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I had an asian maths tutor in first year who was called Mr Anal.

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I finally made a new comic!

[Click to view comic: 'Heart of Dorkness']

I'm taking PHYS 121, which is kind of the short-bus physics class for people who don't want to be engineers. I am enjoying it a great deal more now than I did any class I took when I was a decade-and-a-half younger. I'll probably be following this with biology and chemistry classes.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'My university life in 3 panels']
[Click to view comic: 'My Masters Degree in 6 panels.']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

bad thing about living in residence on campus : assholes who say that they can pick up more guys at the bar than you can, that you have to see for the NEXT 8 MONTHS.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I've got bad news for you. Having to see assholes every day isn't going to stop when you leave campus.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

damnit.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

so as i sit here at 5:11 in the morning, my roommate is snoring loud enough to shake the walls. i swear to god. i can hear it reverberating and its scaring me.
i love university. hyok!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

University update :
Tonight (November 4th) around 9:30, a bunch of people got the bright idea to do shrooms. Around 1:30, however, one of the guys, who shall remain namelss, started tripping out. Needless to say, he was throwing mad punches and beating people up and swearing like a madman, up until around 4am. He was held down by 5 OPP (Ottawa Police Patrol), handcuffed, and taken to hospital via stretcher and ambulance.
We have no idea what caused this complete craze, as he didn't even taken enough shrooms to get an 8 year old high, so we figure that other narcotics, or a chemical imbalance, may be a factor.
Again I say, welcome to university.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Maybe he was just a fun guy.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The OPP

Yeah, you know me!

He's just crying out for help.

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Poop.