I'm willing to stand here for target practice.

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Jesus loves you. He also loves Saddam. He loves children and animals. Someone better get Jesus fixed.

SEE! Now that's the spirit! *BAM!* damn...shanked it...*few more shots*

Ahhh, that's better. Now for more hunting...

*reloads Desert Eagle*

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

This thread typifies everything I hate about what this site has become.

If you're referring to the newbie-bashing, I think (in this case) it's all meant in good fun. I know I don't give two shits how long someone has been around here if they make me laugh. PunkEct has said as much also.

Devin on the other hand is totally out of control. Watch where you point that thing, you maniac!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It's not the newbie bashing. It's how bloody juvenile this place has become.

*FOOT!*

Sorry, kramer, but it had to be done.

Don't worry, I just loaded my blow-gun with "Anti-Pretentious-Fucktard" serum. You shouldn't feel any pain, only a slight tingle in your lower regions. That's the pole that was shoved deep in your ass deteriorating.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

My 100th post and my 100th comic have coincided, or so I hope, otherwise I'll look a bit silly. And I thought I'd stick it here in the hope I may get fewer blow-darts to the groin.

Preparing for a Hootnanny by dommiel84 2-07-03

This is my 99th comic! Hey Eddie! I found a box full of decorations for the celebration! Erm, yeah... I was thinking less festive and more... just take them down and let's not mention this again I bought a shit load of beer for the party! Excellent! We should start drinking right away to get into the mood! Here, take some of these pills as well! Eddie... I've killed again... I nailed the body up over the door of an orphanage... Then I set fire to the orphanage Shut up! It's almost here! 3-2-1...

Hootnanny Redux by dommiel84 2-07-03

YAY! MAN! Those fucking pills were fucking great, fuck, this is cool! Wow... I've never been invited to a party before... are they always so shit? Right, party's over, fuck off out of my house. Leave your drinks where they are! Hahaha, those violent mood-changes are hilarious man. Don't worry Ollie, I know a great place we can go, the Animal Shelter. All the cats we can fuck!

Please raise your empty glasses and pass the bottles along to me in celebration

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

I sympathize with kramer. I know this thread is supposed to be all in good fun, but I'm tired of seeing people waste time, energy and bandwidth on (other) asinine forum posts which they incorrectly assume everyone else enjoys or supports. Save it for writing some funny comics.

Just yesterday I was thinking how great it was that the quality of posts and comics by newbies at SC had been improving lately. I hope that's not being accompanied by a decline in the quality of posts and comics by regulars.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Or maybe they assume that they themselves enjoy and support it. Just like I support the right of people to make sucky comics, I support the right of people to be as silly as they want in the forums. Since when is being asinine a crime at SC? I thought it was our favorite pastime...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

We've always given newbies hell for it. Why should we hold anyone else to a different standard?

I'm not talking about "silly" forum posts. Maybe "asinine" was the wrong word. I'm talking about posts that are just plain stupid, or that contribute so little to a conversation as to not be worth the bandwidth they consume. There are a lot more of them lately than I ever remember before.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well, if there was a mote of humor to be found in this thread (debatable, I know) its gone now. I respect your opinion Evil_D, on account of your godlike comics, but it really isn't that hard to ignore a thread you don't enjoy. Start some better threads and dilute out the crappage.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That's what spammers say -- just delete the junk mail if you don't like it. And it makes sense, until your inbox is so full of junk that you don't have the time to sort through it all so you just delete everything.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The difference being that everybody hates spam. Not everbody hates the same threads you (or I) do.

Do you get torqued off because somebody is actually enjoying all those other radio stations on the dial whose bandwidth could be used to play music more in line with your own tastes?

Yeah, me too. I mean, no! That's a bad thing.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Read the old threads. This place used to be funny. Now it's polluted by the likes of Devin, Boinky and PunkBoy saying shit like "manboobs" to EVERY SINGLE THREAD.

Man, have we been filling these tranquilizer darts with vitamins or something? *floot*

heh heh...chill buddy. It was a joke. Besides, I think the explosion of people is nice. It was a way to capitalize on something funny though. Observational humor, learn to live with it.

Besides, punkrockskaboy isn't elite enough to be part of the elite club. He can hate all the newbies he likes, he STILL hasn't been here long enough to be part of the "in" crowd.

Hell, I'm not here enough anymore to be part of the "in" crowd.

Fuck the "in" crowd. Who needs 'em.

Wait, I'm still in?

Fuck the newbies.

Or something.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I love kramer.

I haven't heard any mention of manboobs before now... Are you guys relaxing your manboob policy? Are you for or against manboobs and the right to have them? This need to be discussed!

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Whatever happened to the days I could waltz in here and pick up what had happened in the past week on stripcreator just by looking at the topics and the last few posts? The newbies have brought madness - lo, I will extinguish their fire.

[cocks FireExtinguisher]

When I first discovered it, this community stood out for me for its preponderance of intelligent, articulate people and dearth of 11-year-old script kiddies like "punkrockskaboy". In my limited experience, this was almost unique for an online community. It seems somehow less special now. These days it's more representative of the typical internet body politic. That's not to tar all the newer people with the same brush: a lot of them would probably have felt more at home here a year or so ago, and I think I and some other regulars have been putting less effort into being funny recently.

The sanctimony of the way he put it rankles, but I agree with the sentiment I think Kramer is expressing.

I can't believe I've written so much about this. Maybe it's a bit rich for the creator of Fuck to be complaining at all.

I think people have been saying that Stripcreator has gone downhill from the very first day. If anyone has any constructive ideas on how to fix the problems they see, feel free to post them.

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www.bradsucks.net

Personally, I put it down to the fact that we've all become too comfortable here.

Back in '01 the General Discussion forum would always have at least one thread discussing music tastes, films, favourite games, real names, nicknames, real ages etc. It was all about the regulars getting to know each other, and it was interesting, because EVERYONE was fairly new.

Now, we all know so damn much about each other that there's nothing much else to say. If I want to discuss some new music I bought, I know who to chat to privately about it,I know not to bring it up with DX, although I can chat to him about films.

We don't really have anything new to learn from each other, all we want to do is hang out and make comics, and the only people who want to start threads are the newbs, who most of the regulars can't really be bothered to embrace in the same way anymore.

The Comic Contests contain fewer entries from "regulars" now than ever, which I guess is good, since that's what we always tell the newbies to do.

Also, I can't help but think that the abortion of a Tag-Team Cup has something to do with lowering moral. :-)

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Dad was flammable

Maybe you could put in an option for forum mods to change the font of selected users' posts into letters drawn with a thick Crayola crayon.

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www.allenhenderson.com

Casual Fridays.

It's the eternal Old Guard/New Guard struggle. I remember being a reg back in my old chatroom, and I was on the same side of the fence that guys like k_v_k are right now on the newbie issue.

In the beginning, you got like 5 guys in a community, and it's pretty easy to get along with each other. Add another 5 guys, and it's still pretty jolly. But you add ANOTHER 5 guys, and tensions start to brew. Add any more, and you end up with oldbies and newbies and all the problems that come with it.

You can fix this the mean way (kick out newbies) or the lazy way (do nothing). The mean way will cut your newbie count to zero-- forever, if you don't mind the blatant elitism in this method. If you do things the lazy way, newbies will come and some regulars will drop because of it and you end up with a "new" community with different standards, and eventually the newbies will gain seniority and start the process all over again. That can't be helped; it's human nature.

Didn't you guys have the oldbie/newbie problem already? Might I suggest reviving some of the old threads to see what the people back then decided to do?