I tried this with my grandma's answering machine. No joy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I recovered from days of horrible agony, of me vomiting my guts up and diarrhea so thin it was like water pouring out my ass (thankfully never at the same time), yesterday afternoon.

I am never eating Dominos pizza again.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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I recovered from days of horrible agony, of me vomiting my guts up and diarrhea so thin it was like water pouring out my ass (thankfully never at the same time), yesterday afternoon.

I am never eating Dominos pizza again.

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What about Canterbury's Beef Stew (I think that's the brand name)? It's really cheap at Fred's Discount Store and I want to know if it's worth getting a bunch of cans of it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sure -- buy them, you cheap fuck. Then build a guest-house out of the cans and make relatives stay there when they visit. Make them eat that slop at every meal so you can build a retirement home for your folks out of cheap cans as well. Penny-pinching bastard.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I prefer Aquafresh over Crest.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I didn't think Fred's existed outside my crappy hometown. The day that store was built was the most exciting day of those peoples' sad lives. The only thing that can top that is if they get a stoplight.

Some dude just masturbated in the American art section of our shelves.

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I has a flavor!

Did he contribute an illustration to a Jackson Pollock book?

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What others say about boorite!

its castleberry's beef stew and it rocks. it takes dinty moore out to the parking lot and kicks the shit out him then takes his wallet.
i recommend purchasing it and dunking english muffins in it til your bellies full.

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Kill Whitey.

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Sure -- buy them, you cheap fuck. Then build a guest-house out of the cans and make relatives stay there when they visit. Make them eat that slop at every meal so you can build a retirement home for your folks out of cheap cans as well. Penny-pinching bastard.

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I have a big can of Castleberry's beef stew in case of doomsday so I can stay alive a few hours longer.

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What others say about boorite!

And two cans of Dinty Moore.

And I have my Filipino Tagalog-to-English translation guide so I can understand that fucking narrative.

i have ramen noodles, handguns, and the will to take human lives to put food in my belly.

can't wait....

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Kill Whitey.

you're allergic to beef and you can't afford Fred's Discount Store

might i suggest recycling your own waste instead? it's grrrrrrrrreat!

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what if nigger meant kite

Have I told this board yet about how I'm named for Ricky Nelson? Sadly, however, I never got to be a teenage idol, nor have a pretty senorita waitin' for me down in old Mexico. However, my bucket once did have a hole in it.

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I has a flavor!

But I don't want to do that. I'd rather eat the delicious beef stew.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's better than if your hole had a bucket in it.

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What others say about boorite!

That's better than if your hole had a bucket in it.

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Dad was flammable

Our kitchen sewer line backed up all over the laundry room last night. I'm so glad I bothered to clean the floor yesterday afternoon.

Anyway, the problem is fixed, but I just spent half an hour cleaning ground up food from the disposal off the floor. I vomited four times. I never want to see rice or anything pink again in my entire life. In fact, I never want to see food again.

And I'm only 1/3 done. I still have to move the washer/dryer and clean behind there, which is ten times worse than where I just cleaned. I'll be dry heaving in no time.

7 vomits, 4 dry heaves. I know you all want to know.

Did you save the vomit?

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Poop.

Once, when I was working for Manpower, I had to go underneath a women's correctional facility that had a broken garbage disposal line that we had to uncover so it could be repaired. We went underneath the building, with a clearance of about three feet, and had to crawl into a hole that had been knocked out of the brick and dig underneath the kitchen until we uncovered the pipe, which was surrounded by the buildup of several days' worth of putrified food waste. Thousands of roaches could be heard scuttling by us in huge herds on every side. It was one of the most horrible things I ever had to do. I'll bet it was worse than having to clean stuff up off of your dumb old floor.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd say yes, but my imagination isn't good enough to put me in that position.

Did you bang some lifers while you were there?