Non-Sequitur-Donkey

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

King: Kajun Firefly
Queen: Attitudechicka

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

I wonder who will win.

I'm having Chicago voting flashbacks.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Fine. Richard Daley for Queen.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm getting the impression that this is rigged. Not that I care, I just like saying, 'I get the impression' because I don't normally like impressions.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Have you ever seen my impression of Brad? Check it out:

"Hi. My name is Brad."

Uncanny, isn't it?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

King: Fuzzyman, because I'm already dressed for the prom.
Queen: Wirthling.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Let's get the prom queen pregnant!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

king:nuttlehead2000
queen:any woman willing to stand next to a 19 year old idiot( they must also be cute((i am very shallow)))

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No.

Who am I to go against the grain?

King: Kajun Firefly
Queen: Attitudechicka

But I have a question: Where's the prom hermaphrodite?

YOU'RE ALL SHEEP!

I agree.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I agree.

If we were sheep, we'd be getting more action.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I never get elected anything.

I agree.

If we were sheep, we'd be getting more action.

Yeah, I guess you're right. We're not sheep.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

King: Jesus
Queen: Tobor

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

King: Charles
Queen: Camilla

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

King: Burger
Queen: Dairy

You all suck.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ha!

King: "I fuck on the first date" kid.

Queens: Boinky, dcom and Rabid Weasle.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Kid the prom King trashcans afterwards: Nate
King: Attitude_Chicka
Queen: Kajun Firefly

I like to be different! :P

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Why not just kill two birds with one stone:

King: Choadwarrior
Queen: AccentuateNegative

Hey, my crown has weird stains on it.

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Dad was flammable