I think me, boorite, and UnknownEric might give you a run for your money in the unlikely event the above happens.

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Mikey ate it! by kaufman 1-04-03

Some would save Kennedy. Some would meet Jesus. Some would invest in IBM. What would you do if you invented time travel? Bingo! 3 AM, the 1970s. The truth is, Phillip used it to break into the house of a child star in the dead of night, and replace a harmless confection with nitroglycerin-coated sand. Mom, can I have some Pop-Rocks? Just one package, son. It will soon be dinnertime. The rest is history.

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CC163 fuck- the focus group results by lara7 1-04-03

I'm sorry, but the aging boomer market can no longer relate to your "fuckin bich of a hoar" dialogue. Wat do you meen asain girl? I'm...ARGH! Really, it's for your own good. You'll see. So, we'll try a more retro, Victorian approach. Pray, allow me to feast my eyes with the touch and perusal, feast my lips with kisses of the highest relish!

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Cowboy2 has been replaced.

By the red X of death?

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Cant compete with the photoshopage really, but made the comic so may as well enter it.

Jesus Inc by TheGovernor 1-02-03

Jesus you gotta do something about Easter, I dont think people understand the meaning anymore, and frankly the image of a bunny rabbit giving out chocolate eggs isn't helping. Hmm maybe it is time for a change, we've been letting this religion go a bit off on one lately haven't we? Later... You know how it is, we've had a good run, but Im afraid Im gonna have to let you go as my official death spokesman, sorry mate, its just not working out anymore. Best make yourself scarce Santa, the big man's just sacked me, and I think he's still looking to make cuts Shit, I hate corporate restructuring.

regards

TheGov

Homeless Terrorists Part 15 by Drefsab 1-05-03

Bush is replacing Medicare with a Missile Defense System Makes sense to me When America is covered in a radioactive cloud, no one will need medicare anyway I don't know, I could use some prescription drugs

Heehee, I made myself chuckle with this one...

CC 163: It Really IS a Paying Position 1 by punkrockskaboy 1-05-03

I am sorry, we have found that you are too old to fulfill your job requirements. You had a good run. Many respected you out of fear. That is more than most serial killers could ask. But I am a seasoned veteran! A professional in the field! and what better way to go out than on top! You are the best! Go out as the best! Here comes your replacement now.. Oh please, a MASKED serial killer? How cliche. How old are you anyway? I'll have you know I kill at a 12th grade level!

CC 163: It Really IS a Paying Position 2 by punkrockskaboy 1-05-03

OK then, show me what you can do. I want to be sure I am being replaced for the right reasons. Alright... Amatuer How's that? A little while later... Did you even SEE how messy he was?? So we have to pay for a cleaning crew. He doesn't care about health insurance OR a retirement plan. The pros outway the cons.

CC 163: It Really IS a Paying Position 3 by punkrockskaboy 1-05-03

Butch's temper gets the best of him... No good son of a bitch takes MY job...he'll see how you REALLY kill someone...FIRST HAND So, you see...if you stab down and away from yourself, you reduce splatter in your direction, thus decreasing the mess. Hey thanks man! I will remember that! Oh don't mention it. I wish you luck. I have to go collect my SEVERence from that suited bastard, Mike.

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Because everybody loves library comics:

Biblio Tech by kaufman 1-05-03

One day in the library... Fool! You filed the books wrong! Nectar Gathering for Dummies goes after Necronomicon. What's the big deal? People should still be able to find it. Excuse me, I'm looking for pollen. Do you have any? mmmmmmmm, lunch! ... And so I invented the Dewey Decimal System, and replaced straight alphabetical filing. Gee, wow, Uncle Boorite!

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Here's mine. Hope you guys like it!

CC16Whatever: Microsoft by maddog00 1-06-03

We at Microsoft have decided to change our helpful little clippy icon with another... How may I help you? Due to its popularity in the world, Jesus will come and help you instead. How may I help you? After all, it will actually take a miracle from God to get our help program to actually help you. I can walk on water and then change it to wine...then tell you how to format your page size.

Forget the competition, this is absolutely one of the funniest strips I've read here, period. :)

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You haven't read many strips here have you?

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Okay, it's judging time! There were some very funny entries in this contest, and there was also Boinky's attempt.

Honourable Mentions

Punkrockskaboy's series - especially the last part.
Fuzzyman for the Asian Girls photoshopping
ArtemisStrong - Fifteen Minutes At The Library.
Kaufman - Cross-checked

But the winner, and I know I'm going to get lynched for this, is fuck, specifically for this one:

a new pressadenb 6 by fuck 1-04-03

i was pressadent of the u s of a but i got impeeched for under age rape. what are you in for?? i cut of the scrotum's of child mollester's and stick them up there ass o, in that case i was just kidin about the under age rape. im actally in for tax frod i cut of the scrotums of tax frod's too is thier any one whos scrotum's you dont cut off?? emmmmm...no

For some reason I found the spelling of "frod" really funny.

Only enough to discover that a surprisely large number of ostensively heterosexual young men seem inordinantly obsessed with gay male sex.

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Alternate Tolkien by kaufman 1-07-03

Corrupted by the power of the Ring, Frodo Baggins killed everybody else and started a society with clones of himself, each doing a specific job and producing large families. I am the librarian frodo. I have 16 children. I am the insurance salesman frodo. I have 18 children. There were librarian frods (as thy called themselves), insurance frods, computer frods, and astronaut frods. I am the computer software frod. I have 0x19 children. I am the astronaut frod. I have 23 children. There were even athlete frods and tax collector frods. I am the basketball frod. At 3'11" I tower over the rest. I have sired 65 children. I am the tax frod. I'd have had a bunch of kids, but some nut in a mask cut off my scrotum.

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...Who's the runner-up here? I suspect that we might need to pick one.

What? It's only been a few hours.

I was the first honorable mention...that makes me runner up :).

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Honourable Mentions

Punkrockskaboy's series - especially the last part.

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We need to get the competition rolling. Look at all the people who are just dying to win the next one...what makes you think I'm talking about me?

Maybe fuck will like my sense of humour.

Fuck you

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oops, forgot to finish my thought...

I meant to say:

Fuck, you will be our new judge, now.

Seriously.

I did.

Honest.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oops, forgot to finish my thought...

I meant to say:

Fuck, you will be our new judge, now.

Seriously.

I did.

Honest.

Oops, forgot to finish my thought...

I meant to say:

Fuck, you will be our new judge, now.

Seriously.

I did.

Honest.

horay at last!! ill start a new cc latter today or tommorow

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