RCL no. 267 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-24-05

Hey, Maynard! The tractor pull starts in fifteen minutes... Whatcha doing? Fucking! I'll be done in a minute... By the way, my sister's coming! I thought she doesn't like tractor pulls? I wasn't referring to that... Snap!

RCL no. 1050 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-23-06

First, I side-kicked the intruder in the nuts... ...followed by a round-house to the nose! I dropped him like a Runner's World magazine subscription! That "intruder" was your grandpa who just wanted to say hi to you. He should have knocked first! That's no excuse! You're on restriction, young lady!

Groovy! - Power Station by edoggydog 12-17-05

Dude... I've been walking around the bar, dragging my feet on the carpet, and rubbing my pant legs together. I think I've built up a shitload of static cling! May I? Groovy! **ZAP!** YEE-FUCKING-OUCH!! You okay, dude? Hit me again!

3: The world's worst man...

does volunteer work You've been homeless for 15 years? Man, you'd be better off dead, seriously!

by NeoVid, 5-02-06

Focus by NeoVid 5-02-06

You managed to get any work done yet? No, I've had trouble concentrating. Lately, it seems like I've had a really short attention....

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1078 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-02-06

Woah! I've never seen this happen before... Usually, when I sever the neck, the head just drops in the basket... Looks like this guy was a real AIRHEAD!

The Friendly Gay by biped 5-03-06

Hello! I'm gay! Would you like to be my friend? G-G-G-GUH-GUH-GAAAY???? YAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh, give it up, Casper! You're NEVER going to make any friends outside your "own kind", girlfriend! Oh, how I long for death! Only then will I find the peace that is denied me in life!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1089 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-05-06

Hey, you! Take me to your leader... I'm talking to you, fuckface! Who says all life forms from other planets are "intelligent"? TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, GODDAMMIT!!

The Pystery by RedfeatheR 1-22-05

Excuse me. Did you just piss my pants? What? NO The plot thickens

Peephole Salesmen by RedfeatheR 10-18-05

Something tells me we've hit up this house already JUJYFRUIT!!!

Ed's Knife's Edge VIII by RedfeatheR 2-06-06

The world is ending and everthing so I'm just gonna put this out there... ...wow I thought this'd be easier to write... but it's not... ...I know I haven't been a women for long now... ...and I'm still legally your brother and all... but I have been thinking about asking a male family member this for a long time... ...so here it is... ...do you think Uncle Randy's phone number is the same now as it was back when he was molesting you?

Lizhard XVII by RedfeatheR 2-06-06

Jeez... kinda spooky... I've never done this before... I've never had sex in a graveyard either, but with the world ending and all... No... I've done the graveyard thing before... I've just never had sex with a fat ugly chick before

This cracks me up.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

A Merry Mix-Up by biped 5-13-06

Papa, how long moss I stay een thees box? Ontil joo haff been, eh, Fed-Ex to Los Estados Unidos. Got a rather large package for you, Mr. Unitas. Oh, wonderful. And just in time--it'll be a happy birthday for little Sally after all. Well, I'm tired of kicking you in the balls. Go pee-pee in the corner and sniff Woofy's butt. Why joo do thees to me, Papa? WHY???

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Church rap by Injokester 5-16-06

If God were a woman. God said unto Moses; "Tell the people to move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan and Abiram." So Moses went to the areas where these men were camped and said unto them; "Damn, God got some big titties."

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Bunnyman by Injokester 5-17-06

It's all a matter of perception. You see, some people see the glass as half empty, But me, I like to rape children.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Slap n' Tickle by The_young_scot 5-12-06

I've finally started learning how to play bass using only my fingers You mean without using a plectrum? What's the point in that? Aww man, fingering is GREAT! You can slap it, pluck it, whatever! And it just feels so good! Here, let me show you! *gasp* Notice how I make sure my fingers hit the sweet spot *thud*

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The Uday Hussein Story by biped 5-18-06

Hi, I'm Uday Hussein. Huh? But, I...I thought you got killed. No, I survived. Umm...would you like to go out with me? Uhh...heh...no. "And that's how the choo-choo train goes CHOO-CHOO-CHOOOOO!!! At the Happy Time Station!!! Doodle-dee-doo"!!! Ha, ha.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Why I Hate Talking to my Roomate by HCRoyall 5-17-06

...so I was thinking about it, and if you laid your fingers flat against your palm instead of curling them, there'd be less chance of your hand getting hurt when you punched somone. No, then do you not only do less damage to your opponent, but you also run a big risk of dislocating all your fingers. Just because I've never been in a fist-fight doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. I've never punched the shit out of a cripple. There's a first time for everything.

Why I hate Religion 1 by HCRoyall 5-15-06

It's sad that people don't believe me when I say I'm Christian. Jesus threw out the laws of Moses. So it's hypocritical for Christians to hate gay people. Besides, the text clearly states that Moses only hated gay GUYS. Lesbianism was still okay.

I hit the random button

"Nathan," he said, "There comes a time in every chicken's life when he has to face the cookpot like a man." I had no idea what he was talking about, but damn, was he delicious.

by HCRoyall, 5-19-06

I hit the random button

Pretending to be a mailman with messages from the draft board and visiting the frat house was the best idea ever.

by HCRoyall, 5-19-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Quotes 17 by NeoVid 5-19-06

I wouldn't even remember my character's name if it wasn't on my character sheet. Did anyone remember my character sheet? They don't want to hurt me? Good, that'll make killing them a lot simpler. Nobody would be crazy enough to put silver shot in a shotgun. Man, we're lucky his character doesn't have a self-destruct button... I'm still wondering what part of "I am evil!" made him think he could trust me... Your minions ended up with a cloud of bugs in their lungs, so they couldn't BEE here!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Vanilla Pudding Cup Tribute by crabby 5-28-06

FUCK! What's wrong lover? I thought this was a tapiocca pudding, but it's actually a vanilla pudding. I'm sorry to hear that, I wish there was something I could do. 10 minutes later... Fuck, that was delicious. His pleasure fills me with a satisfaction.

Way down below!

Vanilla Pudding Cup Tribute by crabby 5-28-06

FUCK! What's wrong lover? I thought this was a tapiocca pudding, but it's actually a vanilla pudding. I'm sorry to hear that, I wish there was something I could do. 10 minutes later... Fuck, that was delicious. His pleasure fills me with a satisfaction.

Vanilla Pudding Cup Tribute by crabby 5-28-06

FUCK! What's wrong lover? I thought this was a tapiocca pudding, but it's actually a vanilla pudding. I'm sorry to hear that, I wish there was something I could do. 10 minutes later... Fuck, that was delicious. His pleasure fills me with a satisfaction.

Unbelievable

Sorry

It's important.

Vanilla Pudding Cup Tribute by crabby 5-28-06

FUCK! What's wrong lover? I thought this was a tapiocca pudding, but it's actually a vanilla pudding. I'm sorry to hear that, I wish there was something I could do. 10 minutes later... Fuck, that was delicious. His pleasure fills me with a satisfaction.