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ivytheplant Obsessive Comic Disorder
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Could you help me straighten up?
smamurai Too orangey for crows
No, it's much handier if you just stay the way you are.
Sticking a question mark at the end of a sentence makes it look like you are asking a question?
--- GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.
Only as much as double-posting does.
Who the hell is Abe Vigoda anyway?
boinky33 I'm with stupid ^
Who farted?
From the grin, I'd say Abe Vigoda.
Now why does he seem familiar?
MikeyG Shoots the shit and often misses
Probably because in your wet dreams of Barney Miller, he's one of the guys a-whackin' it in the periphery.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
---The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.
possums FERN DESTROYER
They'ze jus' goin' t' Wichita to round up som' varmints and do th' unthinkable!!! YEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!
Just HOW fucking hot is it, approximately?
65 F. Officially.
Why can't I get laid?
NooniePuuBunny Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space
Because people don't like it when you beat them up and drag them into the darkness. They just prefer being dragged into the darkness.
How many acorns can you stuff into your left nostril before sundown?
---I will rate you hard, and unendingly.
Seven. No...eight! Aw hell...
Would someone help me get these acorns out of my left nostril?
Mr. Chitters would be more than happy to get your nuts out of your left nostril.
Did you know that a healthy colon is a happy colon?
Yes, I am playing canasta with it right now.
What is the missing letter of the alphabet?
Vlorp.
Can we go to Wallyworld?
CowTipper Impressionable Adolescent
If you keep your grades up and are very nice to your sister.
Why do fools fall in love?
---I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.
So the human race can continue.
Wanna see what I found in my pocket?
Only if its cash. Then I want to see it in MY pocket.
Did you know that lime juice feels the exactly the same as lemon juice in a papercut?
Spankling Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!
Yes. But I can tell the diference in a lash mark.
Would you say my toes are funny, sexy, or dangerous?
---"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
Not sure. I've never seen them before.
Now these toes are cute! Don't you agree?
That cat looks possessed.
What does he eat anyway, souls?
As many as her cuteness can suck in.
By the way, has anyone seen my soul? It's stainless steel, looks like a cafeteria spoon.
Sounds like what I picked all the dried gum off the floor with.
Do you want it back?
Kr0n1c Product of The California School System
Only if theres flavor left in it
Answer me this young buhda: You observe a flag waving. Is the flag moving or is the wind moving?
--- Get Your War On
Actually I'm swaying thanks to that bottle of scotch I drank earlier.
You know that part in the Island of Dr Moreau when Dick York schtups the cat girl? Since he didn't know she was a cat at the time, is it still beastiality?
I meant Michael York. Not the guy from Bewitched.
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