangaroos are cute. Even when they're holding a gun. by TheElPaso 11-13-02

My name is dcomposed, and I think I'll not rape this roo.

And as custom I must now say...
Take it away, TheElPaso.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Rrrrii-iight.

Name-dropping does wonders for people.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I want my 50 bucks back, dcomposed.

And my virginity.

I can get you your virginity, but how am I supposed to give you back $50?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well, that is how much I paid you to take it away.
I hope you didn't spend it on some fancy record player.