It has come to the attention of the World Council of Couronne Players that brad had steroids injected into his Couronne-playing arm just prior to his victory over dcomposed. As you well know steroids are known and illegal performance enhacning substances.

It is my unfortunate duty to disqualify brad from the match and retroactively declare dcomposed the winner of their game.

brad: get some help, you freaked-out junkie

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

No, no, I'm pretty sure I'm still in.

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www.bradsucks.net

I WAS ROBBED!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

In the interest of moving things along, I forfeit to Bazilla. He's four hours ahead of me, and I'm only able to play at night. I think I was the last to sign up, so I don't mind letting him advance. Plus, I won't have web access for most of the weekend.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Once again, Wales wins out of pity.

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Dad was flammable

LEFT

MaKK_BeNN *WINNER*
vs
ArtemisStrong

Crabby
vs
TheGovernor

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RIGHT

dcomposed
vs
brad *WINNER*

Bazilla *WINNER*
vs
unfumdisi

Bazilla and brad need to play.

I urge brad to follow unfumdisi's example and surrender unconditionally.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I will not surrender, no longer how long it takes. Bazilla, tell me a time to meet you and I will work it out.

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www.bradsucks.net

I could take umfums place.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm very respectful of unfum's decision, very sportsmanlike, and I thank him, now to get Brad!

I'm sure we'll just collide at some point.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

<--- Falls on sword

I'm having carpet put in this weekend, and my study is one of the rooms undergoing transformation. I didn't want to put the tourney too far behind. If this were a Tag Team Cup, I wouldn't have been concerned. :P

I do like the game, though, and should be web able after the weekend. I'm usually online after 11pm EST if anyone wants a match. We'll go Dutch.

I'm pulling for TheGovernor, but only so he'll become "TheGovernor of Couronne."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

We can do another bracket too if people want to play again. Dcom you can be an alternate if either Crabby of the Governor fall out. I think Bazilla and brad are playing right this moment as I type.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Brad won 2-1, though I'm convinced he cheated, he lured me into having a practice round, which I didn't want! I won that, and had that been a proper round, I would have won 2-1! Therefore, I ask for Brad to be disqualified, as the drugs rumours are increasing, also.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

brad and Bazilla's match, with play-by-play commentary...
kind of.

*** mAAk has joined #stripcreator
hey hey
you guys played yet?
playing now
bazilla's like beating me
ROCk dude ROCK
ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK
meedley meedley meedley
yikes
1-0
for bazilla
i don't think i'm playing mean enough
also i'm drunk
:/
you can post-pone it till you are sober
i think brad is just afraid of being beaten by me in a public match
i don't think that is true
you are throwing the game
give me a bunner smile
i love you maak :)
i got a new bed
ees nice
1-1
1-1
phew
Curse you!
bazilla's good
And luckier than I normally am.
could this be an upset?
i would be upset yes
brad, battered by an arm injury, struggles to hang on in the third round of elimination
"that's right, maak. and dont forget the latest controversy that has been dogging him"
surely you are referring to the allegations of steroid use
"that i am. and they aren't allegations. competitor brad has in
fact point-blank admitted to using the performance-enhacing steroids"
"unfortunately couronne has yet to formalize a a drug-use policy"
well this wouldn't fly in the olympics, that's for damn sure
"fuck no, maak"
"let's get back to the gameplay"
a tentative
YES
uh oh
No pressure...
it all rests on one shot
ONE SHOT BAZILLA
don't... CHOKE!
WOO!
SHIT
1-2
SHIT!
wow
good games, bazilla
shit!
Yeah.
Wish I didn't use the practice round
Well done you JERK!
yes, you did beat me there
sweet
so brad is the weiner?
yes
ha ha
*** Dan (~user8824@template-8DE46485.rogers.com) has joined #strip
creator
you = weiner!!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I think it's unfortunate that you all are so prejudice against drugs and cheating.

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www.bradsucks.net

LEFT

MaKK_BeNN *WINNER*
vs
ArtemisStrong

Crabby
vs
TheGovernor

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RIGHT

dcomposed
vs
brad *WINNER*

Bazilla *WINNER*
vs
unfumdisi

--> *right contender*: brad

Get a move-on crabby and Governor. I will accept no more surrenders. Try and meet up tonight 8 EST.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

K i'll stay on till 1am my time tonight (I think thats 8pm EST) Even though it will affect my game somewhat. If we miss each other again crabby let me know if (and when) you can be online over the weekend and I'l try and accomodate.

I'm on right now. I'm in Dutch. I await your arival. My screen name is crabbenstein.

In the interests of furthering this tournament, I do hearby forfeit my match with Crabby, While I shall be available to accept any duel in the future, the decision was purely based on the fact that neither of us appears to be online when the other one is. Damn this international time zone malarky.

Humbug.

LEFT

MaKK_BeNN *WINNER*
vs
ArtemisStrong

Crabby *WINNER*
vs
TheGovernor

------------------------
RIGHT

dcomposed
vs
brad *WINNER*

Bazilla *WINNER*
vs
unfumdisi

--> *right contender*: brad

Looks like crabby and I have to play now. I said dcom could be an alternate, but that's not fair to Bazilla, who wouldn't get a second chance, so I am a liar. We'll do another tournament and people can play again.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I beat crabby:

LEFT

MaKK_BeNN *WINNER*
vs
ArtemisStrong

Crabby *WINNER*
vs
TheGovernor

--> *left contender*: mAAk

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RIGHT

dcomposed
vs
brad *WINNER*

Bazilla *WINNER*
vs
unfumdisi

--> *right contender*: brad

And if you scroll down slowly, to the ultimate winner, it will build the suspense.

LEFT

MaKK_BeNN *WINNER*
vs
ArtemisStrong

Crabby *WINNER*
vs
TheGovernor

--> *left contender*: mAAk

------------------------
RIGHT

dcomposed
vs
brad *WINNER*

Bazilla *WINNER*
vs
unfumdisi

--> *right contender*: brad

slower

slower

slower still

a little too slow

there you got it

don't move

yes

yes

yes

yes

Dos Weiner: mAAk

I am your new leader and master. Please destroy all statues of brad and drag them through the streets.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Here is crabby and brad's play-by-play defeats. Kind of.

*** crabby (~crabby@template-A0818F4A.attbi.com) has joined #stripcreator
MAAK
(brad knows both the color of my time machine's monitor and the phone)
(he knows too much)
we must duel
MY SWORN ENEMY
my time machine is lavender
with lime knobs
PLAY
DO IT
shoot me a link to this courronne malarky and lets get it over with
this ends HERE
indeed
i will go shoot steroids into my arm in preparation
let me make sure i dont need a rebbot
i had illustrator open
drawing artist's renderings of my inevitable victory
hey Brad I found a hilarious match between Bad News Brown and Ken Patera to add to your tape as comic relief
i am going to be like casey at the bat, i am going in too cocky
inevitiable indeed
with all my IM programs open and windows medioa player running
Casey? bad news bears reference?
it's www.miniclips.com ?
http://www.miniclip.com/couronne.htm
thank you
DUTCH
ill be in dutch
no practices
yes dutch
2 out of 3
or death which ever is first
please keep me updated
or i will cry
you have to accept
it says your busy
whats wrong
try again
im getting some nasty slow down
we both challenged at the same time
let me reboot just in casey
SHES GONNA BLOW
try challenging me real quick
before i reboot
oh no crabby's been killed
whered you go?
i should be in th
lets doo eet
ok we got it
i have to break next round
im down right from the start
its getting ugly
SCRATCH
i suck
bad
did someone pay you to thro the match?
yes
who got to you WHO
it was thagovena
it's not good when im 9 ahead
there are only 10 pucks i do believe
gg
1-0 house
im down one love
i never claimed to be good
but i made it this far
you are beautiful to me
you were good when we practiced a while ago
lucky is more like it
oh fuck
you can still tie..
no
CAN
in some alternate
universe
where all things that are possible play out
in
that was the worst ive ever played
in this case
no
yikes
not an eventuality
gg
i made the second round though
i am heading up an inquiry, i think you intimidated governor out
so are we playing the finals, mAAk
we can end this now if you want
unless
well
the chicken noises can speak for themself
BAWK BAWK BAWK
i am in dutch
i saw the govenor was on earlier in the week and i sent him an instant message in SC and said if he wanted play then he logged off
and i got a reply like 8 hours later saying he was ready but i wasnt even
BRING IT
online
*** Kajun (~bigevilda@template-8DE46485.rogers.com) has joined #stripcreator
dan
CRABSTER!
*** Kajun changed nick to BigEvilDan
I was wondering who Kajun was...
AHHHHH
oh
1-0 house
so very close
to murdering you now
well
somehow
oh gracious
i managed to lose a hero
gg
those were not good games
okg
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*** HR changed nick to The
hey its HR
hey its the
*** The changed nick to Humbert_Rohypnol
!!!
Hey, it's crabby.
You mean, THE Humbert_Rohypnol?
THE Humbert_Rohypnol from the HR department.
I'm here to offer you a VERY GENEROUS seve
rance package.
Please don't sever my package.
It's not even that generous.
Hm. I guess I'll let mAAk do it, then.
It's generous; I was going to let you keep it once it's severed.
hate to see how the press handles your defeat brad
:|
Press? Defeat?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I must say I'm shocked, I've played both the finalists, and I felt Brad was better, I suppose he's not though...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Yeah..yeah he did get kind of robbed.

I might be open for a rematch 2-3 games, and a tie breaker after that if neccessary...

If brad dances for me! Dance! Dance!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

They killed Couronne.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just beat brad at 9 ball.

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Batman created by Bob Kane