Some of the best conversations happen on #stripcreator. Observe the following:

[16:16] Philistines
[16:17] Philistines are great on French bread with roasted peppers and onions.
[16:17] Which is oppressive if you happen to be one of the random bastards
[16:17] ...and cheese. Don't forget the cheese.
[16:17] Is there where I'm supposed to vaguely get the idea that you're taking the piss?
[16:17] :)
[16:18] Not at all. I'm just in the mood for a Philistine cheese steak.
[16:18] It's not very PC to use Philistine to mean "ignoramus".
[16:18] yeah
[16:18] I'm not very PC
[16:19] that's why we call him "Mac"
[16:19] Whom? The Philistine?
[16:19] * andydougan dies
[16:19] The End
[16:19] * Scyess cheers.

Please feel free to post other snippets of irc conversation from #stripcreator to this thread. Some conversations should be saved for posterity.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Here's where I tried to draw tobor:

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

[21:03] Yo.
[21:03] Hey.
[21:03] Word.
[21:03] Word up.
[21:03] I want some nachos.
[21:03] Nachos rule.
[21:04] They totally rule.
[21:04] They like, rule more than... Like rule more than something that rules a lot.
[21:04] Yeah
[21:04] Like more than a bunch of monkeys driving a bus.
[21:04] Wow.
[21:05] Yeah.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Session Start (stripcreator.com:#stripcreator): Mon Oct 07 22:36:46 2002
[22:36] *** Now talking in #stripcreator.
[22:36] *** Mode change "+diz" for user dcomposed by dcomposed
*** Topic of #stripcreator: All The Gimps You Can Eat
*** Set by GabeAway 3552 minutes ago
*** Users on #stripcreator: dcomposed knkx @Tobor
*** End of /NAMES list.
*** Your user mode is "+diz"
*** Mode for channel #stripcreator is "+n"
[22:16] *** Join to #stripcreator completed in 4 seconds.
[23:42] fuck it.
Session Close (#stripcreator): Mon Oct 07 23:42:57 2002

Yep.. alot went on in that ninety minutes.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

[21:19] you rape dead chicks AND you have a banjo? did you sell your soul to lucifer?
[21:20] well I broke the banjo.
[21:20] to kill a chick so as to rape her when dead?
[21:20] That's what I've been doing the past few weeks.
[21:21] infact I just wrote a song about it after you did the brb and I was alone.
[21:21] let's hear it
[21:22] It's not very good as I am tired and don't care about anything, but here it is:
[21:22] I'll just copy and paste from notepad.
[21:22] k
[21:22] I rape dead bitches. I could give 2 fucks.
[21:22] There the only sort of people who will take my sucks.
[21:22] They don't care when I brake there ribs in half,
[21:22] I turn 'em sideways, stick my dick in they ass.
[21:22] ---
[21:22] Well, I might fuck a dead hoe in the cemetery.
[21:22] She ain't been dead long 'cause here cunts still hairy.
[21:22] And she still got her nipples. maggots havn't eaten them.
[21:22] but... oh, her mouths full of worms. god damn.
[21:22] ---
[21:22] And sometimes I can't get to the graveyard.
[21:22] but what am I to do? my dicks still hard.
[21:22] I'll create my own dead, and take 'em to my bed.
[21:22] Shit, If i like her. I'll let here meat my dad.
[21:22] ---
[21:22] I was the washington sniper.
[21:22] Kill, sex, drink of blood i am like a vampire.
[21:22] and seriosly, it's a sign of respect.
[21:22] When I suck you ass dry and leave you full of insects.
[21:22] ---
[21:23] It's a work in progress.
[21:23] the imagery is good
[21:23] but scary as shit
[21:24] you aren't gonna be killing yourself or anything, are you?
[hr]It didn't suck as much at the time.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm masturbating as we speak
You always masturbate plenty.
so
it never seems enough

---
www.bradsucks.net

quote:

---

[21:03] Yo.
[21:03] Hey.
[21:03] Word.
[21:03] Word up.
[21:03] I want some nachos.
[21:03] Nachos rule.
[21:04] They totally rule.
[21:04] They like, rule more than... Like rule more than something that rules a lot.
[21:04] Yeah
[21:04] Like more than a bunch of monkeys driving a bus.
[21:04] Wow.
[21:05] Yeah.

---

This is actually from #adult_stripcreator

dammit DAMMIT DAMMIITITITIAI!
4637q467467934379hdjif
*** Kajun has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
Is that code for something?
It's code for 'You suck'.
cool
489ll430923kkls009874lkj
Take that.
Gabe, 4637q467467934379hdjif
dammit DAMMIT DAMMIITITITIAI!
It doesn't work like that.
You can't just copy what he said.
It's an algorithm based on your name.
dammit DAMMIT DAMMIITITITIAI! - That defines the code as net-tramp
When you say it, it means "Would you like one of my lucious dougnuts?"
Would you?
No.
2484531sdg54523456grd55346535
That is "sniff my skids"
or, in NetTramp "wrrlmrlrrlr whereza whisky?"

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

(Kajun) I think I'll make a cheeseburger.
(DragonXero) I think I'll trick someone into drinking cat menses.
::: Kajun is now known as Kajun_CheeseBurger
(Kajun_CheeseBurger) menses?
(DragonXero) YES.
(DragonXero) Menstrual fluid.
(Kajun_CheeseBurger) right.
(Kajun_CheeseBurger) ok, I'll just go make my burger, and try to forget that.
(DragonXero) You do that.
(DragonXero) Just remember what menstrual fluid looks like when you put that ketschup on.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Note that the Philistines comment is in reply to my quotation:

The simplest Surrealist act consists of dashing down into the street, pistol in hand, and firing blindly, as fast as you can pull the trigger, into the crowd.
Andre Breton, Second Manifesto of Surrealism

---
A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

Speaking of which, why can't otherwise intelligent people pronounce "clandestine" to rhyme with "Philistine," rather than trying to rhyme it with "pedestrian"?

Accent? What accent?

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I can't quite remember if banal is supposed to rhyme with canal or anal.

Tip of the pen to Sam Hurt.

---
"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Anal.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

NP: Blind Guardian - Mordred's Song
And as the elves are the firstborn, they could have existed before middle earth, because the elves' place - the Havens - is separate.
Yeah.
But they came to live amongst us.
And man has the unique gift of mortality.
Yeh
Pain inside is rising
I am the fallen one
a figure in an old game
no Joker's on my side
I plunged into misery
I'll turn off the light
As I said, I cried when the elves left
and murder the dawn
turn off the light
and murder the dawn
no more cookies

---
What others say about boorite!

retarded dolphins are damn cute
Male dolphins have eleven to fourteen inch prehensile penises.
swimming around in pointless circles, bumping their well-worn snouts into coral reefs
how can you tell if a dolphin is retarted?
They can jizz up to like fourteen feet.
what do you mean "like"? we used measuring tape, remember?
Oh yeah.
but we measured in fathoms
MARK TWAIN
i wanted parsecs, but you're so goddamned stubborn
boorite and i measure ejaculation in decibels

---
~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

"MARK TWAIN." hahaha! Smartness.

---
What others say about boorite!

(spanky) I just noticed down the bottem of this java thing it says: Warning: Applet Window
(pokey) YAAAA!!!!
! pokey throws computer in bathtub
(BigEvilDan) Beware of applet window.
! pokey is eaten by the applet window
(Punky) applet window may caouse serious damage to your reproductive organs
(Punky) *cause
! DragonXero sodomizes the applet window.
(DragonXero) AAAH!
(DragonXero) MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!
(Punky) I warned you
(DragonXero) Yes, yes you did.
(DragonXero) Fuck.
(BigEvilDan) Caution: Aim applet window away from face.
(DragonXero) Warning: Applet not intended for internal use.
(spanky) brb
::: Quits: spanky (~user3200@template-8BE06137.optusnet.com.au): Quit: Leaving
(DragonXero) Caution: Applet has been proven to cause Cancer, Anal Bleeding, Intestinal Warts, and may cause complications in pregnancy such as blindness and use of Stripcreator.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Beware of Applet Window
Results not guaranteed for Applet Window users.
Do not taunt the Applet Window.
Do not feed the Applet Window.
Keep hands away from Applet Window.
Keep hands inside the Applet Window at all times.
*** eponineeatsdinner changed nick to eponine
*** Fuzzyman (~me@template-1E7BAD2B.snet.net) has joined #stripcr
eator
Hey Fuzz
Applet Window may accidentally ingest small children
Applet Window requires Windows 95 or higher
Applet Window may sodomize your child.
Applet Window is not to be trusted

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

(Punky) Applet Window may appear larger than it is
(BigEvilDan) RAAR! APPLET WINDOW WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!
(Guest) Applet Window does not prevent nuclear radiation
(Punky) Applet Window should not be used with performance enhancing medication
(BigEvilDan) Applet Window is for entertainment purposes only.
(DragonXero) Applet Window may not generate gravitons by itself.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Applet Window']

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

now I know what happens after I leave.

(I was spanky)

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

thank you, thank you
I'll be here all week
* obijo gives a standing ovation
****
(4 stars)
That's what you think
* bunnerabb fires boo
hey
you fired boo, you bunny bastard
sorry.. we got a chicken that does mime and a dog on a ball
I'm not getting paid enough for this
you sure aint
ok
* bunnerabb rehires boo
yay
(DANCING!!)
so, you take requests?
Now help the chicken with hes mime outfit
yes I do.
...
mime and stand on a ball
YAY!
WHILE
* boorite tries and falls spectacularly down stairs
OW
*** boorite has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
doing the god dialog from star trek 4
oh shit, he died
* obijo gives 21 gun salute
you want to give the eulogy or should i?
go head
boorite...
*snif* :-(
boorite boorite boorite
*snif* :-$
what can be said about boorite
he knew his star trek
*sob* :_-(
he was a lil guy
nod
*snif* :-(
he sucked cock by the truck load
HE OWED ME MONEY!!!
*sob*
he owed us all money, my bereaved friend
but the important thing to remember
nod
*snif* :-(
is how much cock he sucked
nod
tru
he will be missed
* bunnerabb whips his wang out and waves it at boo one mo time
* obijo breaks down crying
* obijo follows suit
now now....
*snif* :-(
o/` and who will suck my dick, and who stroke my choad, when bonnie boo is gone o/`
THE HUMANITY!
somewhere people are laughing
somewhere people shout
but there is no joy in stripcreator
there's no dick in boorite's mouth
nod\
fuck it, let's bury him and hit the titty show

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Sometimes it's funnier just to take things out of context. This is from sometime last week and still makes me giggle.

[01:31] nobody's touching my groin :(

---
"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

That was just beautiful, man.

---
Dad was flammable

I once had this guy on DALnet message me and try to lure m
e into cybersex with the claim "I have 14 inches for you!" I thought tha
t was pretty funny and asked him if that was all. So then he says, "No!
I make mistake! 16!"
lol
ha.
well, the funny thing is
Maybe he's a foot fetishist.
I thought you forgot about me.
And he's got, like, huge feet.
that any good woman wouldn't want something that big
because the ones that arent wide, easy, hoes couldnt handle
it
plus
something that big would be kind of freakish wouldnt it?
Well, apparently there are a lot of people on IRC that just do
n't understand the ways of the world.
lol
well,
I've seen a 12 inch cock up close before. it scared me witless
some people live out their sex-lives on the comp for lack of a
real one
and THAT is only 12
now add 4 inches
sheesh
I am happy with what I have
no penis envy here
how big?
:-)
YOU would like to know
besides, girth is much more important
:)
I would.
Who's ma bitch
lol
I had an ex with an 8 1/2 inch cock, and rear-entry just HURT
. The cervix is not meant to be rammed.
Well, really, crap. LJ beat me to what I was going to say.

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little