[Click to view comic: 'IRC Physics']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

quote:

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Lemonade?
Thank you.

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I put an underscore in my name.

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Ewww... it's covered in hair... :\

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Poop.

I'm beginning to get withdrawl symptoms.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Me too. :(

*twitches*

......

*foams at mouth*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

This one really happened. But not in this universe.

Brad: Maybe this Stripcreator thing was a bad idae.
NeoVid: Are you suer?
boorite: No, he's nto.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I had a imaginary conversation in #stripcreator today, but I wasn't there, so I can't paste it. :-(

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

quotebrain! huzzah!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I too am having withdrawls. Yesterday, I was in line at the supermarket and I yelled, "Quotefile that, Jes!". Everyone just looked at me. Then Jes quotefiled it on www.SupermarketQuotefile.com.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Bring back IRC or I'll shoot the monkey in my sig!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Inflate shoot's on monkeys all the time.

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Poop.

Is the IRC chan ever coming back??
IRC is the only thing im good at. :'(

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o.O

Chicka, you're using a woman who had crabby's child as a measure for normal?
And eat lots of penuts
I just realized that. Huh.
Hey, Dan, did you have any discomfort sitting up when you were pregnant with dcom's baby?
Yes I did.
So now you know it's perfectly normal.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

sodomy
bless you
never thought i hear a girl say that
after being sodomized
oh... i thought you sneezed
my bad
that sound was your colon collapsing
and now i have to leave again.. bye everyone
*** Quits: CowTipper [~Stripper@template-78E3060E.verizon.net] has quit (Quit: Leaving)
girls have a tendency to leave me after being sodomized

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[14:18] * Now talking in #stripcreator
[14:18] * Topic is ' DAMN YOU AND YOUR POLYSTYRENE IMMUNITY!'
[14:18] * Set by Jes_L on Sun Apr 18 00:57:30
[14:18] hey hey Jes_L
[14:18] allo
[14:18] hey jes
[14:18] * Jes_L is now known as Jes_WERKING
[14:18] you misspelled jerking
[14:18] let's see how much jerking, er, work I can try not to do
[14:18] fap
[14:20] fapx2
[14:20] fap^2
[14:20] fap^n!
[14:21] gah
[14:23] c = X!
[14:23] fap^c
[14:24] while (true) do {
[14:25] fap
[14:25] }
[14:25] nerd.
[14:25] :D
[14:25] function fap() {
[14:26] my $fap = "fap"
[14:26] fap();
[14:26] }
[14:26] * crabby has left #stripcreator (Leaving)
[14:26] ewww, recursive fapping...
[14:26] he could nt hang with the fappage

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[19:41] Let's see, Arby's, Steak N Shake.....
[19:42] The FDA recommends you consume 3000 calories per day.
[19:42] More like Calories...
[19:42] Snake n Cake
[19:42] The calorie is in fact a measure of energy.
[19:42] Next you're going to say White Castle is yummy
[19:42] Ugh, no!
[19:43] one calorie ir equivalent to 14 ergs per furlong
[19:43] The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients--approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein.
[19:43] I chumming in your mouth
[19:44] So you're suggesting that I should go on an all jizz diet?
[19:44] No, CHicka, but that's a great idea.
[19:44] I'm sure you could find a few volunteers
[19:44] quotefile
[19:44] haha

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It's like 2pm... at 2:30 I'm leaving for food. No bitching.
marry me boinky
ok
cups of...minced labia

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What others say about boorite!

kitty: I think my back is permanently screwed up from work now... ugh.
chooby: you should get a job where you lie on your back all the time.
kitty: ...
Jes_AFK: yeah
kitty: Were I to lie on my back all the time, I would prefer not to be paid for it.
Jes_AFK: gearbox mechanic
kitty: ... Oh.
kitty: THAT kind of job.
kitty: My bad.
chooby: yeah, ceiling painter.
Jes_AFK: dirty feckers

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

I am a cunt
you're a cuntafk
even when you're not at the keyboard, you're still a cunt
that's quite some cunt
quotefile

Why can't you guys have conversations like this at 2:46am?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hey it was coming up to that time! It was about 1am...

(British Summer Time)

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[01:39:32] pussy
[01:39:44] Takes one to know one.
[01:40:23] ur whut u eat lewl
[01:41:08] PUSSY!
[01:41:21] That would make Chicka a Subway if it were true
[01:41:46] well with the amount of people in her everyday...
[01:42:00] *hiss*
[01:42:08] i mean, she's really good for getting around
[01:42:15] no
[01:42:23] what I really mean is she's quick and easy
[01:42:27] i mean-
[01:42:28] cheap
[01:42:29] no
[01:42:31] um
[01:42:55] she's under the whole city

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Chicka, you should change that you under your name to attitudechicka1.gif
have it facing inward
So Mr. Likes to Stick His Penis in Your Ass While You're Looking In The Other Direction doesn't get me?
She knows that
I like it this way, it's like I'm mooning the forums.
with pants on
I'm shy.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[02:45:00] Do you have to have mIRC to use IRC through Trillian?
[02:45:35] Trillian is a (shit) standalone program
[02:45:50] So I DO need mIrc

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[02:56:15] Man, I haven't gotten laid in a while.
[02:56:28] How long?
[02:56:40] Since 4 months
[02:56:46] whoa
[02:56:48] Into the pregnancy
[02:57:00] what because you're ugly now?

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Batman created by Bob Kane