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What others say about boorite!

You can't print that!

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I has a flavor!

Boorite and I are getting married in an hour.

I just married Ivy and boorite.

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Pfft. If you applied yourselves, you could get it done in 15 minutes tops.

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I has a flavor!

Why?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Anyway, if you two really are getting married, then congratulations! I just assumed 'twas a joke, but I may have made an ass of u and me.

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I has a flavor!

It's Friday, and I'm in love.

It's Saturday.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Actually, it took 25 minutes. 20 minutes to stand around waiting and filling out paperwork and 5 minutes to actually get married. Including standing for pictures.

Now comes the hard part. Am I Mrs. Boorite or is he Mrs. Plant?

Compromise. Call yourselves the Boo-ants.
Congrats.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Congratulations! About time Boo made an honest woman of Ivy.

By the way, everyone, KajunFirefly, TheReverend, and I are all ordained ministers, so keep that in mind if you're planning on getting hitched any time soon.

I'd call you the Plites...

Get it? Plites? Plights? Hahahahahahaha!

Oh, I kill myself...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'm ordained too. I'm also a *wince* High Priestess. Apparently I couldn't minister my own wedding. Which probably would have been weird anyway.

Congrats!

The UWyo Cowboys just beat CSU Rams 24-0. This is the first time since 1959 we've beaten them in the border war rivalry.

At 2:01am when the bars have closed, this town is going to riot. Because we have nothing else to do.

Excuse me, first time since 1959 since we've held them to zero points. My bad.

Either way, drunk nutjobs out tonight burning the town down. Or Fort Collins. Whatever.

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The UWyo Cowboys just beat CSU Rams 24-0. This is the first time since 1959 we've beaten them in the border war rivalry.

At 2:01am when the bars have closed, this town is going to riot. Because we have nothing else to do.

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Who in the what now?

In similar news I just held the jurassic abyssinian quakers guild to a magnificent 50 to Llama in the third quadrant of the semi final of the Egyption Masters of Tiddlewink Waterpolo. Twas a tough match indeed. In the final we meet the Magnanamous bombadiers of eastern siberia, should be a tough one.

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boorite married Robert Plant?

Oh wait... never mind.

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I has a flavor!

I'll be Ivyrite and he can be Boorivy.

What about I'ite? It's hip, it's street, it's merchandisable.

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I has a flavor!

I purchased two items last night. The description of each on the receipt says:

18 82188495 BRA,FF

If you call Bank of America and scream "ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE YOU GODDAMNED COCKSUCKERS!!!" they'll actually put you on hold instead of disconnecting your call. I wish I had realized that 7 attempts ago.