George W. Bush is a puppet with the I.Q. of a cheese grater. He has no talents, no innate skills, speaks poorly, does what he's told by about 12 corporations and Dick Cheney, couldn't get hired to run a fucking hot dog stand in the real world, is a smug, addlepated, frat-boy posuer, a highbinding sonofabitch, a daddy's boy, a failed titular C.E.O., a dangerous fool who actually belileves whatever he is told to say, was appointed president by a gang of thieves who have boosted the tinfoil hat market to epic proportions, is up to his eyebrows with a bunch of CIA spooks, his father, brother and other miscreants who fixed the election for him, (in between soft shoeing the Bin Laden family out of town and creating the office of Do What We Say Or We'll Deport You®), has wiped his ass with the constituion, pissed away the first 10 figure surplus this country has ever seen, would have less than -0 poplitical credibility if it weren't for 9/11, and blames it all on William Jefferson Clinton's predisposition for for fooling around with his secretary.
Other than that, I think he's quite the cowboy.
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.
